nuke china edition
/brit/
Oliver Moore
Jason Nguyen
1st for anime
Hudson Wright
Annie
Matthew Thomas
plymouth is actually an alright place
Kevin Bailey
Here we are...
Brandon Perry
Brody Anderson
...
Ian Howard
...
Jason Rodriguez
harry styles weighs in on brexit
Ian Johnson
CHOOOOON
Lucas Walker
For me, it's Belgian Blonde and German Wheat.
Gavin Gray
Don't get this
Carter Rodriguez
care to hazard a guess as to what i won't be watching?
Aaron Williams
british people think its socially acceptable to pass gas on the elevator.
haahahhaahhahahahahaha stinky butts
Brody Hall
>london tube has anti-suicide barriers
Luke Robinson
>muhma i wuhna be a poh-leesman when i gruh up
how are downie parents meant to deal with this situation?
>ask your mum lol
witty
>abortion
bit late at that point
Ayden Smith
anime
Justin Morales
upon the morn's early light
my alarm clock signals the birth of my plight
out of bed and into the shower
i'd better be quick, i've only got half an hour
leave the shower and go to the kitchen
a ham-cheese sandwich should tide me till din-dins
finally out of the door and off to the station
to catch the train that will lead me to damnation
Leo Barnes
triple ipa for me please
John Davis
leftist memes are tragic
Jeremiah Jackson
haha *parps* oops lol x
Joshua Gonzalez
no alarm set for the morning
outrageously comfy right now
Easton Hughes
...
Connor Rodriguez
I work at an airport, and a British guy came in to book a flight. When he said he was from the Midlands, I almost replied back, "Ah, the engine".
Leo Carter
The Official /brit/ Election Poll:
strawpoll.me
do NOT skip this VERY important poll
Michael Flores
Why do Americans worship the irish?
Jonathan Turner
bloody hell, this one certainly gets the cogs spinning, yes indeed
James Rogers
>anime
Ryder Gonzalez
Leave voters on suicide watch
Jayden Gutierrez
what's wrong with anime?
Jaxon Bell
...
Carson Williams
would shag the one in the middle ngl
Wyatt Harris
wtf i love the EU now!
Dylan Sanders
hm ah yes. blacks
Carson Hall
kanye west is fucking shit
dogshit
Brandon Cox
So she's fit
youtube.com
Justin Ward
...
Nicholas Stewart
I had my cry wank and got Crunchie McFlurrry all over my knackers
Joseph Sanders
>making fun of the disabled
LITERALLY the lowest hanging fruit there is, have you a single modicum of originality in the neglected wreck you call a body
>inb4 le irish are disabled xD
Get better jokes you fucking runt
Kayden Harris
all nigger rap is shit
Michael Cruz
It's 5:41pm and I haven't had any food yet
Xavier Ortiz
Hello. Gief land again pls
Nicholas Carter
>TCD/LR that low
superpleb
Adam Ramirez
my brother is in line for his christmas tenner from the DWP
Jace Martinez
what are Norway's opinions of the British?
Brandon Rodriguez
I honestly don't know
My great-grandpa was from Ireland and all my cousins are really into muh heritage
Juan Turner
Juan Harris
shit taste. bet you unironically use the term "normie"
Eli Green
hello nigger
Julian Morris
Eating some of these gay bastard biscuits
Oliver Smith
>biscuits
>not cookies
Fuck off poortherner.
Alexander Rodriguez
>tfw you will never pillage and rape britain again
Luke Wilson
these are called cobs you mong
Jose Martin
Fuck off London paki
David Reyes
love how rightists always say this
Gavin Anderson
norway is like Britain but less shit
oh and uhm hello
Jackson Wright
reminder tyke the elephant is a martyr who did nothing wrong
Aiden Evans
>cookies
have a fucking word with yourself
Noah Harris
What did you do for mother's day?
Daniel Lewis
Please Do
prioritize london
you have my official permission
Jason Campbell
I'm a centrist
lefty memes are horrid
Jonathan Perry
>rightists
cringiest thing ive ever read fuck off back to leftypol
Joshua Bennett
hate vice.
Jaxon Scott
>prioritize
FOY
Wyatt Butler
watching one punch man
Asher Price
nobody in the south calls them cookies either you fucking americanised london runt
Wyatt Walker
not sure that alt-rightism is for me
might go back to classical liberalism
Luke Moore
its good fun
Gabriel Gray
these are called pastys stupid limeys
Lincoln Parker
...
Samuel Green
The current U.S administration is like a concept from a comedy film and is a far departure from the previous, respectable administration
James Mitchell
owning a bike is fucking expensive . i thought I wouldn't have to buy anything other than the bike and yet ive shelled out around £200 so far on random shite
Nicholas Robinson
ah right, but "leftists" and "lefties" are perfectly valid
fuck off back to pol
Adrian Cooper
Have posted my arsehole twice in two days and haven't received so much as a warning, jannys slacking
You get what you pay for i suppose
Landon Rogers
>Go to london for work
>US news on tv
>Go to Amsterdam for fun
>US news on tv
>go to Japan
>US news on tv with subtitles
love being this powerful
Joshua Lee
What happened to the communist posters?
Jose Rivera
>classical liberalism
James Mitchell
Don't worry. I'm going to London to specifically fuck british girls this summer.
Austin Sanders
>It's a cyclist warns you literally at the last minute to move out of the way before nearly running you over
Cunts
Andrew Diaz
what kind of bike
Colton Walker
it's disgusting btw
Jackson Howard
>nobody in the south
Yes they do, everyone I know does.
>americanised
Their version is better than our in a lot of ways, cookies instead of biscuits being one of them.
Nathaniel Hill
leftie is fine and has always been used
leftist is cringe too
Gavin Thompson
>I'm a centrist
>lefty memes are horrid
>rightists
>cringiest thing ive ever read fuck off back to leftypol
Jason Hughes
say "ed had edited it" and "jiggle it a little, it'll open" quickly
vocaroo it
Cameron Garcia
you actually need to kill yourself
Ryder Campbell
Yeah mate it's a man's arsehole not a fucking spring meadow
Kayden Gray
you make me sick
Lucas Rogers
sounds fucking weird lmao
jf will never understand
Aiden Reed
I've said it before and I'll say it again i only talk politics when others do
t.commie poster
Jayden Peterson
righty tighty leftie loosy (this mnemonic is about arseholes btw)
Sebastian Cox
hate that video
Isaiah Sullivan
Going to Burger King tomorrow because I have 1.99 vouchers for there and ten pounds to spend
John Gomez
pedal
Owen James
>lives in norway
>wants to fuck british girls
are you mad? pic related is a 10 here
Jason King
Greater London
Logan Barnes
Easy as fuck
Michael Morris
they hide until the wagies go to bed
Juan Edwards
Recommend me an aftershave
Luis Allen
fuck it. i'm 28, got laughed at on my first time because of my 3 inch dick. i'm short and ugly. but i'm getting out. i'm not giving up on this shit. i'll find someone, even if i get laughed at twenty more times, a hundred even, i know someone will love me.
i know not everything is lost and i know people suck, but hating on women is getting me nowhere. i'm not growing old alone. if my dick is the problem, we can always use toys, i don't mind. we'll have a good sex life regardless. i'm changing my looks.
i'll never be handsome, but i refuse to let myself smell, be messy, i refuse to let myself go. there are people in worse situations, i have a job, i'm smart enough, i hate what i'm going through but i can still love life in the end.