You get:

You get:

>100 billion dollars
>Huge castle
>100 10/10 girls who are in love with you
>Every time you go to the grocery store you get a cart with perfect wheels that never drags to one side

..But you have to live in Bergen, Norway.

Would you?

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I would do it only for the chocotacos.

>>Every time you go to the grocery store you get a cart with perfect wheels that never drags to one side
where do I sign?

i just want one girl who loves me

I've been to Bergen. It's a nice city but a bit boring. Would of course still do it.

I don't know. The paper and ink dissolved

why the insane offer , op?

>Every time you go to the grocery store you get a cart with perfect wheels that never drags to one side
I would sell myself as a whore for this. Too good to be true.

>rain
>bad
Kek, give me that contract

People from Bergen are the most based ones in Norway, Scandinavia, northern Europe

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i like bergen though, so yes

Of fucking course. Winter is even warmer than here so it will be just total win situation.

I'll have to find it first.. It's down here somewhere

I dont get the cart thing.

rain is better than snow desu

Maybe if you went for groceries instead of asking mommy for tendies?

Due to less stress on the human body it reduces random sharts. You'll love it.

Carts in grocery stores tend to have one bad wheel that causes the cart to list and also squeak
Are you sheltered or what? You're American so you don't even have the cultural excuse

I ride a scooter and put things in the baskey

W-would I get all of these and ADDITIONALLY have opportunity to live in Norway?!?!

It's like saying "you'll be happy all life, BUT you will be immortal"

Never noticed that

Found the guy from Bergen

I told them about your evil harassment. They are angry now and looking for you youtube.com/watch?v=O1cnzaTQUqI

Thats why christianity never quite got a foothold in western Norway. Imagine the priest talking to people from Bergen about how god punished the world and made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights When at that point it had been raining for 100 days straight.

You have the acumulative power of the entire atlantic ocean blowing in your face though

>Can't handle a littlebit of rain
>Can't handle a littlebit of wind

What are you? Are you a mouse or a man?

for 10 billion i would build massive drainage system, pay to lay every fucking brick in the same place and repaint every slightly damaged building with paint made from dried unicorn dick just as they did it 300 years ago

>repaint every slightly damaged building

Buildings there are very well maintained user

Sure, I could kit out my place like James bond villains lair and have a small private army and fleet.

I would make Bergen the world capitol of quality whores and just about every drug known to man.

I would be the most self indulgent SoB the world has ever known.

So sick and tired of this dogshit board with people who have never been to Norway wanting to live there

The country is shit
The country looks poor
The country is expensive even with the 2 above
Where does the money go? Who the fuck knows, but half of it is undeveloped like Albania
Roads close in winter
It's cold as fuck
Sun sets at 4pm
the west has rain worse than London
Nothing to do
People can't buy drinks because it's too expensive
No one goes out to have fun
The people that do look like this: youtube.com/watch?v=I-61XEZVgCM
Oslo is like a 3rd world shithole
Metro system gates don't even work
Stabbings on the east daily
REMINDER THAT WOMEN LIKE VOE ARE NOT COMMON THAT'S WHY SHE IS A POPULAR VLOGGER.

So fucking tired of this shit.
I'll post my Norwegian UDI forms if you guys want. Dumb fucking cunts. Glad I got out of that shithole

Yes but I don't care about the shopping cart.

I live in NYC. Less than two weeks ago we had 3 inches of rain (about 7.62 cm) in 5 hours. So I'd be fine with your storms.

>colombian
>handling the rain

>Never noticed that
It's usually only in poor areas.

but, is this paint "historically accurate".
that is; does it use dried unicorn dick as ingredient ?

>The country looks poor
How poor?

>Roads close in winter
Not really, just the non relevant mountain roads do

>It's cold as fuck
winters in New York are probably colder than winters in west Norway

>Nothing to do
we watch porn

>No one goes out to have fun
we are busy watching american made porn

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Yes, I wouldn't have to go outside and interact with the natives so being in Norway wouldn't be that terrible.

>Colombia
>not constantly fucked in the ass by nature in many ways
kek

Let me guess.. You stayed in Bergen?

Yes.

>chocotacos.
wat?

Look at the size of the hands on that thing

Read it has a pop of 278,121. Sounds like a boring place more than anything.

That's correct.

The two neighbouring islands which is connected with bridges didn't want to be part of the city. They could probably have added another 100.000 if they joined in

yea but compared to 1,026,908 where i live, there always interesting shit to do, new places to see and crazy fucks to make your life interesting.

Jesus wept...

>crazy fucks

sounds nice. Tell me more about crazy fucks, she sounds cool

front neighbor decided to invite a bunch of meth addicts to their house to help them deal with their issues.

They almost burnt down the house when one of them decided to commit suicide and now the entire neighborhood is suing him. Not sure if I should get part of the action but it certainly spiced up the day seeing a bunch of cops round up a bunch of druggies.

>Would you?
Of course. Who cares if it's raining? It's not like I'm ever going out anyway. I literally have vitamin deficiency because I don't go out enough.
Also that's assuming I get to chose the girls myself, that's the only way to ensure they're actually 10/10.

>you get a cart
Bergen, it is.

Yes.

What is the downside? That it rains all the time because it rains all the time in Ireland too.

Real talk, why do people live there when they are not being incentivized nearly as much?

It can't be that ugly

You forgot the most important part

No beheadings

>But you have to live in Bergen, Norway
so literally st. john's except with norveggies in it? I'm down

Can you make it 100 10/10 Norwegian qt boys instead of girls?

It's the only way I'll live through the seasonal depression

but will it affect your potato eating habits?

Darkness for 4 months of the year and not even snow to make the winter fun

People in Ireland talk to eachother..

>Darkness for 4 months
so it is just grey or completely dark?

That's so she can give powerful handjobs.

>americans can like this

Norway, the land of heathens. .But in Bergen there are actually Jesus belivers. It's true desu youtube.com/watch?v=YA02Mt05KP4

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My life is darkness 12 months a year, so I will manage.

Gray in the summer and dark in the winter.

The sun rises about 9 am and sets 3 pm in december. That means you are at work when the sun is up

Lmao

Try living in Wales

(Bergen is 2,250mm annual)

That's sad man, do you want to talk about it

Would not the native brittons drown in such high water?

brits are tough, not a wimp like you

while dealing with the shit in commiefornia, i can never complain of its weather.

You say that like its a good thing

They might be tough in mind, but theur genetics make them lower and weaker than a saxon and other germanics.

t. 1/4 anglo saxon 3/4 nordid

You are like a child, watch this

We are talking 6096mm annual, btw

Don't make shitty threads like this on the norwegian constitusion day user.

And btw, no one celebrates the day better than people in Bergen, no one!!! They start in the morning and keep it going all the night

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so bergenfags an insufferable about their town and you try to mock them

okay, we get this meme, you can stop posting this thread

Bergen looks comfy

Where do i sign up?