American movies are retarded

>somebody has to visit Eastern Europe
>*scene switches to a perfectly normal neighborhood* - THE HORROR
>the bad guys always speak a generic Slavic language
>"Are you sure it's safe to drink the water here?"
>*random gypsy cameo*
>"This place isn't safe! If you go outside, you're going to get murdered! "
>*shot of an elderly lady/man walking to the store* - HOW NEFARIOUS
>"So...do you guys know actor X and Y? They're very big in America. No?" oh.. these poor, backwards people
>*old woman in full witch's regalia curses somebody*

Enough.

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Hungarian movies are non-existent.

>"you're in Bulgaria"
>*she whimpers*
>[DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
my sides are in orbit

Underworld :^)

>Hungarian movies are non-existent.
>being this much if a pleb

kys yourself, my dude

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I think it probably has something to do with decades of Cold War propaganda, anyways

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you cucks pay billions to hollywood to watch them. (not you, poor gypsies, but you get my point). so when there is demand there will be supply. people around the world are retarded.

been to eastern europe can confirm

>get out of train
>decrepit train station, empty paltform, a turd on the platform
>come out to the street, mostly empty, the wind blows and throws dirt in my face, two plastic bags are dragged on the avenue in front of me
>gypsy cameo
>hobo?/gypsy?/dead body? cameo
>stores are empty
>visit local "castle" built in an age when castles didn't have any use anymore
>the path to the castle smells of piss
>as I get closer notice that very few of the castle is actually old and that "renovations" were more than just small details here and there
>give up
>go to the fair, they sell just trash
>everything is colorful but the people all look dead inside
>old woman in witch regalia tries to sell me something
>curses me because I don't want it
>gypsy cameo

Guess the country

That's semi-accurate though, if overstated for comedic effect, depending on location. However, you won't normally run into random English-speakers on the street, and you won't be able to buy luxuries with pocket change.

Portugalia?

Would say Romania but they don't have the gibs to renovate castles
Poland?

>gypsy
hungary

Try watching Eurotrip. You might want to take a couple of haldols and wash them down with a bottle of liquor first. Or get a prefrontal lobotomy.

Brits are very often made baddies in US movies

in fact everyone else can be an ennemy

Bulgaria? Since Romania was already guessed.
Or

Once an American told me I look like an archetypical European movie villain

Nah we don't have any castles

Kek look at how they portray Slovakia
youtube.com/watch?v=1mYqY5YELd0

also Hostel

Well-dressed, perfumed and refined?

> Tarr Béla

Bahaha holy shit.

Dumb anime-poster.
That's sad.

Americans just get afraid when they see white people.

t. Mokebe Mobembe

I am greek you subhuman.