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timothy james farron edition

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milkman

oh god what have you done

vote for corbyn

twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/864250473179738112

work in 9hrs

sophie

sinner

want to perform cunnilingus on her mouth

TOOK some sugar-free candies
bout to have a SHART

timothy james pool

tim is a schizophrenic idiot

you think darkness is your ally

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>wah wah my brain doesn't work gib benefits pls

it's quite a nice gimmick of his but here he's an absolute madman

being unemployed is worse than hating your job

twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/864082397855350788 bit cruel

>posts picture of a book he hasn't read to refute medical consensus

hmmm, more..

need a qt gf to cuddle

lad, your taking a dangerous step outside the world of memes and fun into the world of reality, drudgery and consequences. If your gonna commit go all the way. For Tim.

Honestly can't tell if this is some shitty bait or you're genuinely this much of a thick cunt

Might go to Tim's house and bang loudly on his door and tell him we're taking him away.

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what if she's a dentist agent

why

Business idea:

I have read it though. I read a book a week. Get on my level.

I texted Tim's neighbor but the call didn't fail.

the most accurate post description ive seen on /brit/

haha had you going there

Whats that subreddit with the funny Chinese reviews or whatever

NOT a fan

lots of people do that it isn't all that impressive

been looking for this for months ty

Got my performance development review at work in the morning, lads.

there is no such thing as mental illness

mental illness unironically doesn't exist as a concept outside of academia but the unwashed masses will eat it up anyway because it provides a welcome solution for the utter state of their miserable and unimportant "lives"

@74896254
Probably for the best.

mong

please do

i've been waiting for some lad here to do that

imagine if some absolute madman sent tim drugs via the darknet

Move to Alaska/Kawaii

should've known you had literally zero balls

bit disappointing desu

depression is a choice

You don't. Fuck off bluepilled little twat.

just realized Mark Zuckerberg is the Facebook equivalent to Hideki Tojo

seems like this was worth more effort than the measly amount of you's it garnered for you

genuinely hope you're happy

good business idea

might text this bint "destroy, die, attack"

youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

It's not a 9 its a 0

07845*0*38107

Also not sure about the last 8, could be a 0 or a 6.

itv.com/news/2017-05-15/moors-murderer-ian-brady-dead-at-age-79/

the end of an era lads

vocaroo.com/i/s1W0NWwUcwtz

Tim's number is online on one of his acting profiles. It rings as well so it's not an old one. Surprised nobody has actually bothered to text him desu.

why would tim have his neighbours phone number?

bit weird

redpill me on tims neighbour lads

>Fuck off bluepilled little twat.

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/864246329052213248
no it's a 9

It's over lads, Drumpf is FINISHED

Typical Top Gear joke:
>Clarkson: Yanks are fat
>Clarkson: *frowns and looks around at the audience*
>audience begins roaring with laughter

was fonder of the shogunate than the imperial family tbqh

*dissects a cancer patient*
he's full of tumours, jim

*dissects a "depression" patient*
i can't see anything wrong here jim

how do I get a hairy gf?

listening to some fashwave

It's the right number
It's a PAYG sim with no credit on it

"when challenged the low intelligence male resorts to outbursts aggression and anger as a show of force, he is yet to realise that such displays are futile when performed over the medium known as "internet""

>twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/864246329052213248

oh fuck me get the texts out lads

Alri Chris don't get jealous

;0)

calm down tubby

;0)

someone message tims neighbour with

>Don't mess with me, Cheryl.

How can the "mind" get sick?

You mean you've just labelled socially undesirable behaviour as an "illness"? Ah right.

creasing

christ his head is thin

sneaky

Clarkson isn't funny, you have to be a retard to find him entertaining

is tim's neighbour selling because of his singing?

Oh fuck that show was so bad.

>Tim keeps his bluetooth on for no particular reason
Absolute mong

you lads are gonna end up driving tim to violently lash out

Why are British women so much better looking than the men?

i fucking would

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What's she done to deserve harassment? Sounds like she has real life things to think about

>'ve just labelled socially undesirable behaviour as an "illness
This is quite literally it. In the DSM-5 it literally admits that illness may be culturally biased. There may be some roots of illness in the brain, but that isn't ever used as a criteria for diagnosis.

why do you think he's trying to get to the land of the second amendment

nobody said he was an intelligent paranoid schizophrenic

the brain is just another organ

are you claiming its beyond illness?

are you stupid or something?

Fuck off BBC

probably
further proving my theory that he's not schizophrenic and is actually just a moron

dont text tim you spastic mong

just a laugh mate innit

He plays his backing tracks through Bluetooth when he does his singing videos and he probably does it all fucking day even when not recording

Clarkson looks so fucking weird at every age

Whats wrong with him. He looks like a fucking alien posing as a human

Brain disorder is known to contribute to many personality disorders (overreactive Amygdala for BPD) but your brain isn't ever actually scanned when they diagnose.

is cheryl now the high wycombe vinay?

in all honesty, you just shouldn't talk to schizos because their shit brains can turn against you at any time

not buying timothy's "mental illness" shtick, he's evidently playing the long game for an eventual patreon account reveal to augment his finances, which would be in a dire state due to his reliance on bennies