>wake up
>look at news
>see this
>Wat do?
>wake up
>look at news
>see this
>Wat do?
Move to the Iberian islands
become muslim spanish pirate
so silly, but made me kek
>drown
visit our new coastline i guess.
Im now 1 hour away from the beach.
Go scuba diving in Atlantis (Paris)
>Canada still exists
Day ruined
I for once welcome our new eritrean overlords.
Claim Kerguelen and French Guyana for Glorious PerĂº
IT'd be so sweet. Portuguese and Spanish people would be the Iberian pirates.
>no coastline of Alsace-Lorraine for Germany
Rejoice and hope Germany is the next in line. Or Russia.
Pray so that I move to a timeline where Canada does not exist instead
Praise KEK, be smug and tell everybody I was right all along and he punished the french people because they eat frogs. Shadilay
UMA TIMELINE DELICIA?
*ded*
rude post
Cry a lot because Catalonia depends on the land connection to Europe to maintain its economy.
Shouldn't you be in a sheltered workshop that suits your needs at this time of the day?
Go on Sup Forums
Start the daily shitposting
yay, iberia is an island!
Go on Sup Forums
>be french
>disappear
>Golden face.jpg