/brit/

marihuana edition

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>triple gay flag

could heem anyone itt

>hate being at home
>hate being at uni
ah yes, the ol' 'cidal 'pression

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need, I repeat, NEED a cute bf right NOW

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oh yeah? we'll how you handle my whopping boy
*deploys an aussie who has a nephew back home*

Howling and screaming

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hate it when i smoke weed in the park and some mong comes up to me and asks if i can sell him a spliff worths of weed for money

>should've watched sopranos before I watched the best show of all time
>currently on s3 and while I like it it's not really amazing
>nothing is after watching the wire

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poleaboo went up the hill
to take pictures of your daughter
when she turned around
and saw he was brown
she called the coppers and they caught """her"""

I'd like a cute british bf pls :3
preferably one that looks like this

The Shield is superior to The Wire

name a better show
if the wire is reddit then everything is

was hungry as frick but now I'm not anymore x

subscribe like and share

nu fred guiez

opinions on heinz?

Kek

>tfw posted in the wrong thread
reposting, will answer questions from the last thread afterwards
>walking home from the gym
>behind a group of 14 to 15 year old girls who are walking incredibly slowly
>don't say anything because I don't want to look like a nonce
>just keep walking slowly behind them
>end up looking like a nonce anyway
>takes me an hour to get home instead of 30 minutes
>two of them look over their shoulder at one point and look at me right in the eyes
kill me, just fucking kill me

I'm MUCH cuter than that

why do females never be friends with another female for more than like 2 years

Season 1 of westworld was pretty class desu

know some quite chavvy girl who has literally a new pikey older boyfriend every month, then splits up with them and shares crappy break-up inspo stuff on facebook. thinks hes slept with over a 100 men

and just recycle old threads retard op

step the fuck back sunshine if you dont want your pretty face to get hurt

reported to mommy may

Business idea: a show about /brit/ called "The Thread"

stupid autistic cunt

>not winking

I doubt that

Deadwood
Six Feet Under
The West Wing
Northern Exposure
Mad Men
Justified
The X-Files
Twin Peaks
Twilight Zone
The Young Pope
Homicide: Life on the Streets
Big Love
etc.

not near the caliber of the wire
I watched episode 1 and 2 and found nothing wrong with it but I felt like the entire show could conclude with episode 2's ending

You will recommend Breaking Bad and The Wire to everyone you know, Breaking Bad is the best TV show of all time....Except maybe for The Wire.

could not give less of a shit what teenagers think of me
sort yourself out

why didn't you just walk around them exactly?

Paul Pogba if you're browsing this thread right now and think I rate you then you're kidding yourself on because I don't mate, I don't rate you.

>Also, don't act too touristy
can you elaborate on this? i have a rough idea on keeping my head and not looking like a lost kitten, but are there any particular actions/speech I would do well to avoid?

>brits walk on the right side of the street
maybe that's why

2close2threads

Is this the new Pajeet thread?

Had a similar situation last month but i resolved it like a normal person
>walking home from work
>its 11pm and pitch black
>3 girls infront of me (probably around 15)
>see them looking over their shoulders nervously a few times, they've stopped talking
>I'm a fast walker so eventually i just decide to over take them
>smile and say "I'm just gonna walk on so yous know I'm not following you"
>we all laugh
That was the end of it

They were covering the entire width of the pavement.

far too pretentious

love gay films me, especially the ones that remind me how I missed out on young teenage love, and how desperately lonely I am right now

god Tara McCarthy is such a blathering retard

women should not be political. only good one is Ann Coulter

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

Now that I have your attention
I'm takin a loo lads, r8

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

see

the wire isn't actually that great desu

it's good yeah, but on repeats doesn't hold up that well
whereas sopranos and mad men are two of the best character studies to ever grace television and only get better the more you watch them and pick up stuff you missed the first time

You're pretentious

step on the road to get around them? cross to the other side of the street? ask them to move?

fuck off cleanshirt

like: people who share my opinion
hate: mongoloid imbeciles who don't (absolute idiots)

>pic

Imagine being that insecure that you feel the need to assert dominance by literally hurting someone during what is supposed to be a kind act of greeting.

bloody poojeet

got a three grand payrise today desu

>put naked people in a show
>everyone hails it like the second coming of Christ
hate yanks and yank-lites (the non-rural Irish)

i think best show ever is the wire
followed by the leftovers

Mayweather-McGregor might actually happen lads :)))))

Hope Conzo puts that nigger in the ground

leftovers hasn't even finished you muppet

And you couldn't walk around them on the road?

best show ever is La Maison des Bois

ok guys, i know this english girl in a village near burgas. she is sort of cute, but somewhat retarded. what is the deal with so many brits coming here? she said her dad came to escape taxes or some shit. why cant you just pay your taxes and stop coming here

suicide

>watching Mad Men
>it's a Glenn episode
>it's a Betty acts like a huge bitch episode

Good job finding the right thread this time

Taxes here are unbelievably high and her dad is probably retired or can work from home

rule the waves my ass

post boipucci

t b h i find it kind of cynical, like it's just a muh cool concept the tv show, but it just isn't very interesting. feels like a show i've watched 100 times before, it's basically a joke of a tv show to me, i think you have to be a real fat spas nerd to fall for it

taxation is theft

>counting films that aired on tv
'no'

do love me some pialat tho

AESTHETIC

>i watched 2 episodes and i'm making a judgement on the entire season
oh FUCK OFF

hardly. Theres more sex in game of thrones, this is just people sitting naked but with their privates covered

Same with Breaking Bad. People are always trying to turn some halfway decent drama into "the next Sopranos," but the reality is that The Sopranos was like prime Simpsons, a combination of incredible talent given an unusually high degree of creative freedom that's unlikely to be repeated.

Tried watching the first few mad men episodes but it hasn't really grabbed me. Now Sopranos and Fargo were great fucking shows. Never saw The Wire.

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Did I say a fucking WORD about sex?

NO. NOW FUCK OFF.

Thanks la. Oh wait, you were being sarcastic. I couldn't tell. Quite the wit you have.

was repeated twice with deadwood and mad men

lel

what are you fav films from him

>the wire: an analysis of everything wrong with America and how no one is really innocent
>sopranos: entirely centered around some fictional muh heritage asshole who barely speaks italian
don't see how the two even compare

You should persevere with Mad Men, it really is a great show. A masterpiece of television. Also it's fucking cool and made me want to start smoking.

too many niggers in the wire
suppose its unavoidable when making a show about criminals

>magmamay
I don't get it

under the sun of satan and we wont grow old together

*BRRRAAAAAAAAAP*

guess it's not a show for narrow minded retards

t. nonce that wanked to the little girl touching herself

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>Sopranos: deep existential questions about fate, life, death, sex, race, religion, family, God and the American dream
>Wire: GOTTA FIX DEM SCHOOLS WE NEED MO MONEY FOR DEM PROGRAM

Shut the fuck up spic

Any Ulster Scots (Scocks) here?
I'm gonna kick your fucking asses

yes under the sun of satan is really really good. treats the bernanos book in a good manner
À Nos Amours and Van Gogh are really great too

b0ngs are submissive wh*tes with inferior and recessive genes

prove me wrong and i will leave /brit/ forever

>ayo maybe if da white man funded dem programs I woulda got an educashion and ain't be needin to sell dem drugs

You should all watch Rectify.

gonna try to eliminate the BoS in the name of Caesar. Wish me luck lads.