New Yorker here, born and raised. I have a question for the various tourists who visit the city.
Why are Northern European (Germans, Scandinavians, etc) men so meek and autistic? Raised that way? I feel a sense of revulsion whenever I talk to one of them and have to deal with their meek voice and lack of eye contact. I get the urge to intensify the bants just so I could incite more testosterone production. This one guy last week told me he sits down when he pees and I couldn't help but make sure he saw my look of disgust.
Why are Northern European women so fucking easy? Seriously, there was this German girl sitting next to me on the 1 Train and I chatted her up. A minute later I decided feeling her up because she was looking at me with a thirsty look in her eyes after she said she was going home to Frankfurt soon, and she started breathing heavily while I joked about how I was "grabbing you by the pussy like our great President would." Her name was Osina or some weird name...I think she was the one who gave me chlamidya that week (last month when it was warmer than normal).
Why are Southern Europeans so based? I like to play my guitar in public (Union Sq, WSP, subways) and I usually get tips from Italians and Spaniards for some reason. I usually confuse them with Mexicans though kek
Why do East Asians have this retarded look in their eyes? Seriously, I can tell if someone is a FOB or an Asian American by looking at their facial expression and observing whether or not they seem 'vacant.'
Why has every Southern Asian tourist (Indian, Bengali, etc) referred to me as "Sir"? Without fail. It should be a fucking meme.
Why is it that every British tourist as far as I remember has been butt fucking fugly or approaching it?
Why does every Canadian I run across turn out to be a self-hating white guilt feminist?
fucking degenerate moron. Hope the next Northern Europoor whore gives you warts
Jose Wood
lol ameridumb
stop replying to yourself
Luke Powell
LEL
Daniel Anderson
samefagging can be necessary for igniting threads
Jaxson Roberts
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Carson Evans
>responds to his own thread >calls anybody meek and autistic
Chase Rodriguez
What's about tourists from Eastern Europe? What is your impression of them?
Luis Price
why should he know? he obviously haven't left his basement since birth.
Lincoln Murphy
I know. Anyway I'm curious what he's about to say lol.
Cooper Wood
I'm picturing all three of you with beady eyes, non-trendy glasses, and MLP memorabilia while your sister is moaning out loud in the next room which you treat like the sounds of cars passing by
Forgot to write about them. Thanks for reminding me.
I usually have no problems with them. Russian men get along very well with me, although most I know are Russian American (parents generation from Russia). Russian women are alright. Same with Ukranians
Bentley Clark
Atleast he isnt a G*rman like you are
Bentley Diaz
I am Greek
Jack Sanders
Fuck off you loser.
Evan White
I do pretty well for myself. One of the reasons why is that I don't live in an Island that lost all its glory decades ago and is currently going the opposite direction, from a conquering empire to an island that bins their knives and tries to outcompete its neighbors in importing abduls
Christopher Butler
"I do pretty well for myself."
>posting on Sup Forums >caught bumping own thread
You probably clean toilets and suck Trump's cock. Now piss off.
Blake Murphy
Yet you feel the need to reply to yourself
Ian Butler
I make enough money that I don't have to worry about wageslaving today, so spending a little time making a thread and samefagging to start it up is no big deal
Hudson Morales
>inventing fake stories based on bad stereotypes because you somehow have to justify your pathetic existence in Bumfuck, Alabama Sad tbqh
Easton Harris
they are real in his mind
Kevin Moore
If your sister has chlamidya tell her Roberto says Hallo
Daniel Wright
>This one guy last week told me he sits down when he pees and I couldn't help but make sure he saw my look of disgust.
Joshua Martin
>I like to play my guitar in public (Union Sq, WSP, subways) Living the hobo life, huh.
Ethan Scott
I don't have a sister and inventing details like your name sounds like a desperate attempt to make your story more believable.
Nathan Anderson
because I can afford it, Pekka
raised by a single mother, Hans?
Aiden Gray
Statistically, OP is not white
Nathan Martinez
No my parents still love each other
Adrian Williams
Why are all Americans fat? When they go to London I tend to avoid them. I also give them tips and say that they should call themselves Canadians as we like them more. Americans are fat, rude and stink with mo appreciation of European culture. It speaks volumes that someone wanting to be left alone is picked up as being 'scared' by an American.
Easton Anderson
Statistically Americans are 57% whites but considering OP said his name is "Roberto", there is a 0% chance OP is white.
Levi Adams
half Turkish?
Leo Young
Not a word about Russians. Sad
Robert Bell
Nope both my grandpas were in the Wehrmacht and I'm pretty sure Turks couldn't join.
Noah Johnson
My name is Roberto and I'm white
trust me I'm a expert bullshitter like OP
Andrew Ramirez
NYC is a disgusting cesspool of liberalism and immigrants. It's only 33% white and that includes arabs as white lmao.
Luis Baker
people often mistake me as Latino for some reason
Nathaniel Johnson
Imagine lying about your life on an anonymous website and responding to criticism with name calling and stereotyping like any non-insecure adult would do. /s I hope you get better soon OP, hopefully over the summer! :)
Kevin Taylor
Actually planning on visiting Copenhagen, Stockholm, and Berlin thus summer. First time in Europoor Land
Wyatt Young
I wonder why Mike Martinez
Jaxon Smith
t. DePeyquon García Jr. II
Brody King
>Why are Northern European women so fucking easy? Seriously, there was this German girl sitting next to me on the 1 Train and I chatted her up. A minute later I decided feeling her up because she was looking at me with a thirsty look in her eyes after she said she was going home to Frankfurt soon, and she started breathing heavily while I joked about how I was "grabbing you by the pussy like our great President would." Her name was Osina or some weird name...I think she was the one who gave me chlamidya that week (last month when it was warmer than normal). Shit that never happened
>Why are Southern Europeans so based? I like to play my guitar in public (Union Sq, WSP, subways) and I usually get tips from Italians and Spaniards for some reason. I usually confuse them with Mexicans though kek Please stop playing in public. People like you are so annoying. So many "musicians" at Union Square suck.
Michael Robinson
>Why are Northern European women so fucking easy? Seriously, there was this German girl sitting next to me on the 1 Train and I chatted her up. A minute later I decided feeling her up because she was looking at me with a thirsty look in her eyes after she said she was going home to Frankfurt soon, and she started breathing heavily while I joked about how I was "grabbing you by the pussy like our great President would." Her name was Osina or some weird name...I think she was the one who gave me chlamidya that week (last month when it was warmer than normal).
