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jaffa cakes edition

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I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS

anime

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... I'm Still Fucking With Clients And Crime ...

im a schizophrenic anime fan with a hook nose and frizzy gay hair

thats a biscuit

bout to make a strawberry and peanut butter sandwich with some milk

this

if ANYONE says these are biscuits i'll HEEM them right fuckin up

cuckio

ignoring the pins in his bollocks his willy actually made me hard
fucks sake lads am i gay

cherry edition is patrician

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Does this cage look big enough for the runtiest runtoid?

Would anyone mind closely inspecting it for me?

*whispers that the OP are biscuits under breath*

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yes you are

WHAT

Kill yourself

*bends over and pokes my head in*
yeh mate looks big enough

think you'll be right at home xx

rochdale

what happened to the lad who's cat boxed him in

just remembered when I got broken up with 2 years ago after a 2 year relationship and how bad it fucked me up

cant imagine being married to MEW for 7 years and having her divorce me two weeks after i uploaded a post saying how I fall in love with her more and more every day

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There's a massive spider in my room, been in here for two days, it's fucking with me, crawls up on the walls next to me, but it always walks like it'll fall off, and it did once near my face, every time I stick my hand or head somewhere it's always right next to me and I only notice when it's too late. I think he's in my coats now, waiting. Need a wee but I'm scared of getting out of bed

Just came to a sudden realisation that there's something wrong with all of you

So many fucking mentally ill asperger ridden cunts and homos in this general, I'm gone

Good, one less Irish Rorke.

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tune haha

i actually find these quite funny because i end up picturing the mad as fuck 14 year old rorkes being enraged by it

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What is going on here

I don't understand

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im about as normie as they come 2bh

*picks you up from behind and bridges over and drops you on your back*

see you tomorrow

she is untucking her testicles lad

despise trannies

hate fucking mentally ill asperger ridden cunts and homos in /brit/. love potatoes simple as

trannies tuck their cock and bollocks up between their legs when they are out and about, so she is "untucking" momentarily to let her bollocks breathe

Laughing at all you runts screeching politics. You have no idea what you're talking about. Absolutely none of you. And I know just how to play you, what to say, when to say it, who to reply to, and you all go berserk, you're like frenzied, starving runts all trapped together in one cage, all I have to do is poke you with a stick and you tear each other apart.

cucked by a spieder

*kicks your bum in and closes the cage*

HAZZZARRR! Stupid runt fell for my trap!

*picks the yank runt up with one hand and shoves him in*

Here's your playmate!

being a trap and dating men and telling them you're a trap is like hannibal lector feeding people to people
think about it

Oh right that's disgusting

>together for 15 years
>married for 5
>don't worry about having kids since there's no rush
>MEW goes to film Fargo in the arctic with Ewan McGregor
>discovers her sexual side
>desperately try to work out and out-chad Ewan McGregor to prevent getting cucked
>get cucked anyway because it's Ewan McGregor and he turns men gay
>MEW comes back and dumps you
>single for the first time since you were 18
>15 years down the drain
>she's now single and free as her career is taking off
>you're 35 and still a literallywho that will forever be known as MEW's ex-husband

>canadian "opeenions"

*not telling them
guess i went into a bit of mad typing there haha x

no idea what that has to do with spiders

gay peruANO

imagine living in peru

>canada without a leaf

this one really made me think

Listen to his voice and look at his hands. If you get trapped, you deserve the shitdick.

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JUST

>horse dick
>asian tranny
riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

the rat the cat the dog bit chased escaped

JOOST IMAJUUN

theres one where she gets fucked

LOL

hmmm
does this make sense?

getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads

can't stop thinking about politics lads

i have become utter cancer

well now i'm interested

>referring to one's testicles as "the girls"
quite hard not to find it funny

is this the artist of those comics

>molyneux
french%

Yea give it a read.

just been paralysed and orally and anally raped by thousands of giant hairy spiders

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yeah its him

Literally me

getting my daily dose of richard wolff and zizek lads

BRRRRRRAPPPPPPPP

YASSSSSSSSSSSS BRRAAAAAAAAAPP

Yeah would you fuck her?

getting my daily dose of adorno and horkheimer lads

getting mixed messages here

are muslims the only normal people?

Everyone else is super cringe yank reddit tier

getting my daily dose of dugin and evola lads

*getting knighted for services to posting*
*enters throne room*
YAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

zizek is a racist

>27
lol gay death in 3 years
suicide in 5
press S to spit on his grave

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it actually looks quite fit desu

its voice will make or break it

and whether its dick is bigger than mind

getting my daily dose of watson and jones lads

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getting my daily dose of ant and dec

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why tho

so the "ignorant guys" are the most correct?

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Getting my daily dose of the 'ol 'cide.

hate my life

translator's note: a "chaser" is a guy who actively seeks a trans partner

getting my daily dose of renegade lads