>Be french
>Just got back from a week long vacation in the USA
>Intentionally talked with an outrageous accent
>Commented on how shitty the food is
>Asked what a tip was
>Feigned not talking the language when convenient
>Commented on their physical health
>Acted surprised when they said that college isn't free
>Intentionally dressed really well
>Made them believe I wear berets everyday
>Used french words as much as possible
>Referred to "football" instead of "soccer"
>Asked where the sidewalk went
>Acted like an entitled cunt
>Asked for direction in french
>Asked them if they celebrated the resurrection of Jesus from the dead like every respectable european would
>Asked what was their origin
>They don't know
>Asked them where my country is located on a map
>They don't know
>Asked them where we are right now
>They don't know
Be french
*sharts in your direction*
Nice try but Trump stopped muslims from coming into our country. Try again, Abdula.
t. Algerian
>like every respectable european would
i meant christian, sorry
>Intentionally dressed really well
>Made them believe I wear berets everyday
Choose 1
i hope to meet a member of the Sup Forumsernationale some day traveling in my native lands
Non christians are by definition not European, manu
Europeans are Christians
Non Christian Europeans are traitors and subhumans
>>Asked where the sidewalk went
I don't get it.
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Good work user
I'm not even mad that's actually kind of neat t.bh
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Meanwhile in New Zealand...
>Frenchman destroys road signs in New Zealand as part of hitchhike 'hissy fit'
Christianity is a middle eastern blight. Emperor Constantine made a mistake not purging it from Rome
What part of burgerland did you go to?
>Sociology teacher made us give a round of applause for France yesterday
So you went on vacation with your mom and sister and imagined how cool doing all of the above would be, while you stayed sulking in your room while they went to see museums and shopping?
>didn't intentionally smell bad or troll gun enthusiasts
step up your game
fuck I actually thought of writing about the smell stuff
>implying I actually went to the USA and this wasn't just pure shitpost
>Be Australian
>Get back from three weeks in France
>Intentionally talked with an outrageous bogan accent
>Commented on how Paris smells entirely of shit and piss
>Asked what a baguette was
>Intentionally asked whether people were bothered the French language came second on a global scale
>Commented on the prevalence of gypsies on the metro
>Acted surprised when they said that people only work 35 hours a week and take hour long lunch breaks every day
>Intentionally dressed in thongs and boardshorts wherever I went, even the Louvre
>Made them believe I wear ride kangaroos to work everyday
>Used cunty Australian slang words as much as possible
>Referred to "AFL" as "football"
>Asked where the white French all went
>Acted like an entitled cunt
>Asked for direction in aboriginal
>Asked them if they celebrated the destruction of the indigenous French identity through successive surrendering to foreign invaders
>Asked what was their origin
>All of them said 'Africa'
>Asked them where my country is located on a map
>They yell at me in Arabic
>Asked them where we are right now
>Get run over by a truck
lmfao
You should've tried to speak French to them first.
>Acted surprised when they said that people only work 35 hours a week and take hour long lunch breaks every day
that one's on you tbqh
A lot of American towns don't got sidewalks at all and you're apparently supposed to cover a distance that takes about 5 minutes of walking by car in these towns.
It's not as bad in large cities but I remember passing a lot of small towns in which there were like no sidewalks at all.
I wish this was just some kind of cheeky banter but I'm not even making any of this up.
Just wall on the fucking road. Wtf
Baguette baguette honhonhon
Oh shit i just got a Paris syndrome
Why japanese are such beta cucks who need to travel with hordes of yellow apes ?
>ONEE SAN YAMETE
fcking jap
how original
and that already got overturned
this
rome was not western civilization
it was a precursor to it in spirit, but "europe" started with the franks and was molded in christianity.