>buy overpriced mcmansion an hour from my work
>pay monthly insurance, constant repairs or maintenance for hundreds of dollars, buying oil or fluids or new parts, annual registration
>spend an hour each morning and evening in stressful traffic while morons try to play bumpercar with me
>cops always watching, waiting to give you a ticket for speeding or illegal parking
>come home, nothing to do, nothing around but other houses and other people who never go outside
>kids complain they're bored, want a 40 minute ride to their friend's house
>get back in car, drive them there, drive home, drive back later, drive back home
>kids want a new gaming console, say there's nothing else to do
>haven't had a night out in a month, closest bar is a 30 minute drive, friends all live 30-90 minutes away
>have to buy a car for jimmy and susan when they turn 16
>grateful so I don't have to be a taxi driver for them anymore
>have to buy a car for the wife because she has to work, too. Can't afford the 1500/month mortgage otherwise.
>buy a TV and a few cable subscriptions because nothing else to do in the evenings, the commute tired me out
>gain 50 lbs, look pregnant, brain turns to mush
>start enjoying sitcoms, wife addicted to soap operas
>buy 100k shekel RV for the annual camping trip, drive it through traffic both ways until you get to the crowded RV park full of retirees and college students there to party
>park it on a dirt lot, stare at neighbors' asscrack, eat shitty hotdogs
>kids and wife are all too fat to hike since they drive everywhere and never get exercise
>ahh the outdoors
>drive it home, kids all go to their own rooms, wife in other room on her tv and I'm in living room on mine
>peaceful, happy family, perfect white picket fence life
Cars and suburbs are degenerate. They're the cancer causing people to be fat, lazy, and stupid. A devoid wasteland with shitty chain restaurants and a stripmall connecting the dozen developments of identical oversized plywood houses.