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Saturday night edition

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Yorkshire

*blocks your path*

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I CAN BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Eurovision and politics
Oh and er anime and err trannies

outstanding post

En route to get battered*

They're big guys ok

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More like Yorkshite

avril lavigne made underrated choons

*licks feet*

wonder what would happen if i prayed to god for a gf with massive tits like anime girls have every night

Cracked open my first beer of the day lads

my gf is from near there

babestation

Luisa Zissman has a nice pussy tbqh

>yes I do watch Rick and Morty

>direland
>hard

fat unfit soft arse gypos fighting other fat unfit soft arse gypos, come visit a yorkshire lad and I'll give you a right good beating

Bruno is really a quality movie, as is borat

I like how it pokes fun at how fucking stupid and naive yanks are

pics

could atomise them with one hand behind my back

>what point are you trying to make by this post? Are you saying you shouldn't try to look good?
It's an unrealistic goal. Obsession with the body is also immensely narcissistic.

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im living a lie

living a truth

men have knobs, women have fannies

pop knob in fanny, not up the arse

how normies spend their weekends

how /brit/ spends its weekends

want to have a threesome with Eric Clapton and John Mayer

not gay, just musical

>men have knobs, women have fannies

Some men have fannies though

They're turbodeanos there for a bodybuilding expedition thing called bodypower. They box and have steroids out the fucking arse mate. (PS not a man in the whole of England could beat an Irishman in physical prowess)

living a half-truth, something between a lie and a truth

All me

very little i hate more than a yorkshireman, cos they'll mention they're from yorkshire every fucking sentence
>being athletic and fit is an unrealistic goal
go away runtoid, don't care for your opinions whatsoever, and nor does anyone else

paul > george > ringo > john

up early tomorrow because i want to headbutt a muzzie outside the local "mosque" (a function room they rent) just as the local church bells rng

>irl shitposting

love pints

don't know why you irish weirdos roleplay as hardmen and not weak malnourished little naked molerats who got merkd by a fucking root vegetable

sort yourselves out

Is giving birth really that bad?

is this for eurovision?

objectively false

I'd rather be a normie than a Farage worshiping subnormie.

reminder

All me

How many more times are you going to spam this unfunny shit?

>he doesn't spend his saturday nights sat alone in the dark watching other people have fun
Sad acts tbf

I saw a snapchat story from a friend at a Calvin Harris show in Los Vegas

She looked bomb

tits look crap

> women problems
don't care

What colour are your bedsheets? Mine are grey

Just had a poo lads

Because the average English "man" is some gay little specky fruit who likes Harry Potter and maths

No, otherwise evolution would have given women an alternative method of reproduction millions of years ago because the method we have now is too unbearable and became a genetic dead end

>sat alone in the dark watching other people have fun


That's me when I go out as well though.

>speaking for everybody else

as a yorkshireman I detest this

john literally could not contend this

if it was then women wouldn't have multiple children

i'm spending mine giving my gf the silent treatment

wish i was having fun instead

yes literacy and education is a disease we english sorts must but suffer

>labor
sort it out son.

Girls on bumble are so much more attractive on average than Tinder

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Spider-Man color

nah women complain about everything

same w/ me since time immemorial

Exactly gayboy

Can tell from the tone of this post that you enjoy cock

the fuck is bumble normalshit?

Screeching

Oy vey this is worse than another famine

have the shits AND heartburn
probably the byproduct of my poor diet but wahheyyyy

post thicc lasses

quite like the irish but irish lads acting like hardmen is tiresome

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I like the pint men

This. They're infinitely better than aussies and leafs.

They're still white in their towns and villages.
Hope they don't completely ruin themselves like we have.
No going back from it.

Mum what was dad like?

No ones acting like hardmen

If some scrawny little shitebag who hasn't seen the light of day from /brit/ went down to brum to fight my roidhead deano mates at a bodybuilding expedition he'd get trailed

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you can be healthy without thinking you'll look like a statue, moron.

Mate, you're fucking boring. Take your manlet self back to /eire/

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you don't have any mates
you don't even have any (po)tates hahhaha

Repulsive.
S'wrong with u?

>without a heart transplant he won't survive to next year's show

Sick burn lads, now go back to crying about your crippling loneliness and benzo addiction

Really hate this eyebrow trend
the makeup companies want to own every micron of a woman's face

Does the new Mcdonalds advert confuse anyone else, who are they trying to say they are ideal business for, widowed singled mothers?

>roidhead deano mates at a bodybuilding expedition

probably never took a proper punch in their lives, would not stand a chance against anyone who likes a good scrap

>they've already forgotten we voted a 12 for them in the Eurovision
>they've already forgotten we were literally the only country to give them even a single phone vote, which was also 12
>aussies no longer welcome

cant believe we got no points from ireland

really care about this

ohhh nooo me tatties are dead!
*dies myself*
hahahahhaha

-has sex with you
-apologizes

will go jogging this morning as the sun rises, who is with me?

*gets schwifty*

thank you

Sun rose a few hrs ago and im drunk but why not

>got fat from lifting
>broke my hand and had to spend 3 months out of gym
>golden opportunity to cut away the fat

instead
>managed to lose a substantial amount of muscle and keep every kilo of fat

feels really bad lads, how did i let this happen