Give me your shittiest concert experiences, Sup Forums

Give me your shittiest concert experiences, Sup Forums.

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>went to see purity ring dj set at a club
>expect to see the dude who does all the production djing
>was just the singer chick playing the worst music ever
>left after fifteen minutes

>Went to some free concert festival because why not
>crappy cover band plays "crazy bitch" by buckcherry and tries to censor the song but sometimes accidentally says bitch into the mix and has an embarrassed face

I still have no idea why that even happened

>Work up the courage to go to an Animal Collective concert alone after reading a similar thread to this and people say no one cares if you're alone
>I turn up a couple minutes late
>As I walk into the event, the whole crowd turns to look at me
>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"
>Whole event laughing hysterically as I take my seat
>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.
>Want to die
>After the concert, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway
>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing
>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to concerts alone and how I should kill myself
>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape
>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me
>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"
>Security comes by
>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd
>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"
>Security joins in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me
>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point
>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours
>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy
>Black guy goes "NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!"
>Crowd finally disperses
>Panda Bear comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again"
>All I can do is whimper yes sir

>Go to free jazz show
>Last act of the night
>Four members on stage, three strings and a drummer
>They announce that it's a true improv session
>Start awkwardly playing quietly
>Nobody in the band is coming together on anything
>Everyone stops playing
>Violinist starts playing shriekingly-high note, sustains it
>Other violinist starts nodding, plays the same note, sustained
>Sax player joins in
>Drummer pulls a piece of sheet metal and a bow out of nowhere and starts playing a horrible sound
>Everyone in audience visibly cringing
>Drummer is locking eyes with me
>My date is asking to leave
>Get up and flee the cafe
That was my last free jazz experience

Audibly kek'd

>someone gave me free ticket to eagles concert
>dozed off for a second during steely dan

god damn some of these dadrock bands are low energy, the eagles didn't suck as bad as i expected tho, they actually have more good songs than just those two they play on the radio, too bad it all sounds like country music, but whatever

this was today

why would you bother copy/pasting this? like what's the point? it's not even slightly believable and like 1.5/10 in terms of humor

The guy next to me at a Scissor Sisters concert was flailing around so aggressively that he ended up smacking me in the face..

It's a fucking meme you dumb ass

shut up and let people have a giggle, faggot.

ywn submissively give into panda bears demands while crying, sticky and in the fetal position

why bother living

>go see some old metal band that got back together
>detroit about 2 months back, baseball game going on just before it
>singer is a bit sluggish but seems alright, harassed over seating by drunk guys
>hour after show grab some five guys and drive back home
>find out the lead singer hung himself after the show
welp

>take a bunch of drugs
>head into autechre show expecting anti EP and tri repetae shit
>opening act is a boring DJ, but i'm coming up so whatever
>autechre gets on stage as i'm peaking
>harsh incoherent noise starts
>sounds like random beeps and boops redlining a shitty mixer
>missingno the itunes playlist
>people nearby are nodding their heads
>implying
>run to bathroom to escape the torture
>bathroom occupied by assholes blowing coke and talking about the "textures"
>body is melting due to the sheer volume
>escape venue
>start dry heaving from the shock while next to line of people waiting to get inside
>club sluts gasp
>all_eyez_on_me.webm.mov.mp4
>scream at them
>bouncers heading my way
>run home dodging discarded needles from local destitutes
>realize that i am too old to be doing this anymore

you betrayed me, autechre.

Oh, whoever wrote this deserves some kind of internet award. Some funny shit right there.

This.

>Going to a free jazz show
That is pretty embarrassing user

>leaves mac demarco concert
>stayed up all night the night before
>coudn't really enjoy the show to full extent
>first time seeing mac
>walk back to car to find it's been ransacked by local thugs
>door handles all busted up, still work tho
>friends bag is gone, which was out of sight
>friend had every season of the office brand new on dvd in that bag for some reason
>queue 4 hour long disgruntled drive back to home town on little sleep

mine is seeing Kreayshawn live. 2 hours late and played three songs lol
youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4

lucky u, i loved night work

Heems was incredibly drunk, and forgot half his words, said he would do Das Racist songs, and then didn't.

Super awkward and bad...

>On a date and going to a free jazz show of all places
Had a chuckle.