Be french

>Be french
>Just got back from a week long vacation in the USA
>Intentionally talked with an outrageous accent
>Commented on how shitty the food is
>Asked what a tip was
>Feigned not talking the language when convenient
>Commented on their physical health
>Acted surprised when they said that college isn't free
>Intentionally dressed really well
>Made them believe I wear berets everyday
>Used french words as much as possible
>Referred to "football" instead of "soccer"
>Asked where the sidewalk went
>Acted like an entitled cunt
>Asked for direction in french
>Asked them if they celebrated the resurrection of Jesus from the dead like every respectable european would
>Asked what was their origin
>They don't know
>Asked them where my country is located on a map
>They don't know
>Asked them where we are right now
>They don't know

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*sharts in your direction*

Nice try but Trump stopped muslims from coming into our country. Try again, Abdula.

t. Algerian

>like every respectable european would
i meant christian, sorry

>Intentionally dressed really well
>Made them believe I wear berets everyday
Choose 1

i hope to meet a member of the Sup Forumsernationale some day traveling in my native lands

Non christians are by definition not European, manu

Europeans are Christians


Non Christian Europeans are traitors and subhumans

>>Asked where the sidewalk went
I don't get it.