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me and the lads edition

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>My [13M] sister [21F] wants me to walk her down the isle at her wedding. My MIL told me I can't do it because I'm too short

would punt every one of those shithounds into low earth orbit

Just paid £3.50 to watch The Red Pill

Unfortunately I'm watching it on JewTube

banned

Wonder what the Algerian makes of this haram behaviour

guy at work is about 5'4" and people take the piss about it daily

RUFF RUFF I'm Poochie the rocking dog

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chebs

why is the dentist still here? just to make me suffer? every day I can feel the swiper and my

there's a documentary out now? link me up senpai

sound lad desu. unless he did it to make it more religious

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

everyone notices my mental illness when I'm depressed to the point of being mute but no one notices it when I'm deliriously happy for no reason

*fidgets*
*spins*
*wonders why my 5am alarm didnt go off 45 minutes ago*
curiouser and curiouser! it appears its been... turned off, since daybreak last!

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He'll be laughing when he shoots up your office

overall i reckon it's better to be a lad than a lass

life is easy mode for women from around 14-29
but if you're a man and spent your 20s focusing on yourself and getting ahead in life, 25-70 is easy mode.

Literally me

are you fucking dumb? I literally downloaded it in 30s from the pirate bay

stupid cunt

LADS...


LAAAAAAAADS.....

LAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAADS....

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'nce

being 5'9 makes me feel like an inadequate human.

going to meet you 15.5-year-old cousin for the first time in years tomorrow and i have a gut feeling he's going to be taller than me.

he is isn't' he?

>america? not a fan

why do aussies love this little boy

also nowadays he probably looks like the older spotty kid

reallymakes you think

hmm not a bad idea

>Motto had a patient who committed suicide from the Golden Gate in 1963, but the jump that affected him most occurred in the seventies. “I went to this guy’s apartment afterward with the assistant medical examiner,” he told me. “The guy was in his thirties, lived alone, pretty bare apartment. He’d written a note and left it on his bureau. It said, ‘I’m going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump.’ “

the chances of me even hovering my mouse over this link are 0

algerian weirdo communicates exclusively via greentext. strange person.

work tomorrow

Is it about actual red pilling or the dating one?

It's literally worth it

imagine the owowow boy was your son. don't know how i'd feel about nonces posting his video on here or about older boys combing his hair

i have a day off. how mad are you right now?

love birds with glasses

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job interview tomorrow

Pretty sure I went to school with this girl

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Wow angry

I'm not stingy, £3.50 is nothing to me and presumably an amount of that will go to the creator of the documentary.

It's a hot feminist who goes to speak to Mens Right Activists and presents their arguments rationally and questions her own beliefs

anything over 5'5 is perfectly acceptable for daily life
youre just more likely to get heemed at the lower bound
this quibbling does irk me

no one cares about people being happy because they're happy

At the same time I look up to the American founding fathers as great men I wish Parliament didn't bungle the Revolution, we could have so easily prevented it.

Unironically have a fidget spinner

i dont really care about you or your life

i'm off indefinitely. how mad are you right now?

>work tomorrow
>quite sure my gf is going to break up with me

J U S T

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>quixotic

me too

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What's the difference between jam, jelly and marmalade?

put my height in my tinder bio (6'2) or do I come off as trying way too hard with that?

quoth whom?

part of my hair unironically looks like that because the barber used the wrong shears

i'm a living gimmick

dump her first

are you actually a retard there's a massive difference you spastic

hmm strange, not heard of this and i browse Sup Forums daily. Where did you hear about it user?

can I have her when shes done with you?

I saw myself in the mirror
in profile
for the first time
I thought,
'Hey! That's a real good looking boy'
haha... if only pete... if only...

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Stop whining, you giant

Need to work on your centredness lad. James Dean (the movie star and thr porn actor), Pacino, Berlusconi, Sinatra were all 5.9 and shorter and absolute pimps.
Reckon they are all italian/mediteranean and as an anglos it's harder to develop a personality.
I tool 6.2 guys on the regular and they're always the first to get out of he way when we cross paths.

go on

don't talk to me or my spreadables ever again

>work tomorrow
>still haven't even started the slide deck even though it's in for 10am

HELP

I'd actually heard about it a while ago but didn't realise it was out. The trailer is on >>>reddit atm so it reminded me.

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK

pretty lame to me but it will probably work

I actually under-exaggerate my height

I say i'm 5'11" but really i'm 5'11.5"

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absolutely magnificent post

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me bequeathed thee, the psycho-pathological hand you down.

i reckon i could at least put algeriano in a coma, if not knock his brain out through his eyes

ive done it before and I saw my matches go up, but genuinely felt like such a twat with it in there.

honestly think im going to keep it out

why do people love puppies

Her face looks exactly like Boris from Goldeneye

4 months this day until i turn 20

The gf

>gif
fuck off

what's the beef lad?

double servings of runt slop today

What colour is yours?

black like my soul

I'm not white

OI MISTA PROIME MINISTAH

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ANNDAAAY

>you can't get aids by fingering even if you touch your dick afterwards
Pfiew

gf doesn't like hip hop lads
that's an instant bin right?

got the worst heartburn i've ever had

fucking killing me

literal fucking baby
fuck off toddler baby
i turn 21 in 2 months

unpopular opinion: there should NEVER be butter under other spreads (ie jam, nutella, etc)

wouldn't mind a bit of the ol' hows yer father with her

If the queen died right now would all of you cunts get a week off? Lucky bastards

wonder how random celebrities who haven't worked with each other end up in relationships like lavren mayberry and justin long or kirsten dunst and todd from breaking bad. reckon there's an exclusive tinder app for them . probably need to be in a creative guild to sign up for it

Yes but life after 30 is shit for men nowadays anyway

If you're 50 and rich you can't fuck 18 year olds anymore because society will disapprove

Used to be different

hope I can drag NEETdom out until universal basic income

>coon tunes

Bin your life

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good lord you're 14 months older than me oh god damn