/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 30
Nights since last BNM: 8

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Cap'n Jazz is amazing live
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever

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commit suicide, faggot

P4k

I remember when they first invented p4k

Say it loud, I'm white and I'm proud!

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.

I want you to stuff your anus with 15 tons of coconuts

((((((((pitchfork)))))))))

DES

PA

Honestly I'm still waiting for this style to make a comeback.

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CITO

fuck yourself, cunt

I don't know if you're actually mad or just trying to be le ebik b8...

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It was cool in that time period because all the "bad" pop music was sort of a gauge for rock bands to make sarcastic jabs at heh, like new found glory dancing to Eazy-E and calling him their main source of inspo on their DVD The Story So Far.

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For fucks sake mods, clean this shit up

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cry more, bitch

good to see nothings changed in my absence

wow cant believe people still post these threads...sad

what's everyone listening to

pic related

>my absence
and nothing of value was lost

where else would I vape and shill for the globalist agenda?

well, I'm not gonna argue with that, though there never was anything of "value" in /p4k/ threads to being with

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Was Ray William Johnson the greatest artist of our generation?
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it's like Mogwai but better

HELLO EVERYONE LOOK AT ME ITS TRIPFAGGGOT NOT NOKO HELLO HI LOOK AT ME

UK twee pop scene >>>>>>>> all eras of jazz

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I like Busted too

actual photo not noko

oh shit what up my dude

I look more jewish than that

The Field Mice >> Coltrane

Mock my words

/p4k/ will make a comeback. Bigger and stronger than ever!!!!

there are like 4 BNMs this year that make me think Pitchfork is more dead than its ever been

Long time no see
What have you been listening to?

Today I've been listening to Supercar - Highvision on repeat, and lately I've been listening to Yaeji - S/T EP

none of the BNM's lately have gotten more than like 1 listen from me

u?

WHEN?

Kinda hard to listen to stuff when you lose your hearing to cocaine

lol wut?

Not much recently. I'm terribly behind on new releases.

NIGERS

been a pretty shit year desu, not missing much

economically neoliberal, which is to say I'm a capitalist who realizes that capitalism is a product of careful regulation and legislation and not just some natural state of nature like sunlight or gravity

I don't particularly like economic inequality, and I realize how bad it is, but I only really care about it insofar as it is detrimental to median household income--I don't think income inequality is an evil in and of itself

I favor free trade and global commerce.

socially, I'm a progressive interventionist--I think racism, sexism, and homophobia are real, and unlike income inequality, they are absolute evils that the federal government has the power to address without hurting GDP

I'm a realist in terms of foreign policy who hopes for peace but believes very strongly in speaking softly and carrying a big stick which means:

1) not hitting people with the stick unless you absolutely fucking have to
2) not defunding the stick and throwing it away
3) speaking softly--not blustering, not yelling; whispering

man-made climate change is real, the factory jobs we've lost are never ever ever coming back no matter what you do--and besides, we actually have a surplus of factory jobs that nobody wants

So, economically center-left, socially interventionist--not authoritarian, but certainly not libertarian, and I favor smart power. I call myself a social democrat. I fucking love Hillary Clinton so fucking much and think of her as an absolute role model

i think that's why the threads haven't been up to the "par" it usually is

Sounds right. Nothing amazing so far and nothing jumping out for the remainder of it.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Aminé 7.3 by Briana Younger
WizKid 7.4 by Claire Lobenfeld
La Torre Ibiza — Volumen Dos 7.8 by Andy Beta
Declan McKenna 5.9 by Marc Hogan

wtf is this shit, this feels like what some smug 22 year old bro would tell me is his political stance