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>tfw you make a negative remark about a picture because you envy the subject's sneakers
ah yes

>1. He messages you to check you've gotten home safe - and stays awake until he knows you have.
>letting women travel alone
shiggy diggy do

>2. He's the man who doesn't try and change you and loves you for who you are.
Mostly true, it's hard to change a woman fundamentally but you have to steer her from time to time.

>3. He sends flowers to your office 'just because'.
Just because? No.

>4. He motivates you to achieve more and be a better person than you already are.
Doesn't this clash with 2? Or is there an implication that he achieves this unintentionally?

>5. He never makes you doubt how he feels about you and constantly reassures you that you're the one for him.
Absolute bollocks, women hate emotionally incontinent men.

>6. He pays for everything out of respect and would never let you spend a penny on anything.
Obviously since it's a single-earner household.

>7. You still get butterflies when you walk into the room and see him.
Ok.

>8. He isn't afraid to kiss you in public.
Intimacy is fo the bedroom.

>9. He will always text you back - no questions asked.
Wait your turn.

>10. You'd proudly introduce him to your father.
Alri.

same person iih

u dumb cunt
stop watching porn

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>not using every method possible to get (you)s
casual

really not appreciatting the lack of (You)s ITT
reply to me now I want to feel aknowledged

gas station
youtube.com/watch?v=3SNTpZdFhwo

ebay.com/itm/162476657180

just bought this for the old car

thoughts?

reminder that Essex is the last bastion of the white Londoner