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god save the king edition

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Annie

why don't you have a slag gf user

TITS

gf on the left

don't think i'll ever be drug free

don't even have any friends, so gf is out of the question

what the fuck is she drinking

Why can't women look like 90s girls anymore

cba tbqh la

*assassinates the President and Vice President*

might pay a dominatrix £150 to torture me for two hours

R8

women find me repulsive

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*blocks your path*

You ARE voting for Corbyn right lads?

don't give a fuck

you realise twin peaks girsl were supposed to look like they were from the 50s?

gmos and jamal cum

hmm yeah good point. girls want guys with lots of friends so they can sleep around and cause drama

ah yes my so-called "peers"

I don't bench anymore. Ego lift and I have arthritis in my right shoulder. On the plate loaded hammer strength incline I rep 65 kg per side for 8

It's a pina colata you virgin

ASMR Darling is wife material

how come getting tortured is more expensive than just having sex? seems to me torturing someone would be the easier job

might pay a chinese lady rub my nude body and willy for £50

hmm yeah that's totally it

REEEEEEE

*blocks her holes*

Prefer Aussie girls babe

if I wanked over a glass would I be able to see my little sperms swimming around?

colata

supply and demand

>I have arthritis in my right shoulder
>and a receding hairline

>Hetro Kabedon
Yuck!!

no

Maybe if the glass was a microscope slide and you observed it under magnification then yea

I'm voting labour because I'm not rich and think I should be given more money to spend on TVs and gadgets from Argos to fill my 100 sq/ft living room

are whales sperm visible then?

>haha let's kick him while he's down

that wasn't the point i was making. if there's anything at all positive about you, you'll automatically have friends. if you don't even have any friends, it's not even worth considering whether you could get a gf, because the answer is no (unless you choose to not have friends for some reason)

the youth will deliver corbyn a surprise landslide

'eano

yeah it is

used to have a schizophrenic-tier obsession with her

Real eyebrows don't grow on women anymore.

JU
ST

HATE the drama of the premier league

well it's not haha so hmmm

tories give benefits to rich people in the form of low capital gains tax, dividend allowance etc.

only literal billionaires can afford to invest significant amounts of money.

business idea:
>buy up farmland on the outskirts of cities
>build lots of new houses and infrastructure
>move people from older and shittier houses into the new houses
>knock down the old houses
>build more new houses where the old ones were

Create a new flag for England

just remember reading once that whale sperm is 20cm across so thought maybe I could at least see a little bit of movement

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it's an aussie girl

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ethiopialad would be my friend irl

*puts an islamic symbol on it*

cucked

eating a donut lads

Business idea: Pay NASA to strap my bollocks to their next rocket being launced and rejoice as my spuds get fire into space, dragging my lifeless body behind them

wtf i hate aussie girls now?

wearing a hat today?

fucking leave your house this year, breastfeeder

It's been proven that economies grow and people are better off when companies and rich people are taxed less as opposed to taxed more.

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>its a trying to watch tv while the bf screams at League of Legends angrily and at the top of his voice so I can't hear Attenborough tell me about some cool trees episode

Just ate a bag of crisps for Sunday lunch.

I've seen much much MUCH more stunning ones on holiday irl 2bh lad

delete this

what a cuck

Yes, everyday. My hairline is the least of my aesthetic concerns tbqh

bumder

Why do women say things like they love him forever yet get divorced? Makes no sense

>it's a gay australian pretends he's a girl episode

bit gay

What are UOU like?

how was that

Remember yesterday when I posted my arsehole hahahaha

this has a willy

mum just told me she has no bacon so I smashed her face in with a crowbar

So mew is back on the market eh. Well I know what I must do.

Business idea: price the poor out of cities whilst directing their anger against migrants and refugees

its a brit australians areN'T gay

Post choons.

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no do it again

faggot

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women want guys with lots of friends because women are incredibly attracted to men who are held in high regard by other men.

dating anyone with no friends is a warning sign, girl or guy.

how come men handle breakups much worse than women?

just the lack of attention we get compared to women?

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I like the ones where he talks about the ocean and sea creatures

would love to see her get BLACKED desu

fucking awful, lowest i've felt in my life

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get aids you little freak

what really is the obsession though from a husband standpoint of "OH WOW MORE FRIENDS IN PHOTOS"?

It's like they don't realize that shit slowly deteriorates once you leave college and start a family

We have no intrinsic value.

don't understand how girls like the idea of a guy panting and sweating on top of them while they put their disgusting willy in their fanny and pee

>Playing Blizzard games outside of OW
Shig

why do women cheat more than men then