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state mandated gf edition

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treat your ears

maggie wheeler is very cute

drinking a beer even though i have work in the morning

Big fan of this image

aniem

No gf edition

What does it mean when you have three shits in one day

Am I dying

need the ol' 'illy chewed

you'll live

>work in 12 and 1/2 hours

A hundred poos a second

opinions on pints?

means u were wasted or/and had a curry last night

All unmarried female humanoid objects between the ages of 18 and 25 should spend one day a month with an incel. For that one day, they will accompany the incel and do whatever the incel wants to do, whether it is sexual or not. A virginal FHO should be allowed to opt out of sexual encounters with incels.

This program will be government mandated, and FHOs will put their names into an online system that allows incels to select a partner for the day. The number of days an incel is allowed to spend will depend on the number of available FHOs.

balts out

want to take a benzo but don't want to fall asleep before 11 hhhmmm

I'm going to the pub trivia later and will have several beers

state of you

small brain - >3 shits a day

medium size brain - 2 shits a day

slightly larger than medium size brain - shit every other day

biggest brain - 1 shit a day

>swipe away on the ol' 'der
>get a match
>has a louis theroux reference in her bio
>say 'ok i'm going to try and flirt with you whilst doing a louis theroux narration impression'
>say 'after swiping right all day, i was finally ready to send a pick up line, myself'
>then i wrote my pick up line
>then i wrote 'now imagine me staring pensively at the phone screen with a slightly baffled look on my face'
>she played along with the pick up line and sadi i was really funny

>start having normal convo - tell me about yourself - what are you hobbies
>both of us say we should explore the city more and go to more food places
>'say then why don't we then?'
>she doesn't respond.

my time with my tinder match had come to an end. i started to wonder whether tinder was nothing more than a source of false hope for lonely men like user, rather than a tangible memes to dating. Although some of the people I met swore by it, I could see more dissapointment coming from it than dating.

you:
>panicking about the week of wageslavery
me
>rolling a zoot and planning the Edinburgh itinerary

i prefer spirits and pint of spirits wud kill me so i'm not in favour

going to read every single word of this

i will promise

Not working tomorrow. again. Not making money. again. seriously need a new job. fuck zero hour contracts.

give this a listen

youtube.com/watch?v=t2whkRCj2Ts

thoughts on female fake taxi lads?

What's the best way to beat your gf without leaving any marks? Asking for a friend haha

it's a good story 2bh.

i don't know how to screen cap phone otherwies i could send u that.

corr blimey....those chebs

not much Reece posting lately tbqh

big fan
way better than regular fake taxi with that bald old cunt

good read

Better than fake taxi and hella better than female fake agent

enjoyed this post

>zero hour contracts

HOWLING @ THE STATE OF YOU

umm sweetie hold the power and the volume down button xx

Doxxers itt

don't like bradley posters making fun of everyone

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Is rimming still involved?

superlati've'd'st cranio - less than 4 shits a week

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LOVE this frog :)

Post of the quarter, nay, the first half of 2017.

vote labour lad, and you'll get work
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-jeremy-corbyn-john-mcdonnell-policy-end-zero-hours-contracts-unpaid-internships-a7709996.html

>My time with user has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself

can you use your passport as ID?
I lost my drivers liscence last night and i need some ciggies

I'm gonna start reporting him for spamming and rule violations now

He's as bad as the kshitters

If you're not in top 5% of earners I don't understand why you wouldn't vote labour at this point.

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sad irish cunt

can always tell you apart from everyone else because you just repost shit from the archive

why does trump get two scoops of ice cream while everyone else hets one?

is there any banter or rimming involved?

just what I was wondering my friend

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>wyte girls

Oh what a beautiful evening

So close to the edge, I feel in control

its a meme u dip

>there are people in this very country that can pull birds like this without even moving a muscle
makes me sick t b h

some banter and rimming

What's at the bottom, dead bodies?

are you guys being ironic or did you really like it ;_;

swear this happeend to me - debating whether to send her the last bit about 'my time had come to an end'

Waiting on the bf to text me "I'm outside" lads

If I tried to shag her I would be put off by her mongy brummie accent

I liked the bit at the end

send it,

Wearing my shirt with the palm trees on it today lads :3

Rolled a cheeky spliff lads. Think I'll have some din-dins and go out for a walk in the cool evening air.

How stable is your job, comrades?

For me, unless every aerospace company in the country or Kawasaki go bust, then I'm reasonably secure.

fucking girls man.

up for flirty banter one minute.

stop replying completely the next.

maybe tomorow - she might just not have responded for a legitimate reason.

Pics

Sharia is legit

big tune

youtube.com/watch?v=RLRELaLzGFo

Anyone want to jump/drive off beachy head with me

like maybe she's away from her phone or has no data ;_;

I'm outside

It's called Broadchurch silly

Its really disappointing in real life

would it 10000% kill you?

how long ago was this

if it was literally today then don't wait until tomorrow or the next day then send the last bit to try and revitalise it

youtube.com/watch?v=WdrWtE_76kY

very strong british man
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better photo

Might jump off Cape Split next werk. Canada.

Not worth my time lad

more interested in why western nations dont invade invade oil-rich Turkmenistan (the most oil-rich nation on the planet)

they're a brutal dictatorship, but apparently they;re so oil rich they give everyone free oil all year round so no-one freezes to death in the -40 winters they have there cause everyone has free heat

they're muslims (though more the russian/soviet-type) but still oil-rich and worthy of invasion

so why not just invade them instead of the middle-eastern shitholes where they go full jihadi?

Rule Britannia

you'll be waiting a few mins lad because I'm inside your bf x

really want to sign up to deliveroo

yeah it was today.

quite straight but wouldn't mind being bummed by a big willy just to try it

yeah i'll meet you at the bottom

it's 550 feet high with jagged rocks at the bottom

Lads, I wanna suck those titties

*blows up Buckingham Palace*

hahahaha sorry lads, I meant to attack parliament, you see they wouldn't let me in, because i come from America.

What do?

O-ok

have you shaved yet?

Would have a beer with ethiopialad

Off with your head (penis)

you said something wrong

Fuck off he's loyal x