What's your country's duty?

What's your country's duty?

soilder 2 years

bullshit!!!!!!

To stop the eternal Kraut from becoming too powerful.

tfw no japanese gf

Also will fight for Japan if North Korea goes ballistic

to stop the boats

That's our duty actually, yours is to stop us from becoming too powerful

To pillage and plunder.

Protector of Earth.

>implying frogs aren't krauts in denial

To be more slav than actual slavs

to ruin europe

To spread memes and autism.

To acquire wealth while acting as the table for setting up rules for conflicts that nobody follows usually anyways.

to seem awkward

To be cucks, apparently

Underrated

>Bongs get weaker every time
>we get stronger every time

Really makes me think

Be the polite little country next to Russia and try to be of use when things start to get shitty.

Also build curious random shit that is of use every now and then.

To trying our best!

Stimulant (cow-fee, cokeaine) breadbasket for the world

Destroying turkey

copy memes to send them taringa

also fap in /d/

Do you really think we're krauts?

Bullshit! We're franks

running behind who ever we think will win the war and then say we supported the other guys the whole time if they win it...

ooh yeah and bring up we was ones fucking awesome for we where vikings...

conquer the left bank of the Rhine

To guard Europe from Islam

being the big bad wolf

yeah you guys are really successful in this

To COLONIZE and impregnate as many black women as humanly possible.

3 years here

do they pay well?

To enjoy sunshine.

No. Almost nothing. wasted years... it's a "service you do for your country". anyway, I'm not combat and i'll finish it in 2.5 months from now

kek

...

Be Murika's little bitch

they even dont pay well when we die at the military.

1 year ago 5 soildiers are dead cause some strange accident occur but government' reward was trash.

buffer between the krauts, the roaches and the Liberators

more like Destroyer of Earth

To be the Christ of nations, to die for everybody's sins.

Why are anglo-assholes always bother to Germany.
please don't be bully my friend.

It's just a bit of tough love

>blacks women are like pandora's box
You're killing yourselves by impregnating them

Name one country that america destroyed that you actually cared about

!!!!!

germany

it's not countries, it's the planet. the american way of life destroys it

Ah yes
The country truly is in ruins

Also most damage was done by brits and russians

Fuck off greenpeace

to pay tax and pension as much as possible to support LOADS of senile, ungrateful fuckers

the eternal anglo and the eternal kraut, always fucking europe up

Your country is losing it's power status, and your financial status is going down shits creek. Brexit won't stop this.

Know that feel

I'm already an American mongrel so I can't preserve the white race, I can only dilute the black race.

To bring the races of the world under the Queen's watchful eye and dutifully expand the Anglo dominion

1 year for conscripts
1,5 years for border rangers (Since they aren't technically part of our main army)
But in practice you get 3 months of paid leave, so 9 months of active service. Even less when removing weekends.

To protect the world from devastation

To unite all peoples within our nation

To denounce the evils of truth and love

To extend our reach to the stars above

haha only one year here

economic warfare

We provide the optimal conditions for white women to get MARTÍNEZ'D on holiday.

To supply american degenerates with cocaine.

I used to think that, then I moved to Quebec. It's not going to work if one fifth of the country speaks French.