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>Hackers only raise my power level
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Wake up. All of the BBC presenters are trannies.
tinder lad from yesterday.
sent the girl the message:
"My time with my tinder match had come to an end. During our time together i learned about the highs and the lows of text-based internet dating. What had started as a journey into the fun and optimism of tinder, had become a poignant investigation into its disappointments. I started to wonder whether a format based on swiping according to your first impression could actually lead to sustainable romantic experiences. Although many of the people I met on this journey still swore by tinder, the picture I was presented with was one of painful trial and error, with increasingly more error. I suspect they too had their own doubts."..
despise this creature
would smash her head in with a hammer
mummy esdeath
looks better
anime
r8 me lads
imagine being the sort of twat that votes tory
would shatter your jaw you fucking nonce
reported you to the met buddy
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Why did they all have to die?
pentobarbital
I think the schizo who made that needs to take his meds
>imagine being the sort of twat that votes tory
>would shatter your jaw you fucking nonce
Windows XP on a Dell with an LCD monitor
come at me hackers
poor lad. you should send him to /r9k/ for some reeducation tbx.
>Black Lightning managed to get a TV show before Green Lantern
Why?
Christ what a dark picture
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
idk lad but mummy esdeath lives on in my heart
>The beebs ugly cunt presenters are driving people actually insane
>before Green Lantern
But you can't top GL: TAS, so why bother?
i only knew active tory supporter in my life. he used to spend money really frivolously - like buying tons of overpriced merchandise and really random shit. he used to never do any drugs, and said that drugs SHOULD be fully illegal. but he'd get really drunk. he used to say inequality is not a problem in society, and that he was jealous of how americans go around in american flag clothing and were jingoistic.
can't say i empathise with these standpoints
i'm pickle riiiiiick
Lib dems? Yeah, I'm voting for them. What of it?
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>he thinks this is a biological woman
vote LD for weed
what do you actually get from voting tory?
tried to convince the women at work that marriage is stupid but most of them weren't having it. only a couple of divorced ones agreed but the married ones were desperate to cling to the delusion that their marriage is solid and their husbands have never cheated.
I think Green Lantern is visually impossible to adapt at least for live action, one of the reasons the first movie failed.
lads?
its cute but i dont think anyone on tinder would recognise it as a louis theroux reference -- posts like that are more of a /brit/ or general Sup Forums thing
You think this is a woman? Look at her jaw. Every single one is a tranny
you better not come my endz
less you voting lib dems
You leave my geordiefu alone you abo cunt
poor boy at work was trying to convince me and the birds that marriage is stupid
hope he finds someone one day
just became an official tory, lads
a member of the conversative party
it's quite empowering
England, my dearest and closest acquaintance, I was always fond of you. But your banter gave me a heart attack, and now I'm dead. This is my lawyer writing in post-mortem.
this guy is funny
reminder that superhumans exist
You're not a real Tory until you post a pic doing the power stance
you missed the story;
basically yesterday i matched some girl with a louis theroux reference so i did my pick up line based on that - eventually she stopped replying when i was trying to get her to come on a date with me - so i sent her this.
hope all tories die
They will eventually, just like all the Lib Dems, Labours and Whigs
t. rasheed
I knew only one guy that voted tory while I lived in Britain. He was always a very reasonable and pleasant dude, but he could never make a proper argument as to why he votes tory. As far as I could tell the only opinions he actually has is that Labour and feminists are cancer.
Not sure why disliking Labour should mean voting Tory only.
Painted the neighbours railings without asking them and they told me off
>Under the Zimbabwe's new constitution, Banana became the first president in 1980. In 1982, a law was passed forbidding citizens from making jokes about his name.
Africa cannot be fixed, can it lads?
Ugh it's raining
alri 'sheed
>schizophrenic man believes that ugly women are trannies
hmm yes very good
thats a good line tbf
she respond?
If I was President and my name was Banana, I'd probably do the same
wtf it rains in africa?
weird
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screeching
would heem any 'ry or 'ur voter, as i am a 'ical 'rist
just watched 100 cara webms
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
Any particular reason, or did you just feel too tired to cut yourself today?
Every single one is a tranny. Seriously wake the fuck up. Bbc. Even the initials stand for something fucked up.
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never post this again
YES WE CAN
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how the fuck did they not die
sick of these grime artists backing labour. black people like welfare we get it
might book a couple of nights in the hyatt in birmingham and take some acid
hate pakis
any radical centrists in?
>welfare
FOY
I know I was there yesterday xx
ah yes the tolerant left
shadilay to all my fellow kekistanis
im having a sunday roast on a monday. what am i like
The BBC expect me to believe this is a woman?? Haha don't make me fucking laugh. Are there even any photos of him when he was young? I expect not. Convenient.
might have a so-called date on friday
very good post
pakistan? love it
islam? follow it
caliphate? restore it
pints? HATE 'em
what? bawth?
In flu camp lads
Wish i got pozzed instead
did a thread out of curiosity
saw one of those conservative wenches on twitter (it was the pretty one - Alisha or some shit) going off about how much she loved China and how Tibet were ungrateful cunts.
Lefties are quite damaged in the head.
>welfare
shut up you wannabee yank runt. bet you refer to left wing people as 'liberals' too you spacker
They're wiping it in our faces. The evil scum. How can they get away with this.
much more aggravated by misused words than death threats
how would they not afford treatment? nhs is free
>raised to be left wing
is that actually a thing?
I assumed that people are taught certain values and they're free to determine where they lye on the political spectrum based on those values
not, "we are left wing, therefore we do things this way"
did she just word that badly or is that what she meant?
70 pine street mentioned
the implication is that the tories will privatise the nhs and people won't be able to afford things
Her hairline is even receding. The BBC must think I'm a fucking idiotic fool.
imagine the feeling of your dick flopping about on her back as she runs around the office. UNGGGGGG
unemployed
most people in this country are raised to be left wing via indoctrination and conditioning through schools
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