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>Sardinia
>dindu

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who is who

*snap*

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reposting, will answer questions from the last thread afterwards
>walking home from the gym
>behind a group of 14 to 15 year old girls who are walking incredibly slowly
>don't say anything because I don't want to look like a nonce
>just keep walking slowly behind them
>end up looking like a nonce anyway
>takes me an hour to get home instead of 30 minutes
>two of them look over their shoulder at one point and look at me right in the eyes
kill me, just fucking kill me

know some quite chavvy girl who has literally a new pikey older boyfriend every month, then splits up with them and shares crappy break-up inspo stuff on facebook. thinks hes slept with over a 100 men

>pujka

I LOVE BULGARIA NOW! BESTIES FOREVER!

I hate dogs. And when I say dogs I mean women

agreed tbqh

kalkun master race

Overtake them.

Don't post your autistic blogs again.

>Bubbly-jock
wtf Scotland?

>dusky southerner with a foreign surname telling me what I should think
Ah yes, fascinating.

>having a Northern accent is a genuine handicap in the professional world

Not very fair on them desu

Why did you post the Transylvanian castle of a Transylvanian monarch?

Nice bum

What's with the absolute raging hardon for le united Ireland meme that foreigners have?
They don't even live there

I think its because we're better than them and they hate us

tinder lad from yesterday.

sent the girl the message:

"My time with my tinder match had come to an end. During our time together i learned about the highs and the lows of text-based internet dating. What had started as a journey into the fun and optimism of tinder, had become a poignant investigation into its disappointments. I started to wonder whether a format based on swiping according to your first impression could actually lead to sustainable romantic experiences. Although many of the people I met on this journey still swore by tinder, the picture I was presented with was one of painful trial and error, with increasingly more error. I suspect they too had their own doubts."

>kalakutas
>kutas

sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbly-jock

The Scots "language"

Now you know how Belarusian is looking for us

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the devil went down to georgia he was looking for a soul to steal

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>High School
>Grades
>College

FOY

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first time i see us being unique on those maps, usually its hungary

>mfw Turkey and Peru is the same country

anime

>gif
fuck off

need everyone to be nice to the Irish posters

applies to me alot. i'm always telling myself 'next year will be the year, let me just finish this school/degree/currentjob'

Thanks lad x

>bubbly-jock

just watched some wallace and gromit
shant be doing that again

>had a date with probably the fittest bird to ever look at me
>turns out she's insane
>belligerent, argumentative, tells me my clothes look shit, my face looks stupid etc
>stick it out cos i don't know what else to do
>for some reason she wants to come back to mine after the pub closes
>already confused af by the mixed signals
>slaps my hand away in the cab when i attempt any kind of contact, tells me to fuck off
>asks for pyjamas once we're back at mine
>tells me i'm not getting any action so i'd better not try anything
>i smoke a spliff and try to go to sleep
>she gets really shitty with me when i don't try anything
>end up having a bit of a cuddle, she gets her tits out, no sex or even kissing though
>slags off my flat the next morning
>has a go at me about almost everything
>asks for a lift to the station
>i drive her, she won't talk to me
>she gets home, texts me and asks me if we can do it again sometime, we'll have sex next time etc
i said no lads. fancy her so much but she's fucking mental. properly regretting it.

i know a guy who has slept with over 100 people, its easy just be [spoiler]gay[/spoiler]

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wonder if she got arrested for being a part of a terrorist organisation

what size bubblyjock could you get for a christmas tenner

I love Bulgaria too!

theory: /brit/runts are either severly malnourished or obese as fuck

(excluding me for obvious reasons)

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i'm skiiny fat @ super ugly/short

Just matched with a really attractive Swedish girl on Tinder but I'm not going to message her so that's the end of that.

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Disgusting paki eyes

Absolutely despise my mongy Bolton accent
Twenty years of having to listen to other cunts with it too, tempted to do a 'cide

Would've walked out the minute she insulted my clothes

Shan't be reading this unless you can condense it to less than three lines.

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sounds like she walked all over you

>When I was a primary school kid i was always aiming to get into a great secondary school (private + bursary)
>By the time I did GCSEs I was already thinking about which Uni I would go to
>At A level I was already considering my PhD
>At Uni I was thinking about my Post-doctoral work
>In my Masters I was thinking about becoming a professor

It's about that point I realised I no longer wanted to live my life 10 years in the future, and miss out on my 20s. I dropped the fuck out of Uni and it was the best thing I ever did. I'm glad I arrived early, I wish I'd made more of my childhood, but I was always working on my revision and my studies, the adults told me I was a good kid, going far, but really I was being cheated out of the best years of my life.

>Bolton accent

>not holding her down and shagging her silly when she gets pissy at you for not trying anything

What are you doing lad, she clearly wants a man who will give her a good seeing to, do that and generally be more dominant and she will immediately be less shitty

ulster scots aren't irish and need to get the fuck off the emerald isle

>leaf didn't read my post
good

>Gallipoli

>people call me a normie even though i'm 18 and have only had 2 girlfriends

screeching screaming and howling

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That's fairly normal lad

freak

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cat snores like one of these

sorry was I asking you?

the bolton accent in a nutshell

>gfist
>G Fist

Sounds like a gay porn star

HOLY FUCK GETT OFF THIS WEBSITE YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM

fuck off you revolting loathsome cunt

cooking up the christmas schnuddelhong

really like the finnish language

why waste your time?
awful

FUCK OFF

18 and had 0 gf's

only if you're thick
Because if you're not thick you realise the way to success as a northerner is by bullying southern nonces into doing what you want, they're all spineless

You're like those fit girls who post on /r/amiugly

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

crossed my mind lad but she's a militant feminist who works with domestic abuse victims. seemed risky.

fat girl in work broke another chair and she has to get a special reinforced one. would love to be in the awkward meeting she's told that desu

I have the opposite experience. Loads of great times but all I have is 8 GCSEs and a minimum wage dead end job haha

>hating Based Moon
What a nigger. I will fight him.

and then she decides to call you out for raping her because shes mental and just decides to on a whim. great idea bro!

22 and I'm in the same boat

if i enjoyed the moment - it'd just be me eating nice food and wankign myself off to the internet daily.

better to feel productive for a future aim for me.

radical (you) collecting

22, only had 1 proper gf but my willy has been in 11 different fannies

not a normie because I've only had one gf and I lost my virginity at 23

enjoy smelling lads bellends. love the skippy ones.

Runt life.

no excuses you melt, NO girl who acts like that doesn't want you to put your wilkins in her

>tfw never visited by the christmas goat

cuckio

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smell mine x

Any tinder lads in?

How does it work? Do people know when I've liked them? Is there a like limit? What should i put in my bio?

me 22 also
mine penise been in 32