No Asian waifu

"Daniel sama, dinner is ready"

For the last time my name's DARREN
D-A-R-R-E-N
DARREN!

>24 yo virgin

How can I get a real life waifu ?

Just be yourself

Where is your ass? Clearly you should eat both of our dinners.

You mean an autistic retard ?

Real question here is if she will scream like she is getting killed when you sex her.

you pay for it like everybody else

From my experience they squeal like a shy squirrel

KUU FUKU DEWA ARIMASEN