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business idea: open a bowling alley with my spuds in place of bowling pins

Its more about disease and values than about the state of her vagina.

a key that can open any lock is impressive
a lock that opens to any key is shit

jesus CHRIST

>gfs dragging me to the middle of derbyshire to visit her parents

is there anything to do in matlock or am I just going to get bored and go stir crazy?

a literal paki made this post:74259515

Be the change you want to see in the world lad

oh yeah

wish a nuke would burst my bollocks

'sheed

haha, that's hilarious, did you come up with that yourself?