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How are TV shows in your country like?

Here, they've gotten repetitive and stale. Pic related is a good example of that.

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Dead thread. /asean/ dead.

permemex gan

i'm gay

What's this? Bedah rumah?

Chibi Lapu-Lapu

:)

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Why the sudden shill for this shit tho?

becuz

Wouldn't bisayaball like him more?

We weren't even the "Philippines" during his time.

Awful, only watch Chinese and Korean shows

someone claimed here he was actually from Brunei,not sure if true

I've been thinking for sometime, but is today's Laos a communist version of Thailand?

Pretty much, I didn't notice much difference crossing from Isan to Laos, even the language is similar. Myanmar will probably become the best ASEAN country soon though.

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>Myanmar will probably become the best ASEAN country soon though
Probably because of Aung San Suu Kyi? I don't like the fact they are persecuting Rohingya though.

>Malaysia want Myanmar out of asean
>Myanmar say don't interfere with our affairs like good asean boy
>Malaysia protest
>Myanmar say don't intefere again because it's their affair
>Malaysia say that it's everyone affair now because they let the Rohingya escape
>Myanmar make a protest against Malaysia protest
>only 150 people
>now blaming Malaysia for not taking care of their Kachin immigrants

najib pls sit back

because Myanmar still has lots of natural resources and people are not yet degenerated by western culture
Laos is fucked and is now becoming China clay
Thailand is beyond fucked because muh king 'n shiett
Vietnam is vietnam, yu cant just trust them

Yeah, obviously very different but a bit she reminds me of Deng Xiaoping. They have much room for growing and now that they are opened, can use the natural resources for growth. I think we are done developing, relying too much on tourism and making more restrictions on the economy.

Basically constant race mixing, slut glorification, and le smart black guy shoe horned into whatever rehashed garbage the goyim will lap up.

So weaponized Judaism.

Talmudvision is trash here.

Here's what if Singapore is a ball over a triangle.

that's polendbol

I heard that aspiring contestants get passed around in the casting couch for a chance for a TV gig.

Read it on some big tabloid where a former chick claims she got dicked by dozens of guys and she did it to get into TV.

I remember how the show used to be more "authentic". Now it's just a glorified talent audition.

It never was authentic, it was part of the early """reality TV"" era in the early 00s and thought they could bank on it.

Malaysia can destroy Singapore in a day without a single boot on the ground

Yeah, but it felt less like a talent search before. Like how Kimerald and Melason were actual natural, cute relationships rather than "building and cultivating loveteams" like those Maymay and Kisses people that ABS is pushing now.

What do you think of civil society activism in the region and especially Sombath Somphone (google if you are not familiar with him)?

Calm down Naj.

We will launch rocket into Singapore

They have to because Mudgaysia can't afford a single boot

youtube.com/watch?v=XYLKb61ctz4

all time low quality

pls just check it out and you might recognize the autist performing

We will destroy singapore and raze it to the ground with rocket

Allahu akbar

how do thai people view their new king?

Didn't you guys spammed his pics sometimes ago?
Is this true Finnish™?

captcha: calle calle

subtitle pls pekka

I cannot stop laughing.

hehehe

im not gay

Hello, subjects of the gracious Queen Elizabeth II Windsor. God Save the Queen.

Someone please save me.

It seems like he has done a lot to help Laos but I don't think this activity is popular enough to have a big change, unfortunately.

Most people respect him, or would not say bad things about him, but he has not earned the love yet as the last king. Pictures around you see are still of Bhumibol.

Najib will save you from NEET lyfe son

Do people still remember his dog and the birthday party?

yank

CALLE CALLE

god save your king

kemarin ku melihatmu kau bertemu dengannya

Yeah, but the government is pushing the royal image really hard on signs and TV. Thai people really hate talking about negative things so you will never hear about it though, he seems like a cool guy.

>Thai people really hate talking about negative things so you will never hear about it though
So they fear arrest for that reason?

The thing is Thailand is a country known for having the largest amount of putschs throughout history (both successful and attempted)

Really? I heard he had tattoos on his back and threw a birthday party either for his wife or his dog (the sources seem to differ on the details). Also, apparently his plane was once impounded in Germany or something.

yao ni xiang xin wo de ai
zhi ken wei ni yong gan
aku punya ragamu tapi tidak hatimu

kwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

wo ai ni

> tfw can't get into any uni

wa ai lo

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>be tourist
>walking on the streets of bangkok
>suddenly step on a baht
>it's the king's face that got stepped
>get caught by the junta
>get tortured in investivigation
>end up in thailand prison for your entire life

>So they fear arrest for that reason?
partly, also to keep good relationships in case someone else disagrees. Also, there's differences in respecting the royal family and the junta government, which is the red and yellows thing, and the always new government, even though the Chakri dynasty has lasted for so long.

That's right, but the last king made him the crown prince so there is lots of hope. He also looks cool in the military suit.

Great Leader Duterte wanna add turkey and Mongolia in ASEAN rate his mental retardation.

theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/15/thai-man-faces-jail-insulting-kings-dog-sarcastic-internet-post

How much is the power that Thai king posses anyway? Is it purely ceremonial because of Junta?

is learning hokkien will help me get chinese malaysian gf?

No

but it'll help for marrying chink gf

Of course it is. Even without the junta, the modern monarch of Thailand exercise little to no power.

>be tourist
>walking on the streets of kuala lumpur
>while wearing yellow shirt
>suddenly get surrounded by several native bumi-putera
>*loud malaysian spewing malaysian cursing words*
>get beaten near half-to-dead

Pretty much, but Bhumibol was very powerful to keep Thai people together even if it was not official government powers, he just had so much respect.

If you fly a plane into the (Petronas) twin towers your soul will be saved in the afterlife :DDD

I see, then how about the new king? Is he able to at least maintain the same level of respect as his predecessor?

>be tourist
>walking on streets of hanoi
>while wearing "spratly islands" shirt
>suddenly phone ringing
>it's his chinese friend
>speak chinese through conversation
>people of viet know you are speaking chinese
>surrounded, get beaten by locals

>Is he able to at least maintain the same level of respect as his predecessor?
From the looks of it, hardly. I don't think he will please the people as much as Bhumibol.

Not yet, the old king was viewed like a god
Remember for most people there was no other ruling king in their lifetime, he was king for over 70 years.

>be tourist
>walking on streets of cebu city
>sudden heart strike occurred
>drink the med tablets
>too much tablets, epilepsy occurred
>get shot to death

>be tourist
>walking on streets of Vientiane
>help poor people
>go to PADETC to join with people to prepare a demonstration
>stage a protest calling for social reforms
>calls the government to release Sombath Somphone
>be disappeared never to be seen again

>be tourist
>walking on the streets of yangon
>chin is bearded, while wearing "palestine" flag shirt
>get beaten to death by local buddhist monk

>be tourist
>walking on the streets of phnom penh
>suddenly a locals approach you
>"mister mister look, all 6 10 years old, have virgin too some, cheap, can together"
>police see this
>get caught, tortured in investigation, all money lost to bribe local police

Based monks.

>be tourist
>walking on the streets of singapore
>chewing gum while waiting tour guide
>tour guide finally arrived and see him chewing gum
>get reported to police
>lost US$100 for gum fine

good flag

>be tourist
>walking on the streets of brunei
>while wearing very low shorts
>get caught by sharia police

>tour guide in singapore
deserved desu

>be tourist
>visit laos for tourism
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""tourism"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

What will happen after?

I find weird that Laos hate its royalist past even before it was colonized by the French.

macam tak kelakar je

>be tourist
>walking on the streets of jakarta
>while wearing red and white squares patterns
>get scoulded by locals. but get special treatment by police

>red and white squares patterns
What's wrong with that?

betul3

is there any better flag than this in asean?

you go to laos to buy children

Don't mind that kakus retard. That pattern is associated with Jokowi and Ahok during their campaign.

Our flag during philippines golden era

bleaching the flag

disgusting choice of colours
your current flag is much better

our flag when we were still fighting for independence

our flag when we were still fighting for independence

>Ku Klux Klan