800 years of oppression edition
/brit/
Emperor of the West
i have a sneaking suspicion that lauren southern is a virgin
i have a sneaking suspicion she is a coal burner
babestation
Heard she can't get enough of black cock.
She clearly got molested by her uncle
I'm an abo, nutted in her mouth
she's a yank, of course she is
...
bf just told me off for cheating again
she's said before she's done things she's not proud of
she's canadian
Drink to forget but I never forget to drink
Wish Lauren southern was my gf/wife and I was a republican congressman so I could come home after a day in congress of fucking over the black community to watch a pack of hung ho nig noga ravage my wife to shreds
nah she got PJW'd
pjw is openly gay
did a poo
not really a fan of Trump since he's gone back on pretty much everything he said he was going to do, but he really does have the right 'image' for an American President. he's literally the embodiment of America's obsession with wealthy macho elites come to life
sounds like a 5th rate michael caine
proofs????
Not even black tbqh.
Look a bit like a Slav though. I have faked a Russian accent and birds would believe me that I'm Russian too.
Baby girl quit all the banter
I want to live in Iceland
seek help
I'm a sassy African American women trapped in a white northern englishmans body. I darent reveal my true self due to fear of persecution.
Had a dream last night about becoming an actor.
Honestly lost in my life right now. Should I start looking into auditioning for parts?
Obviously I'm going to have to start small and eventually hire an agent for bigger gigs, but it sounds like a good life.
vocaroo your best impression of a sassy african american woman
>800
heh
MUCH faster to kill yourself until you reincarnate as an actor tbqh
this is him and his bf
>The term British Isles is controversial in Ireland,[6][14] where there are objections to its usage due to the association of the word British with Ireland.[15] The Government of Ireland does not recognise or use the term[16] and its embassy in London discourages its use.[17] As a result, Britain and Ireland is used as an alternative description,[15][18][19] and Atlantic Archipelago has had limited use among a minority in academia,[20][21][22][23] while British Isles is still commonly employed.[18] Within them, they are also sometimes referred to as these islands.
What the fuck is wrong with taigs?
Need an African AMERICAN big black bull to fuck my wife for me while I watch
Enjoying the new mouse.
They're pathetic little runts
>proofs????
Easy. He's alt-right
same except I'm TWO sassy African American women who are also lesbian
Why are you being a fucking retard?
>As a result, Britain and Ireland is used as an alternative description,[15][18][19] and Atlantic Archipelago
>Atlantic Archipelago
PJW hates the alt-right he's just an anti SJW
Hey
I live in iceland
800? I thought one Irish song said "we have fought you for five hundred years and we will fight you for five hundred more".
suckin on my titties like u wanted me. callin me all the time like blondie. check out my chrissy behind, it's fine all of the time. like sex on the beaches. what else is in the teaches of peaces? huh? whaa?
Can I put "Professional Channer" on my CV?
can you act?
The Azores?
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts
no you loser
Hello Paul
Prince Philip was literally here last week and never once said British isles but "these islands", nobody uses it anymore
>and we will fight you for five hundred more".
This shows how much they think they can win
Yank here.
The Yorkshire accent is pretty cute, I met a guy from around there recently.
What are some stereotypes Yorkshiremen so I can annoy him with them?
Cool pic, is that you? xx
post some ciaras
Unironically been on /brit/ for the last 13 and a half hours
how tall are you?
x
Where in Iceland? :p
same desu
Also it's North Yorkshire if that makes a difference. Rural guy.
Me paying more tax than you has nothing to do with the Tories, I would never post such illogical nonsense. I pay more tax than you because I am of more value than you are.
>What are some stereotypes Yorkshiremen
poor, working class, and depressed
fuck off faggot
this girl is mentally ill. its amazing how quickly you can fuck your life up if you attract enough attention on Sup Forums and have all your mistakes aired out.
Nah my lad
179cm
Feels manlet
Akureyri
>"these islands"
Mate no one says "these islands" outside your fucking insane thin-skinned bubble
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There's more to life than following e-celebrities.
>179cm
think he's just a bit camp
theory: if israel was a shiah muslim state instead of a jewish one there would be peace across the middle east
yea, it's an inside joke apparently
he loves that alt rigt poontang not alt poontang
Yeah. Would need to learn more if I wanted to become an actor though.
dude she gets BLACKED on a daily basis
>m-my girlfriend!!
Confirmed homosexual tbqh
Let's come up with names that sound like they could be British towns but don't actualling exist
Notintin
Woolbury
Well the heir to the British throne called it that last week to a large audience on a state visit
>poor, working class, and depressed
that's literally most of britain tbqh
do you know
this guy?
its called a "beard" sweetie, he's bent
>tfw Paul is a Lisicki-tier narcissist
grim
>its called a "beard" sweetie, he's bent
/brit/ does that all day are you new
Like what?
really hope all of you recycle
SCREAMING
Stratfordshire
Farrowfield
Kirktoun
...
Man on man action yay or nay?
t. PJW
HOWLING
Lingonbury
Torlieton
Cock-Upon-Ballston
why do people get so angry over the moors murders?
it's just a bunch of dead kids
who cares
you can just have another one
is phenibut actually fun or worth getting £25's worth
hate Moors tbqh
fuck em
Spain is Christian
what town ends in shire you stupid fucking jock twat
edgy 14 year old
oh dear oh dear oh dear
you're cute UWU
Yeah thats me
Yeah like posting on here with you cunts all day