Drinkify.com

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>garnish with fire

Well this already exists

I'm tempted honestly

this should really be called the Lou Reed or the Jim Carroll tbbh

So is there any rhyme or reason to this shit or what?

I mean I guess there is because I typed Black Flag and their song Revenge started playing in the browser

holy fuck shit

idk. every band i looked up said to drink a pbr.

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That's their subtle way of telling you all your music is pretentious hipster shit.