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Canadian Cooking Show Edition

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bacooooon xD

gunna go window shopping at some gun stores
hope i don't get 'boon'd

*starts coughing violently*

>celebrity roasts
>american """humor"""

cum is dead.
now i'm off for real this time

also
>when someone complains about student loans near me

would like a roast of brendan fraser Tbh

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gross

I've never seen a black person smack their lips

bf and I at the beach

BBRRRAAAPPT

I HAVE SCREAMED UNTIL MY VEINS COLLAPSED
I'VE WAITED LAST, MY TIME'S ELAPSED
NOW, ALL I DO IS LIVE WITH SO MUCH FATE
I'VE WISHED FOR THIS, I'VE BITCHED AT THAT
I'VE LEFT BEHIND THIS LITTLE FACT:
YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT YOU DID NOT CREATE
I'VE GOTTA SAY WHAT I'VE GOTTA SAY
AND THEN I SWEAR I'LL GO AWAY
BUT I CAN'T PROMISE YOU'LL ENJOY THE NOISE
I GUESS I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST
MY FUTURE SEEMS LIKE ONE BIG PAST
YOU'RE LEFT WITH ME 'CAUSE YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON,
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

There are several ways to save Western civilization and they all involve eradication of the Jews.

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this thread is 25 minutes old. ridiculous honestly

made a 'brella

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youtube.com/watch?v=ybJC49JIIsc

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tets

tits

Hey, senpai, can you
explain my intense need for
a clownfish?

im a fan

>Amerisouths

maybe we'll break 40 posts by the time the thread is an hour old huh boys

make hockey great again

Isn't rain, like, the
prettiest thing ever?
I mean, besides me?

uhhh, i guess?.....

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rip cum

so who killed cum

Traps are gay

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Is someone lurking but not posting?

hi

Have to go pick up some lube buds

Hello. I've been lurking for 1 minute.

*combo break*

What is your honest opinion (no lying) on the Gwaii Haanas National Park?

never heard of it

My mom wants to meet the gf, buds.

No opinion because I don't know it.

Do you have the gf?

just found this ruthlessly hilarious gif, bros

I think it's great

Yes
roflcopter

Will you introduce her to your parents?

Unlikely under the current circumstances.

Reminder that it isn't a gf if it has a dick

Spend a couple of hours finding out everything you can about it and then report back to me.

Please elaborate.

no

Please

Post troll science

Do you want to tell us about the circumstances?

Don't really see my relationship with her going anywhere desu.

Hockey game tonight...who's going to win?

Ducks play tomorrow.

Just because a woman has a feminine penis doesn't mean she's less of a woman that doesn't have one

shall reckon the guy at tthe homoeless was an old hs friend

You can cum without having an orgasm

Hockey game tonight...who's going to win? XD

I've posted a photo of my girlfriend before in this very general. Stop projecting your homosexuality on to me.

>showing dogface to your mom
baka

Dogface is Arizona's girlfriend, not mine.

>Spend a couple of hours finding out everything you can about it
>couple of hours
I am too listless for this.

OK.

I don't agree. Also what if a gf(male) has a masculine penis?

If a girl has a masculine penis then it's a man. It's simple

>so it says here you don't like to post bebi.... care to explain that?

One of my biggest regrets is not going out with girls that liked me so much they talked to me first because i was a sperg

bebi

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Wish I was your gf

NEVAH FUHGET THE 20,000!

shut up!!
don't use that voice!

my biggest regret is not telling sperg girls to leave me alone. they all liked me because I was the only guy who was nice to them but really I hated them and was just being polite

hello americans can you help me
I want to become real nigga
Can you tell me how can i do this?

The solution is to be rude to them. Worked for me.

Game 7 tonight fools

*rudes at you*

Listen to Eminem

ONLY the songs from before 2006, he was a real nigger then

*calls your gf a cuck*

vocaroo.com/i/s0SSNm5Nvpfl

okay, what then?

gee your computer is loud adjust your fan speed

Kill yourself then for being a wigger

:3

>europeans consider this a "country"

It's the microphone built into the computer

I tried but I would just feel bad.

Don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.

Don't. I used to make fun of fat girls in high school.

>why yes, i shall blameless on that person on a hobo

youtu.be/Fkqg6HE888A

>brits

You are right this is rightful Swedish soil.

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>hawaiian
ah, yes

Also giving girls false hope is worse than just telling them out right.

Wow, now I know why we hate whitey