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kot edition

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first for cum

Need a /cum/ bf

*bullies the cat*

i'll be your bf unless you're a gay or a black

*adjusts collar*
*stands up*
Ahem, may I have your attention?...
*room quiets down*
*someone coughs but its nbd*
*clears throat*
*pushes up glasses*
*straightens face*
*looks around with a resting bitch face*
.....
*deep inhale*
*room glances with anticipation*
.....
WE

kotted.kot

I'm a white girl

not reading the last post because a Canadian made it

SpongeBob: Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. [gets a jar and opens the lid] Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. [Patrick gets out a pickle] Patrick, that's a pickle.
Patrick: Yes.
SpongeBob: You need a jar. [picks up a spatula] No. [picks up his pants] No. [picks up SpongeBob] No. Try...this! [gives Patrick a jar] Now take the lid off the jar. [puts the lid in his mouth] Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. [puts his hand on counter] No, the lid. [slides his hand to the corner of the counter] [Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion. Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there] Freeze!! [hand is on the side of the jar] Almost there. Now head for the lid. [hand goes lower] Cold. [hand goes higher] Warmer. [hand goes higher] Warmer. [hand goes higher] Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!
Patrick: Ow, it burns!

74851890
dont belive his lies

hope you live in florida. i can't afford to go anywhere else on a graduate student salary

youtube.com/watch?v=LWVTsHNQIiU

Hola.

I can drive to florida

beanie beaner, im a meanie

i like finland more than germany ama

well aren't you special

spencer getting thoc

Whats your favorite movie?

das boot

Yes

5'9 is the perfect height

bunch of white boys in khakis lmao its like im in the hamptons again

give me a good chuckle.

London > Toronto
Prove me wrong.

>literally an inch away from being king of manlets

Yo what's wrong with dating a black man

they're worse than trash

Most people do not realise, that a properly trained metal/black metal/death metal vocalist...
They are trained on par with opera singers. They just branch off from the opera house, and more into a graveyard.
It takes just as much talent to PROPERLY do the vocals for black metal/death metal.
Meanwhile pop musicians are one step above Johnny Depp in Sweeny Todd.

>spencer
this man is very high in estrogen, look at those tits
i bet he drinks milk and tap water

I'm 5'11, have brown hair, blue eyes, and a square (but not too square) jaw
Who else /defaultcharacter/ here

and sucks black penis

who doesn't in this day and age

we need a new *eastern* religion fad

post feet

fuck off we're full

baka u just ain't found the right one

NORMOS GET OUT


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How about you kill yourself instead

>tfw watching tv show
>character starts doing something really fucking stupid and potentially cringey that will ruin the nice situation he's in
>too awkward to watch
>pause it
>post on Sup Forums instead

racemixing is not cool laddies

shut the fuck up nixon

...

There's literally nothing wrong with racemixing

hola lad, how's today going for ya?

doge

nice crocodile you have there

Nothing wrong with race mixing if youre not white

*steps on your contact lens*

...

im mixed race and im gonna mix race with a white chick

feels good

It's a good thing no one here is white

those not feet

I don't have any feet pics

I'm like that vampire guy from Twilight except I'm black and I'm going to knock up 5 generations of your white daughters with my spermy penis

what is this

Petition to add Russia to /cum/ permanently.

just opened an image of an empty woods and laughed

...

nay

fuck you then

Suh

remove Canada and we have /rum/

>white people start murdering each again
>white women immediately kiss up to the invaders whose job it was to murder their fathers/husbands/brothers/friends

White people are so strange desu

Fuck you

It cause they ain't human baka

I see something

alright

Gonna go post dicks in the Russian general buds

Good kot

Is it time for anime?

these are good cookies

...

uploadir.com/u/d8gebht0

...

yes

Nevermind

there is no russian general dummy

why did this make me laugh

Reminder that anime posters are all fags

...

How about you go and fuck yourself

oh boy jannys gonna be PISSED

nothing more disgusting than faggots desu

would have no qualms about murdering every single one of them myself if i would not get caught

could go for a beer or two right now buds

...

i hate the gays

tfw not a janny to ban all homoes

wtf I am leave

...

don't

I'd tell this queer spamming dick pics to go fuck himself but he'd probably enjoy it

...

>I'm a white girl

Nice try Eli, I'm telling your mom you're wearing her clothes.

fuck this fucking faggot spammer get aids you shit dick homo

...

youtube.com/watch?v=70fhpKKCQ3M

the gf

migration to 8-chon when so we can actually have someone to ban these fucks

i hate faggots so god damn much