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French music is shit

very dumb post
theres good music everywhere, it has always been this way

>A graduate jobseeker has spoken of her horror at being called a "home-educated oddball" by a prospective employer.

Anna Jacobs read the description by Tecomak Environmental Services in an email inviting her for interview.

Attached seemingly by accident, the comments suggested Ms Jacobs, of Horsmonden in Kent, was "worth an interview if only for a laugh".

Below the formal invitation, the e-mail from Tecomak read: "Home educated oddball. Can't get a job since leaving uni. Forages for mushrooms.

"Difficult to assess from her CV - might be very good but equally could be a biscuit short of a packet or a left-wing loon tree hugger.

"Worth an interview if only for a laugh."

Ms Jacobs said she had a lot to offer and could not believe the firm was considering wasting her time for "a laugh".

lads how do I stop being so sexual

I'm even a virgin, but I spend most of my time thinking about sex, looking at lewd pics of women, sending dick pics to girls on /soc/

I could be using this time to do something prodoctuive

hello lads

...

Have sex with a pretty boy

Alri

stop being a virgin

once it's done you'll probably be able to get over it

this is the type of body that sends your test levels through the roof

the type of body that makes your dick tingle without even touching it

i'm not even ugly, maybe average. I'm just a socially inept person with very niche interests and i don't want to hang out with people much

if i started lifting i'd probably be a "chad" and could have sex every week but i don't have the motivation

Ass implants and lipo.

what's the plan for today lads?

I feel like I'm walking a tight rope without a circus net
Popping Percocet
I'm a nervous wreck

was like this when i was 14
thought about shagging all the time
worst thing was that a lot of girls were tease at the time

Now we wait

no some girls are just naturally thick and it's perfect

it feels like I'm going through puberty again but x10. Dunno what's goig on

Love King Diamond
youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I

was considering visiting north korea at easter but went to south america instead

probably missed my chance for a long time, now i'd get nuclear holoblasted or end up like this poor yank bastard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Warmbier

source pls la' x

rubbers? hate em
abortions? hate em
children? love em

Never really thought that much about sex til I was maybe 20, didn't wank til 21

*lets off a little smelly toot*
alri

any /o/ or /n/ lads here?
looking at a Yamaha XE Sirius to buy

trump's unironically a god

the french people elected a more effeminate version of hillary clinton

sad desu

it's mackayla maroney, the gymnast. she's a professional slag on social media now

hate johnnies hate pills. love IUDs nd pulling out simple as.

wew how?

love pints

holy shit i remember watching her in the olympics

she mustve shagged every lad in sight at the olympic village

yeah mate got one right here

damn you really don't see many people make the athlete -> slag career transition

Why do the left go on about race a social construct, no borders and countries not existing yet cry when a country has lots of whites in it

thought i recognised her hahahaha loved hte memes about her having FAS desu

mostly retards are attracted to extreme leftism

get a kymco

they don't, you're delusional

just done something quite pleasing

hmm

watched some bent runt do something that must have been rather pleasing

haitiANO time to come back

didn't wank until i was 15 and i thought i was a late bloomer. first time was to some women in lingerie in the argos catalogue. funnily enough today i still prefer to wank to clothed facebook pictures,

love these senile rorkes inventing mythical lefty scenarios and shouting at each other

the jokes on you bud

GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
LEAVE
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
LEAVE

bit the jamaican relay team passed the baton to her you know what i'm saying aha

The Suite Reich of Zack and Cody

i used to have this weird habit of cumming on my female roommates stuff

that was weird

started wanking at 13 and i was the latest one of the group

she does gymnastics mate

youve been ruining my internet cred for far too long, haitiANO

your era is coming to an end, it's time for the Offiicial Poster of Sweden to post again

NEED a viable suicide method lads.

arent they both weedy little ironic twitter meme lefties now

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT haitANO means

I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS BUT I'M. NOT. HIM

just say something i dont like the sound of to my face

just went for a jog, had a shower, made a cup of tea and got back in bed, might wank 2-3 times

because they hate white people and want them gone from existence

they believe that white people are evil and if no white people existed then everyone would live in a sort of garden of eden-like state that is perfectly good and peaceful

they would gladly watch you die painfully while hordes of africans flood your nation and take over everything

Visit the canal boat i will soon be living on

gymnasts in olympic form have the body of a 12 year old chinese boy

twink faggot

love to give him a real pounding, show him what's what

now we play the waiting game

*waits*

Just artsy things

absolute state of those teeth

the poleish gf

don't think that's entirely true

Hadn't known that but no surprise

why do shit countries have half-arsed walls like that fucking everywhere? its really sloppy. doesn't fucking paint exist in ethiopia?

youtube.com/watch?v=pFVwSI1smpE

do white women at the olympics shag all the african athletes?

not really

they usually have a thick, powerful arse, thighs and hamstrings

stop cuckposting

yes i was there

want those shorts after a sweaty training session desu

Hadn't known that but no surprise

It's the unfinished wall at the exterior of my house. The cement on the ground is fresh in preparation for tiles and the wall will be finished in stone.

>bold faced lying
>all intented purposes
>i couldn't careless
yanks e1

thought the memes were just memes but i was standing behind a black bloke in a queue and he fucking stank. i reckon its their hair.

penile
anal
vaginal

what should I do later lads when I'm high as a kite?

was thinking of playing video games and listening to a few vinyls

Ur straight.

>high as a kite?
always thought it was high as a kike, because they always think so highly of themselves

huh

NEED to pet a big willy

got a big fat willy between my big hairy legs

>was thinking of playing video games and listening to a few vinyls

listen to vapourwave
smoke american spirits
drink arizona green tea
play call of duty

nothing comfier than that x

cuckposting

6 minutes ago
na don't care now

they all stink of coconut oil

Haha just came back from the gym then. Sorry bout that m8

Lads, I feel like I'm having a minor breakdown here. It has suddenly occurred to me that I have no idea how to pronounce the plural of "refuge", "refuges". Re-FYU-giz? REF-yu-giz? Every option sounds incredibly retarded.

jesus i think i need to murder something to get this post out of my head

ah yes the american dream

got an average sized willy, very clean with nicely trimmed pubes

>17 cm willy
>technically above average
>still feel ashamed and looks pathetic in pictures

Porn is bad for the brain desu but i want a big meaty dick god dammit

rape isnt an excuse. its a reason.

oi dunners how was ya party m8

whats wrong with it?