Wake up

>wake up
>look at news
>see this

>Wat do?

Move to the Iberian islands

become muslim spanish pirate

so silly, but made me kek

>drown

visit our new coastline i guess.

Im now 1 hour away from the beach.

Go scuba diving in Atlantis (Paris)

>Canada still exists
Day ruined

I for once welcome our new eritrean overlords.

Claim Kerguelen and French Guyana for Glorious PerĂº

IT'd be so sweet. Portuguese and Spanish people would be the Iberian pirates.

>no coastline of Alsace-Lorraine for Germany

Rejoice and hope Germany is the next in line. Or Russia.

Pray so that I move to a timeline where Canada does not exist instead

Praise KEK, be smug and tell everybody I was right all along and he punished the french people because they eat frogs. Shadilay

UMA TIMELINE DELICIA?

*ded*

rude post

Cry a lot because Catalonia depends on the land connection to Europe to maintain its economy.

Shouldn't you be in a sheltered workshop that suits your needs at this time of the day?

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Start the daily shitposting

yay, iberia is an island!

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>be french
>disappear
>Golden face.jpg