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"White genocide is real" edition

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first for niggers get the rope

Wank to Crank

woah
this is so powerful xx

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you pieces of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

>girl fucks the same guy 50 times
>no problem
>girl fucks 50 different guys once
>"lol hot dog down a hallway xDDDD"

explain

Ritsu

...

we can only hope
we can only hope

but I thought lefties were tolerant of everyone

business idea: open a bowling alley with my spuds in place of bowling pins

Its more about disease and values than about the state of her vagina.

a key that can open any lock is impressive
a lock that opens to any key is shit

jesus CHRIST

>gfs dragging me to the middle of derbyshire to visit her parents

is there anything to do in matlock or am I just going to get bored and go stir crazy?

a literal paki made this post:74259515

Be the change you want to see in the world lad

oh yeah

wish a nuke would burst my bollocks

'sheed

haha, that's hilarious, did you come up with that yourself?

bet you came up with that all by yourself didn't you
proud of you

Oh yeah? And why can't women be the key?

sue

business idea: paki genocide

you've never made a half decent post in this general lad

Imagine being that angry over being short

FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT
AND ITS CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT
THAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN
HE REMAINS AND ENGLISH MAN!

>wow, that's a lot of plants, that'll be... £140
>erm, i saw a thing about conservatives outside
>did you vote conservative?
>i did
>well then that'll be £154 because i fucking hate tories
>lol nope, bye bigot
>WHY IS MY BUSINESS FAILING?

@74259628
for

Where does Corbyn plan to get money from to save the NHS, Education, Transport and all the other shit he says?

Do Labour even have an economic policy?

Just had the worst nightmare ever

Can't remember the pre-amble, but the end bit was me driving in a car park and being angry wondering why I'd had to drive into work at quarter to 10 at night after I'd be drinking.

So I decided it must be a dream (this being a situation I'd never put myself in) and decided to ash my car to end it. But I panicked at the last second and swerved to avoid other cars then intentionally drove into a wall. But the fucking dream didn't end. I was just thee in a crashed car, and feeling so authentically drunk I freaked out that it was real.

I was walking around the car trying to decide what to do and trying to call the AA, then I got a feeling that I can't describe and knew for a fact that it was a dream. So I started slapping myself in the face to make myself wake up and nothing wuld work, so I was scared in case it was caused by the crash because of how real it felt.

Then I opened my eyes on my pillow, and I was so fucking releaved I punched the air and shouted YES!

That 30 minutes - 1 minute was true hell. Absolutely sure to my very soul something was true when everything was telling me it wasn't. Weirdly similar to how it must feel to be schizophrenic. And terrifying.

Very high taxes for everyone

Increase taxes on private healthcare providers, private schools and cars respectively.

Kulaks to the gulags
confiscation of class traitors' belongings

you hear that a lot? fucking roastie

>so then I said to that KEK, "but white genocide is real!"

debunkingdenialism.com/2014/01/11/white-genocide-eurabia-and-other-white-supremacist-nonsense/

utterly astounded by the sheer number of people on my normiebook thinking Corbyn would be a good prime minister

are most lower middle class young people just totally detached from the real world? or am i detached from the real world, a real world that's gone mad?

Male lions are badass
>have a hareem of qts
>let the women hunt prey while they lie in the sun
>when the females make a kill he just strides in and takes it
>if he ever feels like hunting he doesn't share it, not even with his own kid

Nationalise and collectivise the lot

don't need money in communism

Champagne socialists innit

there's an amusements
the scenery is also lovely

>debunkingdenialism.com

need a straight haired, blue eyed black gf with small nose and lips

more like

>that'll be £140
>oh I voted conservative by the way
>o-oh d-did you now... well! that will be £154 then!
>no problem, is card okay?
>w-well yes...
>thank you, have a nice day!

hast thou considered that politicians might have lots of ideas but don't actually plan on implementing them

Corbyn would be a great primeminister

we need to undo some of the toryism of the last 3 decades to bring us back into the centre

sounds like my life
>have a hareem of qt 2d girls
>mum goes out to the shops and spends her own money
>when she comes back i just take all the food i want
>will sometimes go to the shop by myself and won't buy ANYTHING for ANYONE else

the bankers the bonuses

ah good I'll be going insane then

alri sargon

just ate another quarter of my cheese cake

the parliament should be abolished and all national policies and laws should be voted by the people via smartphone

>hast thou

Bankers
Bonuses
Brussels
Bureaucrats
These are a few of my least favourite things

just finish it off

cheesecake is the pengest

And Christians are charitable and forgiving

....as long as you agree with their specific interpretation of their the story book their leader venerates

that's a bad idea because the general public don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>WE CAN'T FUND EDUCATION AND HEALTHCARE THAT IS HEINOUS

>oh these massive financial firms need money becuase they've been doing shitty speculations and collateral debt obligations, lets give them lots of money

doing a think

we haven't had proper Conservatives since the 1990s

current Tories are just Blairites

shame about the extremely short life span and inevitable violent death at the hands of younger invading male lions

Why can't right wingers make powerful statements like this Sup Forums?

there's also plenty of cliffs with the potential for climbing if you're into that

bad plan
sold the smartphone to cash converters so i could keep using the FOBTies

your mistake

think i'm done with drugs 2bh

cannot be fucked with the comedowns anymore

politicians only serve themselves

praise kek lads
praise kek

rate the gf

They die a glorious death

might comedown your throat 2bh

>MEESA LIKEY TORIES MEESA LIKEY LABOUR MEESA NO LIKEY BANKERS

Good tune

my mate is such a twat sometimes.

we were leaving a party my other mate was hosting at a pub last night and he throws his glass and it smashes a car windscreen.

then we go to a house party and he's incredibly rude to a lot of people.

so embarrassing.

omg ur so beautiful x

>tfw not going to vote tory

what do i do now? farron or corbyn

uh, stay out of river dale

awake from my nap

>national politics can be summed up in a few lines on a Hong Konger watercolour pulpit

>they should make me Prime Minister for a year, I'd fix everything with my immense genius and down to earth common sense

gawj hun xx

>having mates like that

depends whether you are a cuck or a commie

Blairite coup and a Labour resurgence WHEN?

fuck off

corbyn because parliament/lords will stop him from doing anything silly if he was pm

a vote for farron is literally a vote for farron is literally a vote for corbyn

there's a word on the tip of my tounge I can't seem to spit out

a word meaning you don't really care about it
like if someone asks if I hate something, I say no, but not because I'm a fan or anything simply because I don't care about it
i think it starts with a d- but not sure, any wordsmiths out there?

should have laid him out mate

>twat
west brit

>tfw once all the old people start dying, Britain is doomed to the Millennial electorate deciding elections

disinterested?

don't care?

dickhead; you call the person telling you how you're feeling this

don't care

just posted in the last thread like a right knob ahah

I'm a cuck in so far as I don't like the government spying on me and telling me what i can and can't smoke

I'm a commie insofar as I think corbyn would be a good laugh as pm, and I don't really mind extra holidays and better public services at the expense of the economy at large.

FOY

Don't-care

shan't

apathetic

ambivalent?

By then the millenials will have families, savings and mortgages, so will vote Tory too

dunnae care