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hang the boomers edition

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Annie

fuck off racist OP cunt

Sun won't go down

aw did the mean mans car upset you princess aww

>I am the truest most ugliest incel

sue

good lad that truck driver

unattractive cloudy eye whites

Is that the damn daniel guy?

>190kg misunderstanding the OP post completely
all that butter muddles the mind i see

Outstanding

Can a non-Brit ever become a true lad?

forgot how it felt to wake up early
what the fuck am I supposed to do for the next six hours

STEP ASIDE GIRLS
the ALPHA MALES are back

no its a guy from /r/incels
daniel was hot and he knew it

good girls would say yes daddy

No that's after the handjob! I'll have you quivering and moaning with my wet mouth. Don't throw this away!

Me in the hat, replace the vidya with liquor

failing to decipher this trainwreck of a post
i thought they taught grammar in yankee schools

normies are in the kitchen fuck sake

anime

Only the Irish

having a good chuckle on incels

but of course

>molon labe
what a lad.

im way more normie than the guy that just posted some autistic Sup Forums image

business idea: Pedestrianise London

Pros:

>no more congestion charge
>safer
>cleaner air
>areas can be beautified
>more space for people
>greater investment in the underground
>people will be healthier
>property prices drop because Russian bankers and Saudi Princes won't be able to show off their new Bugattis
>less racism because rorke cab drivers will be out of a job

Cons:

none

not a fan of posts like this
bit of gay banter is all well and good but come on

NEED a virtual reality game where you play as someone born with model looks

Don't understand this engineers are autist meme. Engineers are all mild mannered Chads in my experience.

got a bottle voddy and nothing to mix it with, too pussy to drink it neat

think i might be developing dyslexia

>Irish
>non-brit

Am I gay now?

Please describe the necessary steps to become an absolute lad.

>neat
f
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why does the UK use a shitty keyboard layout? the @ symbol is in the wrong place

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no the reddit flags kid

he's a racist

If it's true that is actually so badass,

gay cunt, would absolutely love to kick your teeth in

post on /brit/ and by osmosis you will learn the lad's way of thinking

tihkn i gthmi be veelpoidgn sxildyae

1. be a paki

Ever tried using it? It's better.

it was a good episode

most engineers are complete neckbeard autists

clearly didnt go to an engineering school

I'm serious though, I love willies
You will be after you've had your cock all the way down my throat

My Sunday afternoon is better than yours

>Alright, I don't heart nerds. I heart good-looking guys who wear glasses

yes. it's shit

also

>gbp

>I love willies
yeah don't care just stop the fucking ERP on here you little wretch of a man

No it's not

them creps are waste as f man

wasn't going to dignify this with a response but i can't help but express my disgust at your arrogance

Yes it is. Miss my doggos and my British countryside.

Try it, I'll have you eating pavement.

tokyo really is the greatest city in the world

dont even like anime or japanese women.

just so safe, so clean, helpful people, incredible transportation, efficiency everywhere, lack of blacks and muslims

fell in love with it immediately

>sat on a rock with a bottle of shit champers on yer 1s in those nonce clogs and your shithouse dog

nah

*parks a transit van full of semtex outside your driveway*

go to purdue lad

hoped I'd turn into a true lad but I just feel like a faggot britaboo who wears union jack clothes

me by the rocks wagging my tail

we also have a button for shifty eyes ¬_¬

the gf

I'm not a bender but that sounds really good

Do NOT appreciate the way you speak to me

you wouldn't want to destroy the thing you just paved would you?

here is your checklist to become a

L A D
A
D

>spaniels
>shithouse
Consider suicide famalam

didn't work for the yanks

runt dog runt shoe runt leg pose runt view runt trousers
beyond clown idiot

wish i was autistic enough to just wear a mask outside

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does it have a dick

I DON'T WANT NO DANG "GRAMMAR" IN MY ED-JEW-CAY-SHUN
I WAS PROUDLY HOMESCHOOLED BY MY MA AT OUR FARM-CUM-HOMESTEAD

I'm 22 years old, female, mostly-heterosexual, and I have been with 10 men, PIV with 8. That's a pretty small sample size, but let me tell you what I've, personally, discovered.
The smallest guy I've been with was probably about 2.5" fully hard. Admittedly, he was also shorter than my own 5'2", so it isn't like he was, um, asymmetrical. I'm not going to say he was the best I've been with, as it was a one-time thing, but he was sweet.
The largest I've been with was about 8.5" long, and I was still a virgin. Gotta tell ya, trying to fit that monster in my mouth was scary.
Everyone else was in between.
The thing is: I can't even remember most of their sizes clearly. They didn't matter. I don't really remember how they felt inside me, but rather how the guy made me feel.
For women, in particular, sex isn't about size, or we'd be using dildos and artificial insemination -- no need for men, at all, except as sperm providers.
Sex is an incredibly intimate act, borne through mutual trust and communication.

rasheed

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is this reviewbrah???:

Osaka is better

i'm a really nice guys but women refuse to see that

wanted to use this image

You literally went on reddit and copy pasted this didn't you

>both his parents look exactly like him
hilarious

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get fucked you filthy nonce
heard you revealed yourself as a bender the other day

Wait, other countries don't even have the shifty eye button? Is that why the CIA need this list?

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I work for Deliveroo and a significant number of people, both drunk and sober, feel the need to shout "Deliveroo" in a high pitched voice at me as I go past.

could punt that shitcunt canine of your all the way to the lake

"neoliberal" is an invented slur propagated by the white far left to divert attention from POC issues to the Wallstreet boogieman

then you heard wrong, very wrong

Need an explanation for the following:

>She knows ;)
>aha dapper laughs would be proud of that one
>lol is your corsa even limited edition
>BTEC in PE
>not a fan of jungle anymore

also, can someone post a real picture of one of these people?

I applied for them last year, took them months to get back to me but I'm considering it again

my friend and I don't shout that out as they pass but we do mention it due to the frequency with which it occurs

alri ahmed

how many deliveries do you do? do you travel far for each one?

based fucking japan

I copied it from Reddit

kek