DUDE IT'S BORING ON PURPOSE LMAO
DUDE IT'S BORING ON PURPOSE LMAO
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DUDE I TIPPED OVER SOME MILK LMAO
too deep for you
What's wrong intrinsically with a movie being boring?
Isn't that the only way to make a realistic war movie, have it long and incredibly boring with a couple moments of pant shitting terror?
>realistic
Movies ain't real.
DUDE HORSES LMAO
Unless the film was years long, then it's already a work of fiction, and if you're trying to make a work of fiction replicate life by it being realistically boring, you're a fucking delusional hypocrite.
DUDE FLOWING WATER LMAO
DUDE IMAGES NOT SYMBOLS LMAO
DUDE JUST WEEDING OUT THE PLEBS
KINO TEST LMAO
DUDE PRESSURE OF TIME LMAO
DUDE MDE IS PURE KINO LMAO
Tarkovsky IS Sup Forums
>DUDE, I TRIED TO WATCH ARTHOUSE OUT OF PEER PRESSURE, LMAO
>I CALL MOVIES WITH FIREFIGHTS KINO ROTFLMAO
Why do you even bother? You're not equipped.
DUDE MY DAD'S POETRY LMAO
This is actually a great theory. It's the very reason why all his shots merge seamlessly together without any feeling like a cut aside from those where it's obviously intentional.
It's also the very reason why all his films are so boring
>Kurosawa, , Kubrick, Lynch, Villenueve, Tarkovsky the list goes on!
The hallmarks of the tasteless and the uninitiated. It's okay if you're just getting into the medium, but there are some (even here, on a so called ''film'' board) that actually believe they are cultured or have a snippet of taste because they like these directors, when in actuality they are nothing more than embarrassing cringeworthy copy/paste babbies with no opinion on the medium they claim to love whatsoever.
For a cinephile like myself, it is truly disgusting to watch, and the main reason I, and many others, steer far away from this pit of despair and depravity.
A little something your speed, champ.
youtube.com
You can show the pressure of time without being boring.
dude its raining and somethings on fire lmao
DUDE STRAWMAN LMAO
I know you're memeing, butt Kurosawa is actually boring as fuck.
>incredibly boring with a couple moments of pans shitting terror
Das Boot, pure kino.
holy shit i hate tarkvosky and Sup Forums now
But what about Ozu?
>MOVIES WITH FIREFIGHTS
Name 12
I'm not arguing anything though.
Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror.
Haven't seen any Ozu yet.
Comrade what if
Put down of vodka and listen
Comrade what if we
Are you listening tovarisch
What if we did filming the rain
Rerberg I am swearing on Rublev's icon I will be fire of your ass
What if we did filming of rain
Inside of building????
>Unless the film was years long, then it's already a work of fiction
What if it's just a snapshot
Then you have no authority to call Kurosawa boring.
DUDE TATAMI SHOTS LMAO
DUDE GRASS LMAO
DUDE SLEAK AND COOL LMAO
Throne of Blood was so fucking boring though.
>DUDE ANCIENT JAPAN LMAO
Period pieces in general suck.
DUDE CHOPPED WHISPERED PLATITUDES OVER CONSTANTLY MOVING WIDE ANGLE STEADICAM SHOTS ACCOMPANIED BY CLASSICAL MUSIC LMAO
Is this real?
Also,
>Bresson
Lmao
benis :D :D :D
DUDE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM LMAO
>boring
WHy the fuck is this accepted as a critique on Sup Forums? This is fucking tragic.
Why does everything have to be boring but? Why can't some things be fun? This is why kubrick was better, cause you got 2001 and full metal jacket, both different. Tarkovsky, even though I like him, seemed to just want to make all his films slow.
An accepted critique everywhere. The goal of film is to entertain, an audience should be engaged.
this
DUDE DIRECTED BY RIDLEY SCOTT LMAO
>He is a pleb and hates anything original or independent
glorious
So audiences cant be engaged by 'boring' films? Maybe if the audience member actually tries they can get something out of these 'boring' films? Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles maybe be boring but if you actually try and stick with it, the moment the conflict comes up it can become extremely engaging
DUDE ADHD EXTRACT LMAO
Am I being trolled?
>always hear that Stalker has an amazing direction and photography
>download 1080p movie
>slow ass boring start, but I will persevere
>3 guys talking in an old bar
>you can't fucking tell who is talking what because of the awful positions on the screen, too far from the camera, with one of them showing his back
Dropped.
DUDE, ITS CINEMATIC POETRY
Fuck Ridley Scott. Blade Runner is complete shit, and Legend is only slightly better.
He's only ever had solid visuals.
DUDE I HATE JAMES CAMERON
The audience shouldn't need to wait 50 minutes for the conflict, why do you think Hamlet is always shortened?
Movies should mimic reality and reality is boring most of the time.
What a pretentious asshat.
>The goal of film is to entertain
fucking kek this board is a joke
>Kurosawa is actually boring as fuck.
fucking children, discontinue browsing this board immediately and never share your asinine opinions ever again
They're not boring though. His films are interesting and thought provoking.
on Sup Forums "boring" is completely justifiable criticism
i hate everyone, including myself
>hating on stalker
>saying tarkovsky had bad photography
>boring
jesus PLEBS LEAVE THIS BOARD
>Movies should mimic reality
Yea but the build up can act as tension. Allowing for the actual conflict to become much more engaging and satisfying. Theres a reason for why you never remember some capeshit after 1 day, because it was all action with no prep work
>WHAT CAN'T ME EUROPEAN ART FILMS BE MORE LIKE MY AVENGERS MOVIES
duh
HAHAAHA
ITT: capeshit lovers
gb2 suicide squad fajit
>Shitting on directors, people who try to communicate through the medium of motion picture, when you can't even make proper sentences and arguments
fuck off to your dead shitpost generals, link gorro.
its just shitposters.from /lbg/ threads who are mostly redditors
MFW realizing that The Terminator is a slasher disguised as a sci-fi film
I have seen 3 films by Tarkovsky and i must say i was pleasantly surprised and I didnt find them boring except for some parts of Offret. I liked Andrei Rublev and also Zerkalo.
I'm just shitposting, I haven't actually seen any Tarkovsky. I downloaded Solaris, but it's long as hell and I'm not sure I can handle the constant long takes even in context, I hated 2001 and Under the Skin.
>browsing Sup Forums
>hmm i know Sup Forums mostly consists of monotonous shit but there's usually one or two threads actually discussing film and tv
>first thing i see is this god awful thread
fuck you cunts are retarded, easily one of the shittest boards on Sup Forums, a containment board for all the redditors and confused Sup Forumstards
Lataz
If you are afraid of length of the film try to watch mirror its pretty short.
I feel you, man.
Is that the one with the rotating shot of the door? I'll try to watch it next week.
Is liking tarkovsky a meme or not. I think he makes well meaning movies, but they are honestly pure trash.
I dont know which shot do you mean. Try it its pretty great.
maybe the fact that the people who infest this place consider repeating "for you" and "big guy" for years to be funny should be a hint that it is pointless to discuss anything with them
And you're the sad clown
Is liking bergman a meme or not. I think he makes well meaning movies, but they are honestly pure trash.
I was entertained by every Tarkovsky film.
Films aren't for you if you feel you hate them
>boring
funny how you described yourself
yeah thats mirror
what directors do ya like
>ITT: the moment Americans go to bed the shit opinions disappear
>Did he actually die not knowing he was a hack?
DUDE I FAKED THE MOON LANDING LMAO :D