See you, space cowboy...
See you, space cowboy
>turns down his dream role because he doesn't think he can do Spike justice
why is he so based?
>his dream role is the protagonist of an ancient chineese cartoon
I had my suspicions since the signs are everywhere, but this proves once for all that Keanu is autistic.
He can afford to be picky
He doesn't even need the money. He lives an average apartment and uses the subway. Didn't he buy the entire special effects crew on the Matrix Ferraris or something?
They'll cast a black guy anyway.
No, he gave them money
I'd take an old spike film.
>Implying he ages
10/10 make up right there
Real Lolita shit
Good.
>ancient
fucking millennials man.
Also took a huge pay cut I believe
Fucking hell.
I really wanted Keanu as Spike
But who should be cast as Spike now?
Idris Elba
If Ghost in the Shell and Battle Angel Alita are successes they'll make the movie anyway.
Hopefully they both bomb.
I feel like watching Keanukino today.
Any suggestions?
This meme has to stop
Kill yourself. People who use that word "kino" don't deserve to live.
Keanu is not a dummy.
A Cowboy Bebop movie will almost certainly be a flop. No reason to damage his career.
He's gonna carry that weight
Haven't seen that one, will give it a go!
Speed
What does it even mean? Nobody explains it.
constantine is his best piece of kinografĂa
He bought then expensive coats when it was freezing outside
The Reserves, that baseball one or Bill and Ted
WHEN IT'S COLD
OUTSIDE
They would never make spike black when jet seems perfectly suited for a black actor. They would probably make him a tough gangster that swears every second word.
It's a meme. It's the german word for cinema (also in a few other languages I think).
It's pretty obvious he's turning water into wine.
how is he to old? he doesnt age, he has looked the same for thousands of years
plus makeup is a hell of a thing too
this bad boy
nice source
This, prime Keanu right there.
FUCK. He would have made a great Spike.
The Night Watchman aka. Street Kings
SPOILER: Captain America gets shot and dies.
>caring about live action anime films
Are you going to be surprised when it's shit? Why haven't you learned yet?
WHOA
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still keanu. doesn't matter if he's old because nobody could do a believable spike anyway especially not some 20 something pop idol hollywood faggot
Didn't he once buy Matt LeBlanc 31 million hot dinners?
Autistic people are probably the reason we have computers today