Polish colonisation edition
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might make some egg mayo sammies x
The dankest timeline is the one where Ruth Davidson - propelled by meme magic - becomes Tory party leader, wins a landslide General Election victory, and rides into Parliament on a quad bike.
A Catholic, a Buddhist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. "Oh, we Catholics have the best spiritual leader. Our Pope, he is the best Pope. He believes that we should help the poor and heal the sick. We have such a good Pope". The Buddist retorts "Well, our Dalai Lama preaches selflessness and non-attachment. This yellow robe on my back? If you were cold, I would give it to you. Our Dalai Lama teaches us to be most selfless". The Muslim joins in "We Muslims? Our Muhammad told us not to kill". The Catholic and the Buddhist nod along. "Unless they be non-believers". "And we must give 2.5% per annum to charity". The Catholic and the Buddhist nod along. "For our fellow Muslims so we may be plentiful and mighty". Now the Catholic and the Buddhist are visibly upset. "And what of the non-Muslim"? The Muslim continues "They must convert or pay the subjugation tax". The Buddhist says to the Muslim "does that not seem oppressive"? The Muslim responds "Only if you are in the lands in which we rule, or the lands in which we reside, or the lands in which we are in the process of conquering". The Catholic and the Buddhist snap back slightly jostled "Ah, so that's how you get so many followers"....
hmmmmm
Kinda sucks I'll never be able to date a NZ poster irl
Meeting the gf's family for lunch on Saturday...Any tips lads?
on the train
me outside the train with my phone
>Macron's answer to "who is your favouritr composer"
>a refined, infinetely more cultured Patrick Bateman
>only disgusting beta prole losers can hate this guy
>win10 update
>these programs must be uninstalled for we can continue:
>utorrent
Attachment
I think the French already had it out with the aristocrats
be yourself
Not keen on thailad
not bent enough sorry
>2017
>still torrenting
It's doing you a favour, utorrent is spyware reporting back to the RIAA. Use qbittorrent
>not bent enough sorry
think you mean hetero sweetie
gays wouldnt touch poleaboo x
SHART
it was like a ten year old version that i never use
i really do produce a lot of saliva when brushing my teeth
if i ever spat in someones face id deal a mighty blow and possibly blind em
amer: i am your usual tormentor
post face
>on windows 10
hot
Yeah but the only despicable thing with aristocracy is that it's inherited. Guy is a self-made based man from the prole city of Amiens. You literally can't hate this guy.
thats not me ive been busy having tea and discussing isis (in a VERY negative light)
remnant on an HDD from my old pc
>tfw did well at school/uni
>tfw got a good job with above average wages
>tfw my standard of living is low as fuck
He came from wealth and was a literal Rothschild banker.
fair
london
>Oy vey they're starting to sense something fishy
Pints?
A true hero
An Algerian, a Brit, and an Aussie meet in a brothel on the outskirts of Bangkok. "I speak not the English too well but only language important in Bangkok is $$$ and penis" says the Algerians. "And that's all you'll need. These prozzies, they'll do anything if you got angledust; aka PCP if you're a dirty fuck'n cop. I got enough PCP in my backpack to send half this brothel into a comma my Arabic friend" retorts the Brit. "Formidable! I will not die a virgin. My father shall be proud." The Aussie sets his pants on fire and does a little dance.
Not even
Moving there soon for a payrise but will again probably see my standard of living drop
Why are politicians all so ugly?
Makes you think.
radical centrists aren't
see: trudeau, macron, ossof, obama
Lost at the magic carpet
More like educated upper-middle class. His parents were medical doctors and he only got to work for Rotschild because he was good at school and charming.
Makes you think even more
Even on his own death bed Ian Brady wouldn't reveal the location of that poor boys body. Pure sinister, beyond evil.
If you vote politicians in based on how handsome and charming they are you end up with Justin Trudeau. His policies of bending over for the EU and ignoring extremism are really the issue. Alas le ship has sailed.
Found this on reddit
Got called a twat outside the UKIP headquarters.
I liked his Japan one more.
>If you vote politicians in based on how handsome and charming they are you end up with Justin Trudeau
fantastic result then
shall be making all my voting decisions based on attractiveness from now on
I once met Ian Brady at a charity do. He was incredibly down to earth, and VERY funny.
called some paki cunt a twat outside the ukip headsquaters lads
got called a bigot outside PC World
Oh look the Soros shill likes Trudeau, colour me surprised.
Can't Thailad, Algerian, and those two actual Thai-posters arrange some sort of Bangkok meet up with Fosters and Padthai?
got sold an hdmi cable at currys
animeposters are the aboriginals of Sup Forums
thoughts?
How is it that deanos have better quality of life materially than the university educated "interesting job" people?
ah yes thairorke is hysterical about soros, not surprised at all
Funny, I bought an HDMI cable at the start of my day(mid-afternoon).
That's another debate and has more to do with the media-based democracy. It goes both ways. Look at Trump elected on meme magic and giving the illusion of being a down to earth nationalist working for the people and ended up being just another globalist warmonger.
>Abloo bloo bloo the (((financial elite)))
>Vote tory btw
State of you
We should have a meetup for /brit/posters with HDMI cables. We can hold it in Ho Chi Minh City.
my ex was an upper middle middle class from staffordshire, he's like the boss at a company now
too bad he dumped me for like no reason
now he's a 30 something single gayer so i win
I'm considering organising a meet up of /brit/ posters who can roll their tongues in shanghai lads
Why would you be surprised?
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That's another debate
No alternative, show me an alternative.
I'm seeing double here: 4 Thailads!
you win what
...
Soros did nothing wrong then. The treasury's own fault for defending a stupid currency peg
The pound is better off floating freely as well
reply to me you pedophile fucks
the game
hey
Lib den
Labour
Green
Kip
Independents
Monster raving looney party
Theres a bunch. In democracy there is always an alternative. Youre ruling some of these parties out without any justification or superfluously.
Fucking surveillance sell-your-soul-to-global-finance cuck
Why do you lads love farage so much?
utorrent is trash. Install qbittorrent
>Soros did nothing wrong
I think quite a lot of people it directly affected will disagree with you on that. But that's ok, fuck the people amirite?
>a self-made based man from the prole city of Amiens.
Both his parents were doctors, don't make it sound like he comes from the bottom. Don't listen to the algerian, he's fucked in the head, worships a globalist Jew and a muslimophile nazi at the same time. Like all arabs, he's fucked in the head a little.
Do you guys see many or even any trans woman-hetero man couples around you? I have literally never seen one tbqh. Wonder what people who change their sex are expecting tbqh. Why not stick to being a gay man. Much more chances of not ending up alone.
he loves pints
I do?
Never seen it in real life. Can't imagine too many people not being grossed out at the thought of fucking a tranny.
Id date a tranny if >she was good looking and nice persona
Liking trans is not the definition of being gay.
It's not the definition of hetero either, it's something in-between.
Just like intersex would be either
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Feel bad for Tim's neighbours having to put up with his awful "music".
If he didn't do it, someone else would (as they were on that same day)
The only real damage was done by the government itself
Is Boris dare is say it, I mean dare I say it. Is he the so called "our guy"?
I would fuck Maisie so fkn hard lads, it's no fkn joke. I just want to watch as her fetal alcohol syndrome lookin face makes a perfect O around my 7inch cock
This is no pasta lids, I am serious when I say that if she was on my dick, I would spin her like a fkn dreidel
really great post
totally agree
both backwards twats what contributed nothing and should promptly fuck off now that the superior colonists are here
>Lib dem
No chance of winning, will ruin the Brexit negotiations
>Labour
Can't function as a party, can't be trusted to run a country.
>The rest
Literally 0 chance. Please be realistic.
Boris "echoed by a Chorus" Johnson is the one man in the house of Commons saying what the majority of Brits genuinely believe.
How frequent are violent abo encounters in Australia? What are they afraid of?
reading dabiq on clarionproject.org
I could easily take that moors murderer runt
boris doesnt rhyme with chorus you spastic fucking cryptoyank runt twat
It's bi and thus gay.
thumbs up
Next you'll be telling me "Matt" doesn't rhyme with "Bad" in your backwoods bogan dialect of """English""".
Just reactivated my kikebook after 4 years of inactivity and found out the girl I've had a crush on for 14 years is engaged
I think childish men are to blame for women having kids late in life
new tattoo lads do you like it?
If it makes you feel better she has probably been blacked so you're better off without her