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PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over

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plymouth is actually an alright place

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*negs you*

/hm/

Well lads?

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4466158/Ten-defining-qualities-look-husband.html

1. He messages you to check you've gotten home safe - and stays awake until he knows you have.
2. He's the man who doesn't try and change you and loves you for who you are.
3. He sends flowers to your office 'just because'.
4. He motivates you to achieve more and be a better person than you already are.
5. He never makes you doubt how he feels about you and constantly reassures you that you're the one for him.
6. He pays for everything out of respect and would never let you spend a penny on anything.
7. You still get butterflies when you walk into the room and see him.
8. He isn't afraid to kiss you in public.
9. He will always text you back - no questions asked.
10. You'd proudly introduce him to your father.

*pozzes you*

This pasta needs updated desu

>implying there is a difference

easy there rob
shan't be reading that wall

me

>send an absolute smasher of a message to a girl
>she views my profile
>no reply

I have forsaken women

would gladly lose one or two fingers in exchange for good mental health

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Upon reaching the flowers bit I've come to the conclusion that this list is bollocks

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/hm/

wats wrong with ya

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cannot stand how you cunts hold back your posts at the end of a thread just to spam them in the next one
fucking pathetic

1. is the only thing that isn't bullshit

My friend from school is having his FIFTH kid this year lads. He's only 27.

Fucking mental.

This sadcunt probably gets a match every hour

metal morty *burp*

>The UK's most popular baby names have been revealed in a new survey, with Muhammed and Amelia topping the charts for the capital

I don't like doing it, but it works!

Time for the 5th mug of tea this morning

@74407130

(You)s are a big fucking deal okay.

Haha holy shit you're autistic

Give me one good reason to post when we've reached 310

>mug
FOY

'rgin 'lk
yes I also saw the reddit frontpage and as much as I'd love to shit on yanks this is fake

>jack
>amelia
why?

youtube.com/watch?v=ketSzgD7EDA
post ambient choones

on my way home from the maternity ward

fifth time this year

bought some absolutely primo hot sauce from M&S the other day

never understood why Sriracha is such a massive meme, it's alright but it's not particularly amazing or anything.

woke up around 10:30 and having my third

>tfw found out my cousin who is years younger than me and still in school has had a gf for years
>tfw a KHV in my 20s

this is only because all pakis are called mohammed, if all the whites were called tom then it would be the most popular

Never heard the name Amelia or Jacob on someone I know IRL

why do all normskulls open their mouth and stick their tongue out when they take a picture

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@74407165
cunt
if you weren't an attention seeking runt you'd post whenever you think of it

Shut up bitter spergboi

Sounds like he's just being himself.

go away turtlephimo

Its Muhammad you cuck

So sick of thainonce using a britflag to post using his VPN (virtual private nonces)

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have impregnated the gf four times and we've aborted each one

Cold rice, and a little rat meat, the only R&R I need

With May going full paranoid mouth frothing nutcase last night there is no chance of a Tory win anymore, just Vote Lib dem as it will be funniest if they win and even funnier if people vote for a hard brexit in the post election referendum they have planned. Can you imagine the look on Tim farron's face the next day? And Nick Clegg? He would be on suicide watch if he was forced to put the UK through a hard brexit despite being so pro EU, the amount of butthurt would be like when David Cameron had to resign times one million.

Vote Lib Dem.

alri lads, off for a tinder date, do i look okay?

imagine actually being white and living in london
terrifying

nonce

jiggling

Fucking rotten paki cunt

mate...

disgusting rat

kek

Yeah

Looking good

Holy fuck Britain is getting completely btfo
forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uk-government-is-completely-deluded-about-brexit/#3310d48f4f04

kys rasheed you mucky twat

Can't get a gf so considering paying for a prozzie instead

Kek

>there is no chance of a Tory win anymore
Are you a gambling man?

to be fair you'd do a vpn too. i was a Cypriot once

>everyone who has posted their face on /brit/ has been relatively handsome
>everyone who has posted their face literally anywhere else on the site has been disgustingly ugly
hmmmm really making me think

don't understand where the fuck is he standing
is this a bad photoshop what's with the virgin stand?

>74407293
ebin
simple ebin

I am so fucking pathetic lads

been chatting and seeing this qt from one of my courses, often in my room well into the night until she walks home (lives in the same uni accomodation as me). few days ago she came at 10:30 to pick up something she'd left behind and we stayed talking in my room until 12:30. she was asking me about past relationships, said she hadn't been on a date in over a month, was literally lying across my bed while I sat at my desk chair and still I didn't know what to do.

tried to get her around yesterday but asked at short notice and she was busy, don't know if she'll bother with me after being such a sperg and ignoring such obvious signs. can't ask her back anytime soon or I'll look desperate and even then I'm too autistic to make it clear I want to fuck

hate this update
i hit clear all all the time and never intentionally

Four abortions, Jeremy? Four? That's insane.

Hmmm
coppolacomment.com/p/about-this-blog.html

>why yes, i do use a proxy to get rare flags so people (you) me on /brit/

Lmao spacker

the disgustingly ugly people here don't post face x

>tfw you make a negative remark about a picture because you envy the subject's sneakers
ah yes

>1. He messages you to check you've gotten home safe - and stays awake until he knows you have.
>letting women travel alone
shiggy diggy do

>2. He's the man who doesn't try and change you and loves you for who you are.
Mostly true, it's hard to change a woman fundamentally but you have to steer her from time to time.

>3. He sends flowers to your office 'just because'.
Just because? No.

>4. He motivates you to achieve more and be a better person than you already are.
Doesn't this clash with 2? Or is there an implication that he achieves this unintentionally?

>5. He never makes you doubt how he feels about you and constantly reassures you that you're the one for him.
Absolute bollocks, women hate emotionally incontinent men.

>6. He pays for everything out of respect and would never let you spend a penny on anything.
Obviously since it's a single-earner household.

>7. You still get butterflies when you walk into the room and see him.
Ok.

>8. He isn't afraid to kiss you in public.
Intimacy is fo the bedroom.

>9. He will always text you back - no questions asked.
Wait your turn.

>10. You'd proudly introduce him to your father.
Alri.

same person iih

u dumb cunt
stop watching porn

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>74407352
>not using every method possible to get (you)s
casual

really not appreciatting the lack of (You)s ITT
reply to me now I want to feel aknowledged

gas station
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just bought this for the old car

thoughts?

reminder that Essex is the last bastion of the white Londoner

ALRI ALRI ALRI

>actually spending time addressing each statement
fucking weirdo

It's also a horrible fucking shithole

Really makes u think

we do NOT bully each other in /brit/
if user is on the spectrum, we will accomodate and work around that

shan't be engaging with this utter nonsense Rasheed, I've better things to do

rate the brekkie:
1 cup of coffee
2 nicotine gum

the side of the bed lad. the wooden frame. the blanket is covering it

RARE

we should let it die desu

both london, essex and anywhere else with even a hint of cockney accent need a good dresdening

Tell me why I'm wrong

That's right you can't