>Though widely travelled, Edward was racially prejudiced against foreigners and many of the Empire's former subjects, believing that the English were inherently superior. In 1920, on a visit to America, he wrote of yanks: "they are the most revolting form of living creatures I've ever seen!! They are the lowest known form of human beings & are the nearest thing to monkeys."
edition
May 14, 2017 - 16:03
First for American ingenuity.
May 14, 2017 - 16:05
105 hours 54 minutes until the weekend
May 14, 2017 - 16:06
woke up, did a poo, ate some breakfast, drank some coffee, need to do a poo again
May 14, 2017 - 16:06
fuck me this is depressing
May 14, 2017 - 16:07
then why did he marry a monkey?
May 14, 2017 - 16:08
Thought it were a bank holiday. Oh well, not like I've work to go to haha
May 14, 2017 - 16:09
uni exam in 1 (one) hour 52 (fifty-two) minutes with 0 (zero) hours of revision
May 14, 2017 - 16:09
you can hate monkeys and still marry one
May 14, 2017 - 16:09
you keep images of Brendan Fraser at your workplace computer?
May 14, 2017 - 16:09
2000 word essay due eight hours ago (of which I've done about 400)
May 14, 2017 - 16:15
Why doesn't Europe import white people from South Africa?
The majority of whites there want to leave, but just can't afford to.
May 14, 2017 - 16:16
i'm nearly 30 and going back to school next year and i can guarantee you i won't be slacking off like these lads are
May 14, 2017 - 16:16
Got sacked from greggs for naming the jew lads
May 14, 2017 - 16:17
Listening to Debussy and Dvorak literally causes frisson/shivers throughout my entire body
Would recommend arabesque #1 to you lads
May 14, 2017 - 16:20
how the fuck do you nerds still have uni
i was finished in april
May 14, 2017 - 16:20
Enjoy being bullied by freshmen
May 14, 2017 - 16:20
Girlfriend due 10 years ago but I can't seem to get it right
May 14, 2017 - 16:21
on the train to work lads
not sure how much longer I can deal with this
May 14, 2017 - 16:23
My best FRIEND, I repeat, FRIEND
May 14, 2017 - 16:24
Work finishes in 36 minutes
May 14, 2017 - 16:24
why didn't you buy A REAL motorcycle?
May 14, 2017 - 16:25
pooooo pooooooos poo poos and faaaaart faaaaaarts
May 14, 2017 - 16:26
Is legel weed the hail mary of the lib dems?
May 14, 2017 - 16:26
Did a Burial listen. Very nice, not even my kind of music but I'm impressed
May 14, 2017 - 16:27
Too expensive and illegal Nearly everything here is a scooter variant I don't have the money to bribe the cops for some 1000cc yank monster bike
May 14, 2017 - 16:27
Business idea: free drugs if you raise a kid to 18
May 14, 2017 - 16:27
took Friday off so I've got lots of overtime to do today
May 14, 2017 - 16:28
going to breastfeed my boyfriend lads
May 14, 2017 - 16:28
The one I have there is illegal already since forigeners can't ride anything over 49cc without a license (which is a bitch to get)
But big bikes are illegal for everyone I think, though people have them anyways
May 14, 2017 - 16:29
thank fuck I don't live in Japan where they need to put in 100+ hours overtime monthly or risk being accused of disloyalty
May 14, 2017 - 16:30
wish i was that manlet tbqh
May 14, 2017 - 16:30
South London boroughs EP and Untrue. Kindred's before he supposedly plummeted, yeah?
May 14, 2017 - 16:31
Met an attractive 28 year old that said she has only slept with three men and one woman. That's not a lot is it?
It doesn't seem to make any sense but then she keeps saying she's a lot weirder than I realise so who knows what the fuck is going on
May 14, 2017 - 16:31
Apparently there's an 8 hour video you have to watch here as part of the test. In one sitting, in a single day.
May 14, 2017 - 16:31
If a 10/10 girl fucks you with a strap-on, is that a win or a loss?
May 14, 2017 - 16:31
Yeah bud, Kindred EP is the height of his discography and then he fell off with Rival Dealer.
:)
May 14, 2017 - 16:32
Well I imagine it's a lot of effort for her to dispose of a body, so makes sense the count is low
May 14, 2017 - 16:32
im so wierd, random, quirky, zany and bubbly! :)
May 14, 2017 - 16:33
found the fuckin' virgin lol
May 14, 2017 - 16:33
>for naming the jew who (is he)?
May 14, 2017 - 16:34
got called a cro-magnon in loblaws
May 14, 2017 - 16:34
"The worst thing she can say is 'no.'"
Cheers!
May 14, 2017 - 16:35
to what lengths will they go?
May 14, 2017 - 16:35
got called a replicant in greggs
May 14, 2017 - 16:35
Not much but not a ridiculously small number either. Infinitely more than 0 (zero) haha
It'd probably hurt
Calm, I'll give 'Kindred' a go, other two later
May 14, 2017 - 16:36
got called a kaffir in iikea
May 14, 2017 - 16:36
got called a nigger in /brit/
May 14, 2017 - 16:39
got called a retard in piggly wiggly
May 14, 2017 - 16:39
got called a monopoly muppet in McDonald's
May 14, 2017 - 16:40
got called a fat cunt in burger king
May 14, 2017 - 16:40
got called a wally in nursery
May 14, 2017 - 16:41
annoying how often i see yanks praising mexican women
May 14, 2017 - 16:41
>form fucking follows function
Then what is the function of brutalist architecture? To demoralize the populace? To add blight to the landscape?
May 14, 2017 - 16:41
got called a pedo in court
May 14, 2017 - 16:42
he told me to bang cock in my 'nom pen.
May 14, 2017 - 16:42
got called a gringo in orange county
May 14, 2017 - 16:42
Nah it's like garage or early dubstep
May 14, 2017 - 16:42
got called a spanner in homebase
May 14, 2017 - 16:42
got called (wrong number)
May 14, 2017 - 16:42
got called expendable at work
May 14, 2017 - 16:42
got called in to work on my day off
May 14, 2017 - 16:43
I know, I used to listen to Burial a lot.
youtube.com /watch?v=Ag7kvooM85I
May 14, 2017 - 16:44
the hour of toil is upon me
May 14, 2017 - 16:45
>an electrically powered truck (with latest technology) needs to have a battery of bigger size than the truck's body
May 14, 2017 - 16:46
May your landlord spare the whip young Eaoghan
May 14, 2017 - 16:46
Tried to watch an episode of Dr. Who earlier. Got 10 seconds in before seeing a lesbian couple featuring a lizard and a human. Howled but couldn't be bothered
Cheers, it's on the play queue
May 14, 2017 - 16:47
can't believe a bunch of twats in the 1950s thought they were being all modern and futuristic with their gay architecture when they hadn't even invented the internet yet
May 14, 2017 - 16:48
But it has no function and make the towns looks bleaker than they already are at times. I've found no one praising their aesthetics other than a spare few dumping their folders to make it seem that way. Imagine working in some of London's largest dildoes and glassed containers.
May 14, 2017 - 16:49