/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 30
Nights since last BNM: 7

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Cap'n Jazz is amazing live
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever

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daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.

Pitchfork is ISIS

This meme is neither funny or amusing.

Your garbage Marxist website is neither funny or amusing.

LCD Soundsystem 9.3 BNM

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(((LCD Soundsystem)))


All of the people involved in this should belooked at.

trans lives matter

((())) lives matter.

???

'James Murphy' is a fraud and most likely a devil

youtube.com/watch?v=9hAqs1G_2KU

it's going to come out eventually

i need Sup Forums to leave.

So what is everyone listening to tonight

I need your fake as fuck website promoting a bunch of criminals to fuck off

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>insipid neoliberal taste maker
>"marxist"
dumb faggot alert

lodger and scary monsters

no, it's pretty accurate

pitchfork is a corrupt (((marxist))) website

fucking balls i come back to /p4k/ for the first time in a week and you guys have totally shat it up

congrats

fuck off dick. now go away or I'll stop being coy and polite.

kys

nothing about its editorializing suggests it advocates anything other than the proliferation of rights and commodification of identities. i know even that triggers low-T, smooth-brains like you, but to people outside of your narrow, dim social circle, marxism means something other than just 'bad'.

I'm glad dis herr fred isnt infested WIF SJWs leik it used to be oh yeah lets sig da song 49 FAGGOTS AND take it user !!! XD

you dudes need to be smart and fuck off back to Tel Aviv or Geneva if you're not already there.

duuuude ur FALSEflaggingn bluepilled fag weee dont talk like that stupid sjw lol

OOOOooohh sorry u din get da wurdz rite xxdd DDD d

i'm literally shaking.

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t. expendable loose end

t. tongue-tied, ressentiment filled cuck