"Daniel sama, dinner is ready"
No Asian waifu
For the last time my name's DARREN
D-A-R-R-E-N
DARREN!
>24 yo virgin
How can I get a real life waifu ?
Just be yourself
Where is your ass? Clearly you should eat both of our dinners.
You mean an autistic retard ?
Real question here is if she will scream like she is getting killed when you sex her.
you pay for it like everybody else
From my experience they squeal like a shy squirrel
KUU FUKU DEWA ARIMASEN
B-but I don't have money... Can I still get a qt waifu from Japan ?
Parents are gone and i got shorty coming over tonight
Literally this. Unless you're really good looking or have a magnetic personality (
Buy a mail order bride and swiftly impregnate her so she won't leave you
She'll abort it and leave you and the fetus in the jar.
>Daniel
>not Daviddo
ONLY ONE JOB
>She'll abort
How can do that without citizenship and wellfare ?
>Gain height
>Lose weight
>Hit the weights
>Take a shower
>Get a clue
OK but where can I get one ?
TT.TT
Back alley or close hanger, nothing new.
LMAO
Stop deluding yourself they're whore with no social statue and very low self esteem if you can't even control a mail order bride you should just kys
Tapes "Sites matrimoniaux russes/ukrainiens"
Implying there are Korean or Japanese mail order bride
You have to settle for a stinky Chinese girl
>tfw my name is Daniel
This must be a sign to fuck some chinese pussy
"Solly Dallen sama"
#notinmyrace
Who the hell is Daniel?! Who the hell are you, bitch?! What the fuck!!!
Calm down Chad.
>Chad
implying
It's not even about being chad as long as you avoid pic related you'll be fine
wait just 6 more years and be a wizard
Done.
what does an asian girls butt smell like?
Dried plums and Fukushima radiation.
heh, nice.
That's a porn model, dude.