Do You Like England?

Do You Like England?

no

I love my country, but no one else does.

used to. I should like to have been killed in the war.

You mean Britain

About as much as they like us

No.

i like their sense of humor also twisted self-loathing jokes

Liked them when I was younger but not anymore. I guess I will have to travel there to see if the memes are true.

no
they were the sole reason why russia didn't retake constantinople in the crimean war
christians my ass

yes

I do. The Best Ally in Europe.

that's scotland mate

Before the war anything on that island was considered England, most people didn't even know that something like Wales or Scotland exists

Your poor sense of geography isn't our fault m8

even as a native English speaker I can barely understand what these people are saying. How they get along without bashing their collective heads in with a hammer is beyond me.

I'm not your m8, friendo

>Before the war anything on that island was considered England
'no'

>Slogan written by a Jew (guess your raging Jew hatred must be selective)
>Over a war they started
>After spurning our friendship three times
Just G*rm things

Yes

Hey we tried to be friends again

>brits
>good allies

Yeah guess we should've let the Kaiser turn your country into a giant German brothel, gg