What do you think it would be like if everyone on Sup Forums was suddenly magically transported into a bar?

What do you think it would be like if everyone on Sup Forums was suddenly magically transported into a bar?

/metal/ would all be kicked out for being underage

all the /generals/ sit on their own tables far away, raptards make a shrine for Kanye and the 3 grimes spammers run out with pictures of her throwing them at everyone while frothing at the mouth

not like this

only a few would be able to drink

...

A mess. A huge mess.

>the rap / hip hop table

I'd order a tap water

there would be a long line for the chance to cum in my trap bussy

I'd take a shot and loudly recite "The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved."

This

It would be a cringe mess full of underage white boys not talking to each other

Everyone would die of suffocation due to literally being inside of everyone else

a bunch of naked dudes

It would be really white
The self hatred in this board is on par with Sup Forums & /r9k/

Nope. Just me and you, asshole.

/bleep/ would just fuck off for a cheeky nandos

Set the whole place on fire.

Everyone would be in a bar fight.

I'd be shitting

lol everyone would be too scared to even talk to each other

not me though if ever see some mongol with a can shirt i would break a bottle with them

>Women on Sup Forums
Nice fantasy.

I would murder every single one of you with my bare hands

guns > hands

People walking up to random tables with printouts of their last.fm 5*5 saying "you want to see what I've been listening to?"