/brit/ Edward VIII

>Though widely travelled, Edward was racially prejudiced against foreigners and many of the Empire's former subjects, believing that the English were inherently superior. In 1920, on a visit to America, he wrote of yanks: "they are the most revolting form of living creatures I've ever seen!! They are the lowest known form of human beings & are the nearest thing to monkeys."

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maybe... *sniff* maybe

First for American ingenuity.

105 hours 54 minutes until the weekend

woke up, did a poo, ate some breakfast, drank some coffee, need to do a poo again

fuck me this is depressing

Work in 53 minutes

fat cunt

He was spot on then LOL

...

then why did he marry a monkey?

at work

off to work lads

Thought it were a bank holiday. Oh well, not like I've work to go to haha

uni exam in 1 (one) hour 52 (fifty-two) minutes with 0 (zero) hours of revision

you can hate monkeys and still marry one

you keep images of Brendan Fraser at your workplace computer?

done work

*heems you*

2000 word essay due eight hours ago (of which I've done about 400)

Why doesn't Europe import white people from South Africa?

The majority of whites there want to leave, but just can't afford to.

i'm nearly 30 and going back to school next year and i can guarantee you i won't be slacking off like these lads are

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they all live in poorth

Got sacked from greggs for naming the jew lads

martyr

Listening to Debussy and Dvorak literally causes frisson/shivers throughout my entire body

Would recommend arabesque #1 to you lads

how the fuck do you nerds still have uni

i was finished in april

Enjoy being bullied by freshmen

Girlfriend due 10 years ago but I can't seem to get it right

Nu-scoote

on the train to work lads

not sure how much longer I can deal with this

My best FRIEND, I repeat, FRIEND

Work finishes in 36 minutes

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why didn't you buy A REAL motorcycle?

work: none indefinitely

pooooo pooooooos
poo poos and faaaaart faaaaaarts

Is legel weed the hail mary of the lib dems?

screaming at this post

Did a Burial listen. Very nice, not even my kind of music but I'm impressed

Too expensive and illegal
Nearly everything here is a scooter variant
I don't have the money to bribe the cops for some 1000cc yank monster bike

Business idea: free drugs if you raise a kid to 18

bin work

Just got fired.

took Friday off so I've got lots of overtime to do today

>illegal
mental

Kindred EP?

going to breastfeed my boyfriend lads

The one I have there is illegal already since forigeners can't ride anything over 49cc without a license (which is a bitch to get)

But big bikes are illegal for everyone I think, though people have them anyways

bit gay

thank fuck I don't live in Japan where they need to put in 100+ hours overtime monthly or risk being accused of disloyalty

wish i was that manlet tbqh

South London boroughs EP and Untrue. Kindred's before he supposedly plummeted, yeah?

i look like i'm 20, foy

Met an attractive 28 year old that said she has only slept with three men and one woman. That's not a lot is it?

It doesn't seem to make any sense but then she keeps saying she's a lot weirder than I realise so who knows what the fuck is going on

Apparently there's an 8 hour video you have to watch here as part of the test. In one sitting, in a single day.

If a 10/10 girl fucks you with a strap-on, is that a win or a loss?

Yeah bud, Kindred EP is the height of his discography and then he fell off with Rival Dealer.

:)

Well I imagine it's a lot of effort for her to dispose of a body, so makes sense the count is low

im so wierd, random, quirky, zany and bubbly! :)

found the fuckin' virgin lol

>for naming the jew
who (is he)?

got called a cro-magnon in loblaws

"The worst thing she can say is 'no.'"

Cheers!

to what lengths will they go?

doing a slap and sleep

got called a replicant in greggs

Not much but not a ridiculously small number either. Infinitely more than 0 (zero) haha

It'd probably hurt

Calm, I'll give 'Kindred' a go, other two later

got called a kaffir in iikea

post Gregs

got called a nigger in /brit/

emo

got called a retard in piggly wiggly

...

got called a monopoly muppet in McDonald's

got called a fat cunt in burger king

got called a wally in nursery

annoying how often i see yanks praising mexican women

>form fucking follows function

Then what is the function of brutalist architecture?
To demoralize the populace? To add blight to the landscape?

got called a pedo in court

he told me to bang cock in my 'nom pen.

got called a gringo in orange county

Nah it's like garage or early dubstep

got called a spanner in homebase

got called (wrong number)

got called expendable at work

got called in to work on my day off

I know, I used to listen to Burial a lot.

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it's po-mo

the hour of toil is upon me

What is that?

haha, sucked in seamus

>an electrically powered truck (with latest technology) needs to have a battery of bigger size than the truck's body

May your landlord spare the whip young Eaoghan

postmodern

Tried to watch an episode of Dr. Who earlier. Got 10 seconds in before seeing a lesbian couple featuring a lizard and a human. Howled but couldn't be bothered

Cheers, it's on the play queue

can't believe a bunch of twats in the 1950s thought they were being all modern and futuristic with their gay architecture when they hadn't even invented the internet yet

to do what?

But it has no function and make the towns looks bleaker than they already are at times.
I've found no one praising their aesthetics other than a spare few dumping their folders to make it seem that way.
Imagine working in some of London's largest dildoes and glassed containers.