Italy should have won

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i*aly always loses, it's in their DNA. eternal losers.

hahahahahahah

Moldova > Romania > rest > dogshit > autistic portu jew

Moldova and Portugal were the best imo. bulgarias entry was empty

you mean belaruse was best

I liked norway's but sweden's was definitely the gayest and still beat managed to beat them somehow.

Italy's song wasn't even that good.

Yes, they should have won.

literally the only song I'll be listening to after the contest
It has a perfect bubblegum pop upbeat aesthetic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpc3fcrNJQ

You don't win Eurovision thanks to music, you win thanks to your personal or country's story now

>Be a trap
>Win

>Your country is in war
>Win

>You nearly died a few weeks ago
>Win

>You make the best music
>lol who cares

I also thought Italy would win.

Italy's song didn't sound as good live is the thing, at least not the eurovision performance

But I voted for the German song. Video related.

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In the Netherlands a kiss on the cheek cannot be rape.

There is even case law where some guy kept sucking girls feet of random girls in the city park of Rotterdam. And he couldn't be convicted.

I never paid attention to this crap but it appears our guy got to second place.

>kept sucking girls feet of random
how do you get your feet sucked at random lol

a half russian bieber clone, got all the prepubescent girl votes I'm sure

>girl lays down in the park
>some stranger comes along and starts sucking her feet
>then he proceeds to do it with other girls
>he did this for years

Disagree, Italy's coreography was a ripoff of this shit right here:


youtu.be/PaQP6QTazeo

wtf I HATE italy now!

perfect video

Nah, Bulgaria should've won.

No thanks. Fucking faggot kid.

was she like sleeping in the park with her soles exposed or something?
is this a common occurrence

Why did Israel's Chad get so few votes? Antisemitism?

Definitely worth looking/invading into.

It should have been Moldova you're a pleb if you think otherwise.

Reminder that special snowflake songs in weird languages win Eurovision from time to time and Portugal should stop thinking they're special somehow. Serbia did it first.

youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4

It just means you have shit taste.

>I only listen to classical music and neoromantic post dronecore

The running order fucked him up. Countries that perform first always finish near the bottom. He came third in the semi final though.

Why did Italy flop so hard, anyway? He was predicted to finish in the top three but finished sixth.

Gee I wonder why

Does sound Hellas af.

european bigots didn't like his lgbt jacket

Nah, we did really good this year, the win is deserved imho.
You should have finished higher than you did though, maybe third or second.

shut up Salvador

You deserved it.
I already forget your song however. France had amazing legs. Better than Romanias.

The people didn't like their song. It was boring. Portugal was actually good.

They were the first "whites" to lose in Africa to a bunch of niggers with bows.

>France had amazing legs

this to be honest, French girl was underrated

portugal deserved it desu

but france was underrated, probably because they went last
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Dude, I live next to a saltern. Thanks, but I don't need you.

we don't need your pity Salvador, go fondle your sister somewhere else.

who the fuck even watches this shit

more and more people every year thankfully.

>everything that's not english is weird

wish there was a rule to only sing in your own countrys language

fuck off with your reddit shit

no you fuck off retard mouthbreather.

chill fgt it's just music

>a song winning that 95% of Europe can't understand is weird

Got that right lad. Isn't just that though they're in the same mould, very stripped back as well, just that she has a much better voice.

fuck italy, what's still bugging me is the bearded lady. still can't comprehend that

this piece of "entertainment" is exactly what moronic mouthbreathers watch

you're the one weird, dude. you're a lingua-fraquista, that means you can only speak what everybody else speaks, while everybody else speaks your language and more. you're like a retarded child to the eyes of real europe.

have a you and fuck off

Mate. Nobody from Lithuania or Denmark is EVER going to speak Portuguese or Serbian, that's not me being weird that's just true.

go back to plebbit already

Occidentalis Karma already passed 113.000.000 views on yt. Gabbani is already famous and doesn't need eurovision and votes of skandofags

the point is that to our eyes you're like a subhuman with no ability to communicate outside your comfort zone. you do realize you're made fun of everywhere you go?

Yeah and?
People from Denmark speak Danish English and German or Norwegian or Swedish.
People from Lithuania speak Lithuanian, English and Polish or Russian.
People from Portugal speak Portuguese, English and French or Spanish.

Meanwhile Brits speak brit.

We venetians destroyed your empire so shut up and hail Turkey

>not being trilingual
kys

both venice and the turks were vassals and mercenaries of byzantium that got uppity once they saw a chance, as the byzantines were besieged by all sides in most of their history

>We

lmfao byzantine control of Venice ended in early 900. 4th crusade happened 300 years later

so

two words
english verse

Romania > Italy > Moldova > the rest > shit > Portugal > Spain

I agree actually. I liked Italy.

But my victory is proof real music has returned to Eurovision; I've made Eurovision great again. You're all fake music, McDonalds throwaway garbage, yadda yadda.

I wonder how Sweden, Italy & Bulgaria felt when he said that desu, he basically shat all over them. He said he disliked the ESC before joining it too.

He did right.
Those bubblegum pop producers should be gassed anyway.

Wonder how Spain and Germany feels right now...

>real music

It was a ballad and if that many people voted for him was because he was trying to make the crowd feel sorry for him. Italy maybe didn't deserve to win but it didn't deserve being placed on sixth either.

Bitch we're the 3rd biggest exporter of music in the world, we already knew that. EVERYONE already knew that. Fucking Portugal thinks they just blew everyone's mind by stating the obvious, cute but also sad

I don't know about Germany, but we're very happy Portugal finally won Eurovision. They have traditionally been punished for not belonging to the Scandinavian, Soviet or Balkan blocks and it was about time they won. We are kind of bummed that they gave 5 points to us, Spain should have been left with nil points to teach the music industry and RTVE a lesson.

Spaniards voted for pic related to go to Eurovision 2017 but the authorities sent the broken voice faggot instead.

Agreed but I would put Croatia after Moldova. The self-duet was GOAT.

He's said in interviews that he likes Italy's song and it does have meaning to it, he wasn't shitting on that one. Sweden is dumpster trash though, he was definitely shitting on that one.

Well he liked Belgium, Italy, and Finland so he wasn't shitting on everyone in the contest

Give me one (1) solid reason why Portugal doesn't deserve the win.

>muh english
>pity votes

Unironically the best song this year.

1. They can't afford to host it.
2. Everyone will be mugged in Lisbon.
3. They just picked some random weirdo to cash in on the Conchita fame.
4. Spain got the least amount of votes, surely sparking a feud between these two nations.

The producers, sure; but artists that are talented and trying to perform whatever music is given to them should be cherished. In that regard, I agree to the appeal to make more.. original? creative? music, but not the way he did it. It just sounded overly smug [to me], especially given how acted during the awarding of points.

It wasn't even the best ballad, this whole year felt like Serbia 2007 in that sense; Europe rallying behind a sob story and 'real music'.

I like your flavour of ESC [euro?]pop. It's samey, but it's fun. If anything, Sweden is the country that can call samey, generic pop the musical genre of its nation.

Having said that, the candidate that got robbed at the Melodifestivalen would've nailed this year's contest though, it was way more creative.

Was definitely mocking Sweden for example.

>2nd last place
HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHA

I can't, because Portugal does deserve it.

>4. Spain got the least amount of votes, surely sparking a feud between these two nations.

Pretty sure most Spaniards are happy their shit song was last. If anything it's a shame the Portuguese televoters bothered to give them all of 5 points.

"Ironically":
>Supporting rapefugees as long as they don't come to Portugal
>Hamming it up as a total retard on top of his physical health problems to gather more sympathy votes
>Portugal can't afford the ESC
>He won't be able to host the ESC next year on the grounds of him being dead

Unironically:
>dime a dozen "let music talk" entrant [see: Belgium 2010, Serbia 2007, Russia 2015, ...]
>shitting on a genre/style of music the whole contest is renown for
>joining a contest only to openly announce your revulsion towards it immediately after
>zero fucks/appreciation given towards voters

If you don't like it, don't join. And don't win.

>cringy reddit song
>the land of generals redd/int/ thinks it's any good
pottery
dude namesdropping and self hate are so highbrow lmao

>This entire post
>"If you don't like it, don't join. And don't win."

The salt is delicious.

Yes we are. It would have been even better if we got 0 points.

enjoy it, it's yours my friend

nobody will ever listen to his song again given the opportunity.

it was a pity win

Romania > Italy > Portugal > Dog shit > Horse shit > Spain

Thank you, my friend. Please accept mine.

why is dog shit better than horse shit

There are far too many swedish songwriters working in Eurovision, that's why everything sounds the same.

So happy Portugal won, great song and ESC fags got butthurt.

>Måns is an open racist
>Win
>This guy literally calling for race war multiple times on and off the stage
>Top 5

We need to scale back on the whole genocide thing

At least our music was in Iceland radios even before it was in Eurovision.

I watched none of it. which countries had cute girls, give me info

Because it sells well in France