Be american

>Be american
>Suck a fucking cock
LOL

Good thread

>Be american
>live in the USA
>call yourself "american" instead of "united statian"

Green card got denied, did it?

>Americans microwave their dicks

>be american
>get shot

>be american
>be obese

dumb weeb

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>Visiting Italy
>People ask where I'm visiting from
>Remember Sup Forums being autistic about America
>Say United States
>Multiple people are slightly puzzled
>German has no idea wtf I mean
>Say America
>Instantly get it