/carib/ thread

ITT people of the caribbean region shitpost about caribbean stuff. Tourists are welcome.

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radio.garden/live/oranjestad/radio-latina-92-3-fm/
youtu.be/xwnVd6htH7A
youtu.be/rw1ZJlJYTbc
youtu.be/cNLJrTJWWy4
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>Sunset VSR is the best rum
>Trinidad has the best women but not necessarily the most faithful
>Grenada is spooky
>I recently made a deal that if I am not married and my friend isn't married by 35 we would get married and I'd be a house husband

I like this blogpost.

>house husband


What a cuck. Sad!

Win-win situation

Post /carib/ memes

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Pretty comfy if you ask me

She is on the fast track Nurology path
>Wew lads I might be a bitch boi for here but I would be a well off bitch boi

We are all chronic alcoholics, with crippling depression

Sounds comfy

trips

What do black Caribbean angels think about Norwegians?

Are you a qt viking?

>white
>rich
So pretty highly

Nothing

>Sunset VSR is the best rum
Fuck no.

RARE
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t. Newfag

Hey man, haven't heard from you in a while.

RARE
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I've been playing way too much FFXIV for my own good.
And with the new expansion coming things will get worse.

Don't start playing mmos you guys.

You gotta snap out of it.

I know but it's hard, it's like an addiction you know?

Cold turkey senpai.

Now now, at least let him finish his game.

No.

Oh look, excuses.

Where.

Oh I tried that already, but it actually just make things worse.
Especially since most of my social life turn around the game nowadays (I got some of my friends to play with me and they're stuck too)

It's super hard and rare to get but if you can get a bottle one day come to me and try it out.


I gotta go grab some mangos before the night get down completely, peace out!

favorite /carib/ drinks?

>pic related

If we're talking cocktails then probably a green iguana or Aruba ariba.

There.
I wish I could help you. :^(

Pic related.

Rum
It kills the bad feels within myself

I really need a black angel. I'm the more chinky type of Scandinavian though.

A brave Finno-Mongolian warrior?

Cool drinks. Meanwhile, all I drink here is beer and wine.

I'm not Finnish, I'm Scanian.

Make them at home my man, you have liquor stores where you're from right?

Cuba libre

>all I drink here is beer and wine.
pleb

mojito is one of my favs but the sugar kills muh gains :/

>be rich
>be white
>go tow the caribbean

You already possess two of the three traits needed for a Caribbean
qt

I'm not rich though, I only make 20000€ a year, and that's before taxes.

Sure, I will try it during summer.
/fit/ get out

Is there a big difference? Who cares.

You're missing out.

What about ouzo(?)

I don't like ouzo, it has a weird taste.

>Is there a big difference? Who cares.

Racist.

Is living in The Caribbean as much like a real-life science fiction novel/movie as I think it is?

>Each island has a different culture and dialect
>Can travel between most of them by boat within hours
>Countless adventures in the high seas and the port cities between them

It's the closest people on Earth can get to owning a spaceship and hopping between different planets like in Star Wars or other space Westerns, isn't it?

are you fat?
gross

dont listen to this faggot, ouzo is great
it is also nice with sour cherry juice

No you dingleberry.

This means you make 100K XCD which is good enough

First two are sort of correct
last one is really wrong

I think I'll try it out myself so I can judge.

t. Payaso

A big resounding NO to everything minus the different cultures bit.

Is it? That's a relief. Any food that goes with it? There are no Greek restaurants here. This must be rectified.

ouzo is nice with sea food
some of my favs are clams, squid, octopus and crab

if I move there and make a greek restaurant, would it be a success?

I guess I'll have to check out the Caribbean sometime soon then. Any advice on where and what I should do?

No, I'm not fat, but I'm not fit either.
Also, I said that I don't like ouzo, not that ouzo is shit.

Yes
Yes
Kinda
What would you like to do when you get here

you should start lifting

Uh, meet cute girls I guess.

Nah, let's start a business in Aruba.

t. Mime.

Thanks for the advice.

>success
With patience and good advertisement? Hell yes. You'd be the first legit one.

*smokes in French*

I knew you reminded me of somebody, very qt.

I'm not French.

You have the same style behaviour as Shoshanna though.

I haven't watched the movie yet.

Check it out then.

Now on my to do list.

Cross out Aruba

Why?

We're not known for our beauty.

Stop saying tourists are welcome
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like this

Don't you have to be a shithole somewhere else?

That's not a drink, just a spirit

You fucking wish

Haiti

>That's not a drink, just a spirit
The arbitrary difference is ?

Fuck, how do you guys deal with the humidity and high temperatures?? It must be hell in earth to live there on thw whole year...

>20000€
Just be confident mate you'll be fine

Cold drinks and air conditioning.

what range of tempreture do you find comfortable?

Light breathable fabrics

Somewhere between 25°C to 35°C.

which is the whitest carib country?

Interesting. You're shifted about five °C warmer than what I like. I guess that's what growing up in a tropical climate does

Haiti

We get used to it.

Aruba or Puerto Rico

I will spread the message of Muhamed peace be upon him to my Caribbean brothers inshallah

>t.Somali

What do carib people do all day aside from beaches and drinks?

bump

Go to work, watch tv.

Do you have any streaming caribbean channels? I'm actually curious

I think telearuba streams online if you want to check it out.

Thanks man! Idk why it doesn't work for me tho
telearuba.aw/live-stream/

prende un fili que yo quiero fumar
los guardias a mi me lo pueden mamamamamar
prende un fili que yo quiero fumar
los guardias a mi me lo pueden mamamamamar

original si soy yo, soy yo ande soy yo
original si soy yo watch this
original si soy yo, soy yo ande soy yo
original si soy yo watch this

You can always try a radiostation on one of the islands.
radio.garden/live/oranjestad/radio-latina-92-3-fm/

It's been 3 weeks since I last left my house and I feel better then ever.

How are my crabmens doing?

people still watch tv in 2k17?

this are some deep lyrics brodel.

Rooble shut the hell up.

>Bruja
Begone, witch!

Do you know the song?

Probably. I'd have to hear the actual song to actually remember. But I've probably heard it before.

Haiti
Promiscuity is popular, also boating.
I'll never give up:liqour, bacon and whoring about.

>Promiscuity
>boating

Ok, i'm jealous now.

youtu.be/xwnVd6htH7A

Is there an uncensored version?

I don't think that's healthy

Only in the whole mix at minute 17:50
youtu.be/rw1ZJlJYTbc
Also my favorite from the same album.
youtu.be/cNLJrTJWWy4