Tfw being ital*an

>tfw being ital*an

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Everything went wrong when Romans started race mixing with krauts.

As a german-italian mix i couldn't agree more than this sentence

BUOOON JORRRRRRRRNOOOO!
Food bellisimo!
Cultur Bellisimo!

Nonne sei Felissimo, fratello?

Italians are masterrace

>tfw polentoni pay for my neet bux
Thanks

Tu vuo fa' l'americano, ma sei nato in Italy

Anche a lei, grazie

>tfw rumeno

>tfw Greek

You have to go back.

zitto animale

>>tfw being ital*an

Well at least you aren't Sicilian

at least you're part of the euromed masterrace instead of the pasty eurocucks in the frozen wastelands

back to the last
samurai rumeno

EU SUNT ROMAN, DA

>neetbux
>in Italia
>anche a me piace sognare andrea

>tfw being br*t

se riesci a vivere con meno di 400€ al mese c'è pure in Italia

RUMENO HERE
WHERE ARE FRATII MEI

sarebbe?

Aici

l'invalidità base (75%) la danno a tutti per qualsiasi ragione, basta che ti inventi qualcosa, tipo vai dal dottore e dici che ti vuoi ammazzare, ti fai ricoverare in psichiatria per una settimana, ti fai seguire per un po' da uno psichiatra e poi fai richiesta con documentazione annessa, impossibile da rifiutare
ancora più facile con dottore compiacente
ma vedrai che entro breve un due spiccioli di "reddito" di "cittadinanza" ce li cagano

>essere classificato come un pazzo schizzato per 400 cazzo di euro al mese.
Piuttosto mi a hero direttamente,per quello che cambia..

>classificato
mica è una condanna penale né siamo in un paese dove non trovi lavoro se hai una diagnosi, è anzi il contrario, guardati gli annunci di lavoro tramite il collocamento, due terzi sono per categorie protette

What's wrong with it?

Almeno hai avuto i coglioni per farlo te ne do atto, io onestamente non ce l'avrei fatta.
Gratz on your neetlife (che poi tra l'altro appena "trovi" / "lo stato ti assegna" un impego i 400 non ti arrivano piu?)

grazie della stima ma non ho mai fatto niente di ciò, solo che per lavoro vedo ogni giorno storie del genere e sono convinto che più della metà dei sussidi di invalidità cagati dallo stato siano farlocchi

taci bestia

>posting in italian outside of /ita/

hahahahaha muie la saraci

>being italian
>not god tier
OK

>tfw being Sardinian

fradile meu

I will never know that feel

frades meus

?

uma delicia

UMA

THURMAN

>st*tali nel filo privato

...

you mean SHITalian

el indiANO seniores

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Being Italian is the new blackface in Burgerland

>Burgerland

trash it

No, non è in casa

Better than French, Spanish or Portuguese tho.

jelly?

di fare il misero impiegato comunale nel profondo sud? Veramente no.

portugal??
ah wrong thread

autism ward is down there on the left.

non un impiegato comunale, non nel sud e non misero, sorry
>stipendio che può solo aumentare
>non sarai mai, mai licenziato
>ferie pagate
>non fare un cazzo in ufficio tranne shitpostare su Sup Forums e rispondere a qualche telefonata
livin the dream 2bh

lol look at greece
zoom it

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kill yourself

Well, Swedish women love you.

>tfw being half Swedish half Iranian

eyyy mama mia paisan, I know that feelerino!

haha as they say in the old country, STUGATZ MULIGNAN! Fuhgedaboudit! GABAGOOL

americans are grotesque.

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based bugsposter

At least you're not Sicilian.

blondes are pleb tier

sometimes i kinda wish i was italian and just lived in a beautiful village or city driving around on a scooter and eating good food

life is not a meme

Italy is a meme

>m*lise

indeed

>tfw being OROBICO

it is when you have autism

There is literally nothing wrong with fucking your cousin

kek

are guidos seriously butthurt over this? ayyyyyyyyy

this is my cousin

he is a boy but likes to dress as a girl

he always try to grab my crotch, but I push him away, I'm not a degenerate like him

FUCKING WOPS LMAO I'm literally crying I CANNOT BREATHE AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

I want toffak her toffu if you know what I mean :^)

is this the proof Italians are white? we'd never get bullied if we were POC

he is right you know

we italians are single handedly the most oppressed and stereotypized white ethnicity in the world, especially the USA

But you can access the source of pasta. How can that be awful?

pasta is Greek

paasta is Finnish

pasta is shit and overrated. Obviously to you snow orcs it may taste like heaven since you're used to eat I don't fucking know some rotten shark or some nice beetroots with a goat's head, but in reality pasta fucking sucks, it's just wheat shit or whatever. Indeed you need always a sauce to make it edible, that's why italy has a lot of pasta sauces, because otherwise that disgusting shit wouldn't be even decent for gollum and we'd killed ourselves long time ago. Plus it's unealthy

rice is much better

>new
We've been doing it for decades. The Godfather is over forty years old.

Actually yes. The reason why it's socially acceptable to make fun of the Italians in America is because they were assimilated into our conception of "white" many decades ago, along with Slavs and the Irish.

el filippANO señores

el rumANO

el padANO señores

el molisANO

WE

This comments section is pure fucking gold holy shit

WUZ

keep eating the wheat cancer, pastaniggers

hopefully you die

Did your father die from suffocating on spaghetti? Were you whipped with bundles of wheat as a kid? Were you sent to an agrarian labor camp? No one should hate pasta as much as you do.

Italian American Antony "Tony" Woppolini here: I'm getting in touch with my roots by reading the YouTube comments on Subway commercials

>phone poster
>italian
>american

what's worse than this?

a butthurt immigrant shitposting against the country he chose to immigrate to?

what an retard lmao

>italian
>not god tier
OK

God lives in Greece

t. Friedrich Hölderlin