>have one chance at life
>born in Edmonton, Alberta
Have one chance at life
Zachary Wright
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Owen Long
>high percentage of busty blonde women
wow so tough
Jason Campbell
>high percentage of busty blonde women AND weapons grade autism
Brayden Jones
Oh boohoo, you were born in a Canadian city, real tough lot in life you have. Unless you're first nation or something, you could've been born in worse places.
Ryan Morales
I thank god every day I wasn't born in Ohio
Ian Smith
Seems pretty comfy, but anything tying you down there? Why not travel or move?
Jose Rogers
>Born A leaf
>born A Swiss
Isaac Hughes
>born in the UGay(UK)
Justin Clark
>have one chance at life
>born close to Edmonton, London
Levi Long
>Born a low HDI bong
Connor Smith
could be worse could be Edmonton, Enfield
Dylan Brooks
S-shut the fuck up
Dylan Rivera
>oilers
Matthew Lee
>have one chance at life
>born a mutt
Thomas Adams
What's Edmonton like?
Carson Flores
...
Henry Morales
KEK
Daniel Kelly
>oilels
>buljubust
>Cucky McDavid
Austin Bailey
So you're the average American
Christopher Morris
no because i'm racially as well as ethnically mixed
Connor Myers
So you're the average American
Dominic Gonzalez
most americans are pure white
Jordan Stewart
Every American has a great great grand pappy or mother that was an injun.
Lincoln Hill
i wouldn't really count them as racially mixed at that point
Jace Sanchez
lol no
Nicholas Evans
Pretty much this, I'm technically 'white' but there's an Amerindian female from way back who married this French trapper guy from Canada and they're both directly related to me. No American is truly 'white' by culture and by genetics.
Juan Peterson
> have one chance at life
> born in India, and emigrated to beautiful Canada.
> great friends and neighbours
> BUT....
> .....
> Every QT white grill HATES me.
> the searing, hateful stare of disgust
> feelsawfulman
Jose Rogers
my great grandmother was a Cherokee woman.
(yank dispora btw)
Andrew Butler
...
David Collins
I don't.... see how this is bad? But then again, I'm not American, so....
Ethan Lee
>have one chance at life
>Born in Norway
Brayden Powell
Yeah... the only way to keep sane, I sometimes laugh it off, too :/
Leo Peterson
Share your (QT) womenz, please :)
Jace Nguyen
It makes it so you don't really fit into anywhere in your family
>relatives speak spanish to you
>can't speak spanish
>relatives speak german to you
>can't speak german
>born in the north and raised catholic so can't relate to your WASP relatives
Aiden Peterson
No
Noah Jackson
>one chance at life
>born in one of the best countries where everyone is happy and perfect and there's hot women and jobs and healthcare
Benjamin Murphy
>tfw not Norwegian
David Walker
...
Logan Hughes
>muslim immigration increasing
>carry a shortsword on you at all times
>wait for the enviable muzzie attack
>thwart said attack, whole community lines up asking you to marry their daughters
You don't even have to be tall :^
Anthony Edwards
nigga thats nothing i live in New Brunswick
Luis Harris
Haha, YOU, I like.
Jose Murphy
Otherwise known as REAL CANADA.
Aaron Reed
Not him but fuck Norway and fuck Norwegian people!
Isaiah Watson
...
Dylan Reyes
pardon
Tyler Young
you probably haven't been here literally everyone here is retarded or a crack head. Some people dont even speak english
Angel Garcia
Why would you say fuck Norway?
Robert Ramirez
That's what makes it real Canada.
Nathaniel Green
Went there for a holiday once, it was really comfy
Christopher Walker
>>my flag
>>haven't single chance at life
William Evans
>have one chance at life
>be born poor, in alice springs
Brody Rodriguez
>tfw be born one of the most depressing countries
I just wish I were born in some western country.
Leo Nelson
haha
Jacob Barnes
I'm ok where i live, too bad i'll have to live somewhere else for a couple years until economy stabilizes
[spoiler] i hope it will [/spoiler]
Zachary James
Clean up.
Hard scrubber with soap clean up unibrow veard an hair.
Get non chode clothes start bsleing social. Read bang by rooshv. Learn pua game.
Get jacked on stronglufts an use tinder.be exotic not fob
Brayden Gray
OMG your life is so harsh! I pity on you! I'm so glad i was born in the middle of nowhere not in Edmonton!
Kayden Turner
>be a nigger in germany because dad couldnt keep his hands of the chocolate
>every girls you date expects the BBC
>the look of disappointment when the 3cm blood penis drops out of the pants which expands to only 13cm
Jose Peterson
Hey, at least you guys can choose your own 3d waifu.
Cameron Brooks
You can't if you are not an uneducated peasant. And since i have internet, i don't apply to them
Sebastian Ramirez
Well, less power to you, i guess.
Noah Nelson
throw a fit citing racism and demand more pussy
Brandon Scott
>have one chance at life
>born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Asher Lopez
Sopa?