The best general edition
/brit/ + /yank/
Ciara
foy
*slowly walks over to the master window bedroom in my Barratt 2 bed semi*
*pruit igoe by Philip Glass plays softly in the distance*
*longingly stares out of the window, taking a quick look at my leased 1 series bmw*
so this... this is what it feels like, to be a winner.
shan't be making a single post in this atrocious thread
someone make a real new
makes me think
watched a telly programme about a lad that had a girlfriend. wouldn't mind experiencing that myself one day.
I like Drumpf now. I think he may be a Maoist secret agent trying to crash our empire
>The 6ft men who were members of the site were 33 per cent more likely to be contacted than a man of average height (5ft 7),
>5ft7
>average height
cute lads
>dailymail.co.uk
>'Evolutionarily speaking, one might argue that a tall man would be preferred by women because, if you follow the argument, he'll be stronger and better able to ward off physical treats to his family.'
Ah yes, the Mail
...
Nothing like an American chad.
Pure robustness and superior attitudinal fortitudr
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
fukk this thread
he's had a nightmare
someone start a thread autism war
got my daily dose already thanks x
Oh boy i fucked that up
Hate the yanks
>having to crouch down to kiss one's gf
no thanks!
>zation
Shan't.
holy fucking cringe
two birds asked me to watch their drinks and walked off into the horizon
don't think they're coming back
screeching
don't see the need to mention my height on dating/hookup sites or exaggerate it
i'm decent looking enough that i don't need to pretend to be 6'. being 5'10 and above average in looks is okay
Marcus Hausen? Not a fan
>a black loving jewish guy
>a fat cunt
>an old guy
>a cartoon frog
>saving civilization
rather chuck flaming pigs into a mosque
me having a nightmare
Sorry that I got so trashed in Limerick
he needs throwing down a well and shooting
fuck off rorke
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Marcus Hassan didn't go far enough
>When it comes to romantic partners, men and women tend to sort themselves out so that they form pairs of similar height.
>However, among married couples, women are more likely to be shorter than their husbands, if only by a few inches.'
lanklets == beta bucks for manlet bulls
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
short but good looking here
update: he needs to be hit over the head and lost somewhere
going to twat that fat schizo cunt
i tried watching molyneaux once. he was telling his version of a historical event i knew quite well and notably omitting details and then emotionally charging the stuff he was saying. never watched it again.
i watched sargon once. he kept saying he was a centrist who considers both sides but then kept shouting at pictures of feminists. never watched it again.
i watched PJW once. he has a stupid thick sound northern accent so i turned it off.
bit weird how milo yiannopoulos is basically the opposite of what an alt right person would aspire to be yet he's really popular in their scene
> being 5'10 [...] is okay
Sure it is champ, sure it is :^)
Marcus HASSAN
Starting on my new contract at Cambridge Uni on the 5th of June lads.
Seems I will end up spending one third of my salary (£1000pm) on a one bed flat, wew.
Not if I beat you to it
Getting the train to high wycombe from wakey with a cricket bat tomorrow
Rating looks without height is like judging a wine without a sniff
what will the outcome of tim's meeting with oxford health tomorrow be?
just put marcus hausen out of business
the alt right despises him
alt lite sucks his dick though
for some reason alt-righters seem to think he's cryptonite because apparently leftists can never disagree with someone if they're a homosexual.
i was the one to get bred the rorke bf is asleep
>i watched sargon once. he kept saying he was a centrist who considers both sides but then kept shouting at pictures of feminists. never watched it again.
Want to go back on tinder but I can't because I permanently deleted the 'book
ffs
There is a bit of Marcus Hausen in all of us.
he's the gay card, jew card, and "i'm not racist i fuck black guys" card all rolled into one
he's very useful for their 'cause'
Wtf i love the BBC now
youtu.be
SCREEEEEECHING
communism is worse than nazism though
alt-right/alt lite is just identity politics flipped back on its head
people like richard spencer and jared taylor openly talk about "white identity" and consciousness, pretty laughable stuff really
in terms of deaths yeah
Jeremy Corbyn? He's got my vote.
HOWLING
Not even the real Marcus Hausen you lads are gunna send him insane
for fucks sake you utter runt
I'M MARCUS HAUSEN
STOP HARASSING TIM
abandoned the drinks those girls asked me to watch for them
No, actually, workers' democracy and equality is not the same thing as genocide and oppression.
IM WATCHING YOU
omg...
>Jeremy Corbyn? He's got my vote.
Guffawing
Literally no point in sniffing wine
drank 2 cocktails that were just sitting there on a table
>genocide and oppression.
communism did more of that throughout the 20th century than nazism did in 12 years
unironically 5'6 and have an english rose gf
KEEP HARASSING TIMOTHY
THE FAT OILY NONCE NEEDS TO PAY FOR HIS CRIMES
sorry lads but this is the reality
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tim belongs in a tree
he's a nut!
what did he do
flatmate is aggressively flirting with me lads
don't want to have to fuck her
>rorke is rasheed
>sjws are the same as alt-righters
news at ten. as a centrist its fascinating but disheartening to watch.
>only get off watching repulsive looking men smashing nubile beauty queens
Guess that's a wrap for me on the sexual normalcy front
Marcus needs to comment saying he'll be outside his High Wycombe flat at exactly 12 in the afternoon tomorrow on the 17th of May 2017
>15 minutes without a text
>bliss
nvm she text while I was typing this
what on earth is this supposed to depict
sometimes i drink a beer while wanking
nonced his daughter, it's why he split up with his wife
Pics
Only to fascists and those who hate communism whatever it does.
>oily
source?
HOWLING
gym
Who's this Hausen clown?
tell her you need 15 minutes for a wank
how do I get my mate to show me his big cock
tankies are terrible excuses of human beings
90% of man-on-woman porn 2bh
I only watch lezz and POV 2bh
no, but let's just say she's not going to win many beauty competitions haha
>br*ts