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*genocides towards you*

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Destroy all E*ropeans.

two 'ni 'zas in the oven lads

anime

City of God

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What do you think 80 year old you would advice you to do?

man bites dog

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>be londoner
>get stabbed

kill myself

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Tangerines or The Fencer

both Estonian. good films. Tangerines starts a little shite but gets better

i wonder if richard spencer has groupies

the four humours: phlegm, shit, piss and cum

>Karolina Chwiluk
Don't care

Thanks lad, she's needed a good one for a while.

When did you realise that /brit/ was full of Nathan Barleys without the satire?

got 6 months for flashing my arse lads

business idea: spend the next 3 years getting swole, get a good job, learn Japanese to a passable conversational level, travel to Japan for the 2020 Olympics and slay mad nihon poon (while also experiencing a one-in-a-lifetime cultural and athletic display)

i was lifting for 2 years beforehand and was well above 1/2/3/4 m8.

but yeah. it was cringeworthy in retrospect. I did manage to get a gf in the end, by friendzoning myself.

greek incest simulator 2009

youtube.com/watch?v=jWrtQOgOlHY

choon

red sorghum
lust, caution
the handmaiden

Any of you lads as handsome as the lead singer in this vid?

youtu.be/g7f6HiQ2LuU

MUM

MUUUUUUM

MUM WHERE'S ME FLAPPY HAT? I LEFT IT IN THE COUCH BUT IT'S GONE

need a pussy to put my willy in

eat healthier so i dont die before 80, or eat worse so i dont prolong my suffering

ITS IN THE LOOUUUNNGEEE

bellends absolutely REEKS of potent smeg

gf used to make fun of the way i asked my mum for stuff

*spunks on your little sister*

you realise japs don't actually look like that

honestly one of the ugliest races of people going

vile little creatures

out in the parents' endz for mother's day

>couch
FOY

Fuck this gay new thread shit. reposting my post

Any of you lads ever go to your University graduation? how was it

Literal Nonce film

There wasn't one for B.Sc. degree and I'm not going to the M.Sc. one unless they force me to go.

Alri Alex

>Teacher hears me telling a joke to my Turkish friend
>Hey user how do you separate a Greek man from his Son?
>With a Crowbar
>Storms up and drags me into his office
>goes mental over my racist joke to my Greek friend
>friend tells him he's Turkish

Never been let off the hook so quickly.

looks incredibly comfy

if all you wana do is sleep with asian girls you should just go to china. I know a few boys out there and if you are white you treated like royalty by everyone.

paris is the best city on earth. im right you can't prove me wrong

name?

Hmmm yes these two definitely would get together in real life. What great casting

it was mothers day 2 months ago

post war neighborhoods have such a charm
nothing's changed but the vehicles

>bench and diddly related no doubt
nah i was in a car crash and broke several bones.

been about 9 motnhs since i last lifted

Proto-yank bellend it looks dismal

wonder how many trapdoor spiders live within the grass patches depicted heer

WHAAAT?

/brit/ Challenge:

Name a more undesirable group than Romanis

Illiterate, inbred, ugly, stunted, dumb, criminal

Japanese do not like muscle or even white men

'ogtooth

top tier greekino

free food, slags in sunday clothes, last day with the lads

bit naff in all honesty, takes like 4 hours

conservatism is the new counter culture

Nah I dropped out after 3 years of a 4year course.

Muslims

...

dont care

>standing around in a gown for several hours surrounded by hysterical Normies and their families who think this is the best thing to ever happen to them, waiting for your name to be called out and shake someone's hand for 0.5 seconds before being shuffled out again
Hahahahahahahaha no thanks I'm alright. Would literally rather punch myself in the nuts 20 times than go to a fucking graduation ceremony.

People think I'm weird for not going too. Wankers.

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spitroasting my dog

@ozzies

hopefully visiting australia next year for the first time. Going to be knocking around the east coast for a little over 2 weeks, Melbourne, Sydney and shit on the coast. Anything you guys particularly recomend?

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FOY

Is Venice classed as a city?
I mean it's better.

yea.
first one was nice because it was in the summer and everyone got pissed

second one was grim because it was in the winter, the space was too small and all the east asians on our course insisted on taking endless group photos

Why?

went to my sister's and it looked like a laugh
looking forward to my own

anyone else not have a mom?

we're all gonna make it, r-right lads?

Wrote a great song in my head but forgot it the next day

the 'rents finally realised i hardly had any friends at uni

managed to hide the fact i didn't really get on with the ones they though were my friends though aha

>tfw can't find a good quality version of the etude the son was playing in that scene

pikeys

i recommend you DON'T touch any of ARE women

all those wogs who live there and do terrorist attacks have excellent taste then

pretty dire combination of leaving early to get home in time & not having any friends.

>BBC2 international triathlon league coverage

ah yes, license fee money well spent, love seeing the man turn the pedal and the woman run the laps over and over and over

was gonna skip it but mum wanted me to go. glad i went in the end, got to have a chat with some people i hadnt spoken to in ages, and they do a good job of making you feel proud/part of your university

not even the same tier my man

yeah innit

That's lovely mate.

alri mr Ball

>be friendless loser
>decide to make a change
>lift for 2 years
>decide to also become more confident with women by not having any problem with just going up to them and talking to them

>tell /brit/ about it
>get berated
not sure how i feel about this one lads.

dribbling

what is it with Greeks and nonce films?

well I am super unaesthetic so you don't have to worry.

It is such shit weather for it makes it look cooler than it really is. The Brownlees seem like solid lads tho

business idea: gay ISIS porn

soon as my dad passes away I'm ending my own life

Lol bullshit, you'd have said that rather than 'a series of injuries'

You got called out and can't take it. You aren't swole because you've got your lifts just barely Intermediate on strstd lumping around far too much weight with awful form permantly injuring your rotator cuff and lower back in the process

i dont like white women anyway

Cause I was going to kill myself if I didn't.

I don;t make as much money, I don't have as much prospects but I'm in a relationship, engaged to be married in fact, living a much happier life than I ever was as a Student. Best thing I ever did was drop out of Uni, it has it's obvious downsides and I'm not saying everyone should but that place was hell for me. I'm not even particularly abnormie I could put on a good face and mix with the normans but they were insufferable cunts the work was boring, I knew after the first term I wouldn't want to work in the field anyway but I ploughed on until I couldn't take it anymore.

did it work?

90% of those houses were built before WW1 you yank spastoid

>license fee money well spent

>tfw managed to reignite my first year friendships and make some curosry new ones, in the last stretch of uni just to avoid letting my parents know i'd been lonely and depressed on my own for the last 3 years

Wait a minute I know this street

Mate are you in the inner-west?

I feel like lifting for most people is a cope to be honest and sounds like it was for you. If you genuinely managed to improve your life though congratulations and only reason you are berated is because the rest of us are jealous.

well he's still posting on /shit/ so what do you think?

>try to whack off
>girl in one of the videos has nipple piercings
>remember my crush just got them
>get sad and have to stop because I'll never see them

they're a red flag anyway right fellas? right?

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