ITT: Sup Forums in 1996

ITT: Sup Forums in 1996

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>tfw in womb
I have a feeling that's the last time I'm anywhere close to female genitalia

> inb4 posts about birth

too late Sup Forums reveals their underage-ness

so poor we dont even have a fridge

>he pretends he forgot 1996 was 29 years ago

I'm 21.
I wish to be underage.

*sell weapons to croatia*

>tfw America will only be Great for a few more years

We chase misprinted lies
We face the path of time
And yet I fight
And yet I fight
This battle all alone
No one to cry to
No place to call home

Oooh...Oooh...
Oooh...Oooh...

My gift of self is raped
My privacy is raked
And yet I find
And yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I can't be my own
I'd feel better dead

Oooh...Oooh...
Oooh...Oooh...

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how are you guys enjoying capitalism?

I am born :DDDD

I've gotten the hang of this walking thing. Been at it for a quarter of my life now. Sometimes I spice things up and throw a jump in there. I like to see how far I can leap from one place to the next. Mom trys to act like she doesn't recognize me as a very very fast runner. Mario the red jumping man is cool. Sonic the blue running man is cool. Link the green sword man is cool.

>be in kindergarten
>get b&

I taped the new Simpsons last night and haven't gotten around to watching it yet. Guess they'll end the show in another season or two.

I fucking hate usenet.

Damn, Hong Kong is going to be taken back by China. I am going to move to Canada now.

Read some archived posts on rec.games.video.nintendo. It was exactly as bad as Sup Forums.

Judging by the looks of things, Taiwan soon as well. World War III may be upon us.

*plays diablo 24/7*

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I'm playing Sonic 3 when I should be doing math homework. You can have 3 fucking save files, the future is now

OH GOD, ALANIS MORISSETTE SUCKS

good song

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economic meltdown the following year

Goodnight, old man Bob.

Oh when I hadn't lost my hopes and dreams

> Tfw coolest guy in the Kindergarten

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Feel the raw power of my Pentium PC with 16MB of memory and a one fucking gigabyte hard disk.

>mfw a PeeCee dweeb wanked off to his DOS-based piece of shit Windoze OS near me

About to be born lads, really exciting time.

Since Apple will cease to exist in a year, you're not gonna be wanking to anything but a PC.

Exactly.

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This was definitely not played over the sound system at Macy's like Celine Dion was.

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Welp, it's over. Metallica officially sold out and became generic buttrock. Time to burn my Metal Up Your Ass T-shirt.

sup guys reporting from mama's womb

>tfw no internet to shitpost

Nope, you're poor and we just recently established diplomatic ties/removed the trade embargo on Vietnam.

I was conceived on December of 1996

I'm just a kid but the future seems great. I bet I'm going to have a wife, children, a good job and a home by the time I'm in my mid 20s.

And then Bill Clinton remembered he was up for reelection and had to act tough, so he sent the US 7th Fleet out there, China spilled their spaghetti, and all was well again. :^)

>yfw you don't live in Russia or the Balkans
I am ok with this.

I'm laughing so hard at that Simpsons episode they did about us last season. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ebic.

Gwan back to jerking it to Kylie Minogue.

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I love 90s chick singers. They all sound like they're having an orgasm in mid-song.

She was taking a break in 95-96 so nothing out during this time.

Hows about something more manly?

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I'm telling you man, his wife is just as presidential material as him. She'll win big like twenty years later.

Put down the moonshine jug there, Cletus.

Pantera, Looney Toons T-shirts, WWF, Sega games. All the essential elements of the 90s white trash lifestyle. I know, I grew up among them. It was tough being the sole guardians of high culture in the neighborhood.

I hope you are all ready to die in 4 years,
the bug of the year 2000 won't spare anyone,
Should I buy a bunker or am I fucked anyway?

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Yay, old man Clapton's back on the charts.

Dude, eurobeat is the SHIT!

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It's a music thread, then.
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>Hmm, a cup of coffee is 2000 Lev, ill order one
>Ok, time to pay the bill 20 minutes later
>Oh, its 5000 Lev now
Hyperinflation is a hell of a drug.

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Gabidalizm! :DDD

Sorry, Fenlan, I don't have a tribute for you.
Was too busy watching russian TV.

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DON'T SPEAK
I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

Whats that .gif from? I dont remember this happening and google gives me nothing.

Just found an interview with Zhivkov that briefly shows their sponsor Queen Juice. I think there was one where he drank it himself. Kinda amused me.
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Huh, cool.

Didn't Zhivkov admit in his later years that communism was a bunch of bullshit? I remember reading that somewhere.

At least the shops actually have coffee in them now. :^)

>no Brits around
There goes that killer Oasis joke I was going to make.

You are joking, but for a long time the only "coffee"available was made from this thing in the pic. In english its callled wild endive apparently.
It has a million health benefits but it tastes like ass.

Aw man, I miss when rock was fun shit like Motley Crue and Van Halen. All this Nine Inch Nails/Korn/Smashing Pumpkins stuff is nothing but depressing whinefests.

RHCP were fun until they got that fucker from Jane's Addiction. Shame, I used to think they were cool.

*borns*

Oh man, Crash bandicoot looks great! Can't wait to buy it burned for 5000 lire (2.5€)
Wow, they just released cell phones here in Italy! Future looks great so far, i'm gonna marry, have beautiful kids, a stable and wealthy job that will ensure me a future in my own country, i won't even need university!

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That reminds me of when my brother came back from a trip round Asia with about 100 different pirated PlayStation games in 2000. 7 year old me was in heaven.

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anthony is a lithuanian american!

Had the same feeling when my uncle gave me a disc with all mame games still in DOS back in 2001 (i think).
Played sunset riders and altered beasts on my sister's pc like a maniac

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Whaoh guys check out this new meme

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Only two years until the worst year in music history(1998)

Yeah 98 was pretty boring for the most part. Not a lot of interesting music out that year.

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What's a maymay?

I was born in 1996.

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Live Through This came out in April 94, but this wasn't released as a single until the very end of 1995 and would have been on the charts in early 96.

Fuck you guys for reminding me of 90s rawk. God, that shit was so cringeworthy. And I used to think it was cool when I was a suicidal angsty 15 year old. Now I put on an Alice In Chains or whatever song and think "What the fuck is this?"

>its the 90s and its a jungle out there

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Internet looks like a very filthy place

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>tfw still a twinkle in My dad's eye

I BELIIIEVE I CAN FLYY

God-tier album

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