What is Spanish culture like? Do they eat tacos? Do they celebrate cinco de mayo?

What is Spanish culture like? Do they eat tacos? Do they celebrate cinco de mayo?

no

we jump babies, throw tomatos and cry for independency, and all that before siesta.

yes

Why are americans so stupid

>Do they eat tacos?
yes
>Do they celebrate cinco de mayo?
yes

*dances flamenco*
ayo hol up
*runs away from bull*
so you be sayin
*has a nap*
we wuz mexicans?

they have real madrid and barcelona, a and catalunia

Average American

Yes

Andale andale!

Why do they try to hurt the cow :(

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Why is portugal still a country? Wtf spain? Is it portuguese woman smell that keeps spain from anexing them?

Yes also Speedy Gonzales was inspired on them

Mexico BTFO

to make prime steakes in dia de los muertos and listen to reggeaton while you eat.

Haha nice

we have a saying in Portuguese, the desert follows the moor

portuguese are too cute
do NOT ever bully portuGALS

no, it's their moustache that keeps us away.

They tried many times and the portuguese fought back. It wasn´t worth it

>mfw northerner
>can barely deal with the heatness in most of spain
>only feel "at home" in northermost spain and upper half of portugal
abaixo do douro, tudo mouro

what?

what have you done, i can't see it!!!

>dia de LOS muertos
Foreigners out of my colony

>dia de los muertos
>not spanish

pic Juan

What's the relationship like between Mexico and Spain? Is it mostly friendly like between USA and UK?

Delet

None of your business

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It's called día de muertos, not de los muertos, filthy nortaca
I'd say it's mostly positive, but some dumbasses will call you "malinchista" if you say anything remotely nice about spen

Halicians are swarthy and moored as hell

Perfidious Albion

Hail satan

Getting horned by bulls

Also...

We all eat tacos and celebrate 5 de mayo, not just them

>It's called día de muertos, not de los muertos, filthy nortaca

it's ours, we name it, it's the rules.

DELET THIS NAO

Mexicans are total bros. They saved thousands of Spanish refugees in the civil war.

Mexico is our first line for invading the USA, their sacrifice will be noticed.

"Saved"

>Be the country that invented tacos
>We don't have taco bell

WTF?!?!?!

They're the same as Mexico, but with better fútbol.
>some dumbasses will call you "malinchista" if you say anything remotely nice about spen
Really? I've never known someone that has something against Spain irl

>the reclamation is going along nicely
feels good senpai

The eternal chairo...
It goes something like this:
>Spain destroyed Mexican culture!
>no, they didn't Mexican culture is half Spanish, half amerindian
>fucking malinchista REEEE

sutile

soon we will expel the gringos from our rightful lands abuelo

>implying we won't assimilate them into burger culture

>Bhutan
lolwat

Gibraltar

Yes, we also wear funny sombreros and scream andele

POORTUGUESE ANCHOR BABIES

or "Why the traditional colours of Portugal are blue and Spain's are yellow"