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WILLIES

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bums

wow lads basically just had a revalation. you can use you bogey rolled into a ball as a VERY effective cleaning device for the spaces between your keys on your keboard. you're welcome

can't believe i'm spending the best years of my life here

>work tomorrow

5'7 and dress like a Danish postpunk band

willies in bums

/cum/

and boobs

iktf

>truly and completely fucked, you gotta go out with a bang

No actually I wasn't thinking this. This reveals your victim mentality. If things are truly fucked then retribution is needed according to you.

we're all in here

As a child of rape, I would genuinely understand if my mother aborted. My "father" is some bloke in jail for that rape as well as a sexual assault on another woman in a spree

hes an ugly cunt too which is probably why im not good looking..

My father raped my mother too

I hate her for not doing anything about it

>dad just called and asked me if anyone abused me when I was a child

thought: in the case of nuclear war most major players have probably already snuck "insurance devices" into eachother's countries through ports as only something like 2% of shipping gets checked. it would make sense, why bother launching a nuke if you can just have one at the ready in a warehouse in your enemy's capital?

call him a 'sheed

im alright with posting here every day cos i figure my best years are yet to come
better get these mediocre low pay ones out of the way with as much chon-fun as possible yeah
doing a fucking poo

For £10k, would you anally rape Poleaboo after he's had a night on his mum's curries?

>the paki blames victims of rape
hmmm

might put 'no fat chicks' in my tinder bio

thoughts?

genuinely saw him once walking down the street in rochdale, confirmed it was him later in the day

he looks exactly like his pics and no i would not to answer your question

im the son of a man worth nearly 30 million

youd have to up the price for that

people react differently to trauma i guess. Maybe you being there helped your mum deal with it

shant be getting banned tonight but i do think hes mong

CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

Are you the guy whose dad is a richfag exec of some tech company?

me and the lads out yesterday

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*heems you a ninth time*

lads why does no one have an opinion on this

I blame her for not going to the police, refusing to blame her parents for forcing her into the marriage, not leaving him, heck even killing him or herself would have been better than what she's done the !last 25 years which is nothing at all

I don't eat curry

ME mong
ME mong

was he virgin walking
what was he wearing

unironically would rather have sex with poleaboo than lena dunham
incase you're reading this, poleaboo, no that doesnt mean you're not revolting, its just you're slightly less revolting than lena dunham

yes

almost posted a pic of my parents garage where he has 2 porsches and an audi but was worried id somehow get doxxed

It's wrong. Nuclear bombs obviously require some preparation to set up and detonate. Not to mention the political blowback of having your pre-emptive nuke found.

Detroit unironically looks better than most british cities

no one gets banned on /cric/, there isn't a single mod or janny that actually watches the sport

you're an idiot mate

Wanna go to the cinema?

STOP RAIDING OUR GENERAL YOU LIMEY FUCKS

no you mong, she raised a family and only one of them hates themselves

i bet in the end shes proud of her life, as long as you dont shame her by killing people

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Where do you live? In some richfag neighborhood?

White people are cancer, thank god they'll be dead in 30 years

t-take it back

still much rather have to worry about WITM than to not have a job and feel like a NEET loser

would you rather be the ONE family member who your parents try to avoid talking about at family meetings cause all they have to say is you're 'doing ... okay' while staring at the ground and hoping they change the subject immediately

would go to town on that arse if you lads know what i mean

ignore this runt

my parents do. i live in the shithole that is Nashville

Life expectancy is 89 though and I'm only 19

i read it and thought "cripes thats a good point probbbbly" and then i stopped thinking about it cos nuclear war is no fun to fink about x

dont fancy being jannied here for raiding though xx

*lurches into a 2 footed slight tackle right to the back of her ankles*

Would ravage her arsehole

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She raised a family?

She did nothing other than feed and cloth us with money provided by my dad and the government

I hate her for wasting her life and treating herself as if she were less than human

How can pakis lower themselves so much and live with abuse?

you'd be fine in NZ if there was a nuclear war
we'd all be evaporated though and you'd be all alone waheye x

How do alcoholics function well enough to finance their habit?

hope it rains

will you inherit any money? do they fund your life and buy you a house or somethign?

the life expectancy of my people is 35

chebs goth gf

>i bet in the end shes proud of her life
consider that you had given birth to ribena
would you be proud?

Would heem you in the revolution like the skinny upperclass runt you are

any chebs man in

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don't want to work tomorrow

we're starting a new stupid project and my manager is a moron

Because whites get eaten by Maoris at that age and Maoris get sacrificed to the volcano god

just found out macron married his teacher at 15

fucking weird buds

>Nuclear bombs obviously require some preparation to set up and detonate
nuclear bombs were made small enough to fit in an artillery gun, lad
a shipping container could quite easily hold one

just heemed some runt trying to steal my wheelie bins

GOOD taste

>will you inherit money
yes, no clue how much. my dad has a lot of stock so maybe more in that.

He gifts me 10k a year that I put straight into whatever fund my families advisor tells me to

They paid for most of my life but I finally have a job now so they only cover things like my phone bill and my car insurace, im sure the car insurance will stop soon, doubt the phone will since family plan is cheaper

Just do mate

>Would heem you in the revolution like the skinny upperclass runt you are

post a picture of your body, i have never seen a communist capable of the fine art of HEEMery

What's that mean?

could you send me some bitcoin please? x

Just do mate

a comforting thought until you realise china would unilaterally heem us because we'd ally with the UK who'd ally with the USA and probably chuck a secret nuke their slitty slopey pingpong way aswell x

no it doesn't

but it does have some lovely art deco buildings in the centre

I'd do it for free assuming I can douche his anus beforehand

Cant right now lad having din dins with the whole senpai
You too lad

would lick her bum and pussy

you might be invaded and subjugated and pressed into an exotic chinky brothel if china won but they wouldn't gain anything by dropping a nuclear heem on you, definitely not relevant enough

just made £80 rosebudding my arsehole on chaturbate for 2 hours

No. You can make him lick your shaft clean though

sexist

>i larp about communism on /brit/ while at the dinner table with my family
runt life
cunt life

what does this mean can i do this for free money?

they have some good restaurants too thanks to the hipsters.

still not sure what you'll possibly do there for 3 nights.

michigan actually has some pretty impressive landscapes, not sure how close they are to the east side of the state though.

t. west sider

the man is alpha as fuck

NEED a bendy gf

love chebs
love thighs
love pints

simple as that just like them

what's your job?

yeah whatever mate its 5 in the morning alright ive already got the birdcucks breathing down my neck i dont need this on top