Be american

>be american
>still a baby
>get dick mutilated
>be cut so dick dries constantly
>just a gentle touch and the skin tears
>dick looks like a dried mushhroom
>have to carry every day a bottle of dick water just to constantly moisturize it
>have to do it around every six hours
>skip or forget a dip, dick starts to itch like crazy and start to get mood swings
>forget dick water dip
>start a shooting
>want to fap, need a quick dip in the dick water
>want to fuck, need a quick dip in the dick water

why is dick water the most secret thing in american culture?

>americans tip the jew who cut their dicks

Why are europeans obsessed with the penises of American babies?

>be American
>Go out shopping aka McDonalds
>Busy Saturday
>Packed
>Dick feels dry
>Rush to designated cock moisturising toilets
>Massive queue
>Cock falls off
>

>why is dick water the most secret thing in american culture?
whats dick water?

Concerned of being jew'd.

>be american
>be baby
>get dick skin cut off
>now have to dip dick in water to use it
>forget to do it for 30 minutes
>dick instantly looks like butterfly boy's skin
>excruciating pain
>fellow american recognises my plight
>unzips my pants and puts my dick in some dick water
>instant relief
>will never forget to put dick in dick water again

well since you can't trust american tap water there's bottle water (walmart has a special section) that you use to moisturize your dick since it dries like crazy

its a cup of water by your bed side you dip your dick in when it gets dry ???

in fact earlier today i had a crazy itchy dick and it was because if forgot my portable dickwater at home

>be american
>filters his dick water to get rid of fluoride