No Asian waifu

"Daniel sama, dinner is ready"

For the last time my name's DARREN
D-A-R-R-E-N
DARREN!

>24 yo virgin

How can I get a real life waifu ?

Just be yourself

Where is your ass? Clearly you should eat both of our dinners.

You mean an autistic retard ?

Real question here is if she will scream like she is getting killed when you sex her.

you pay for it like everybody else

From my experience they squeal like a shy squirrel

KUU FUKU DEWA ARIMASEN

B-but I don't have money... Can I still get a qt waifu from Japan ?

Parents are gone and i got shorty coming over tonight

Literally this. Unless you're really good looking or have a magnetic personality (

Buy a mail order bride and swiftly impregnate her so she won't leave you

She'll abort it and leave you and the fetus in the jar.

>Daniel
>not Daviddo
ONLY ONE JOB

>She'll abort

How can do that without citizenship and wellfare ?

>Gain height
>Lose weight
>Hit the weights
>Take a shower
>Get a clue

OK but where can I get one ?

TT.TT

Back alley or close hanger, nothing new.

LMAO
Stop deluding yourself they're whore with no social statue and very low self esteem if you can't even control a mail order bride you should just kys

Tapes "Sites matrimoniaux russes/ukrainiens"

Implying there are Korean or Japanese mail order bride

You have to settle for a stinky Chinese girl

>tfw my name is Daniel
This must be a sign to fuck some chinese pussy

"Solly Dallen sama"

#notinmyrace

Who the hell is Daniel?! Who the hell are you, bitch?! What the fuck!!!

Calm down Chad.

>Chad
implying

It's not even about being chad as long as you avoid pic related you'll be fine

wait just 6 more years and be a wizard

Done.

what does an asian girls butt smell like?

Dried plums and Fukushima radiation.

heh, nice.

That's a porn model, dude.